STEEL VIPER FORCE: The Blog

The official blog of the upcoming feature film STEEL VIPER FORCE. Check out our website, videos and funding campaign: steelviperforcemovie.com  

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Live read... Happening now!

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STEEL VIPER FORCE: The Live Read

Come on down to the China Cloud to see scenes from the NEW Steel Viper Force feature film script be read by some of Vancouver's funniest comedians!

Thursday, November 28, 2013 Doors @ 8:00 PM / Show @ 8:30 / $5 China Cloud Theatre - 524 Main St

In the next two weeks we will announce the cast who will be. Before that, check out Steel Viper Force: Rise of Fiero!

http://youtu.be/zdkycVCYElw

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STEEL VIPER FORCE: Rise of Fiero

The long awaited short... NOW ONLINE!!!

Shot in the summer of 2011, this 22-minute short, featuring such recognizable Vancouver faces as comedian Graham Clark, CBC Radio 3's Grant Lawrence and Steve Bays of Fur Trade and Hot Hot Heat, premiered in December of that same year (just after being sneak-previewed earlier in September alongside a Tommy Wiseau-attended screening of The Room).

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STEEL VIPER FORCE presents Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero

An instructional video series teaching you how to defend yourself in the streets AND find satisfaction in the bedroom.

Episode 8 features a sex move that will show your partner your giving side (in the bedroom): it's called THE BABY BJÖRN.

This move is brought to you by DANIEL DEVITA, whose generous contribution to the STEEL VIPER FORCE pre-production fund has planted the seed for us to hire porn actors for 'real sex' inserts for the European cut of the feature film, shooting in the Summer of 2014.

Find out how to make a contribution of your own and see some more sweet vids here http://steelviperforcemovie.com

AND check out the Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero introduction for video credits!

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STEEL VIPER FORCE presents Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero

An instructional video series teaching you how to defend yourself in the streets AND find satisfaction in the bedroom.

Episode 7 features spine-shattering, windpipe-collapsing combat move: it's called THE STRONG ARM.

This move is brought to you by JOEL ARMSTRONG, whose generous contribution to the STEEL VIPER FORCE pre-production fund has planted the seed for a one-on-one, hand-to-hand battle set on a flat deck truck going 60km/h over the Georgia Viaduct in the feature film, shooting in the Summer of 2014.

Find out how to make a contribution of your own and see some more sweet vids here http://steelviperforcemovie.com

AND check out the Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero introduction for video credits!

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SVF Perks: A Neck Tatt for Steve & Monika

Monika & Steve chose the Neck Tatt perk for their donation, so we did a rough mockup of their tattoo, complete with pizza!

THANKS GUYS!

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SVF Perks: A Neck Tatt for Jason Antony

Jason chose the Neck Tatt perk for his donation, so we did a rough mockup of his tatty!

THANKS JASON! Can't wait to see you in the film!

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STEEL VIPER FORCE presents Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero

An instructional video series teaching you how to defend yourself in the streets AND find satisfaction in the bedroom.

Episode 6 features a showboating move that can be used both in private, and out on the streets of New York City: it's called THE BROADWAY SHOW.

This move is brought to you by KAITLIN FONTANA, whose generous contribution to the STEEL VIPER FORCE pre-production fund has planted the seed for us to shoot a soft-core love making scene on a moving jet ski for the feature film, shooting in the Summer of 2014.

Find out how to make a contribution of your own and see some more sweet vids here http://steelviperforcemovie.com

AND check out the Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero introduction for video credits!

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SVF Perks: A Neck Tatt for UBC Improv!

UBC Improv chose the Neck Tatt perk for their donation, so we rebooted their logo & threw it on a neck!

THANKS DOODS!

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SVF Perks: Bullet Poetry for Rikia

Eyes in the shadows

Reflect a double edged sword

Blood on the dance floor

Lance Fiero says: “I definitely did not write this while stalking you at the Biltmore last week.”

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STEEL VIPER FORCE presents Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero

An instructional video series teaching you how to defend yourself in the streets AND find satisfaction in the bedroom.

Episode 5 features a face-crushing combat move demonstrated on special guest dojo assistant, Tom Hill: it's called THE BONE TICKLER.

This move is brought to you by CONOR HOLLER, whose generous contribution to the STEEL VIPER FORCE pre-production fund has planted the seed to have have three FULL throat rips (a threefer) for the feature film, shooting in the Summer of 2014.

Find out how to make a contribution of your own and see some more sweet vids here http://steelviperforcemovie.com

AND check out the Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero introduction for video credits!

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SVF Perks: Bullet Poetry for Mayana

Love for adventure

Secrets, sensual hard times

His past, her future

Lance Fiero says: "Your mysterious IndieGoGo account inspired this ethereal poetry. Whenever I practice jumping out of trees, I hear the winds whisper your name."

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STEEL VIPER FORCE presents Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero

An instructional video series teaching you how to defend yourself in the streets AND find satisfaction in the bedroom.

Episode 4 features a sensual move that is a variation on a classic leg-wrestling match, but with sex: it's called SHIN ON SHIN ON SHIN ON SHIN.

This move is brought to you by ANDREW FIELDEN, whose generous contribution to the STEEL VIPER FORCE pre-production fund has planted the seed for us to commission a saxophone player to noodle over the entire soundtrack of the feature film (see Lethal Weapon 1-4 for reference), shooting in the Summer of 2014.

Find out how to make a contribution of your own and see some more sweet vids here http://steelviperforcemovie.com

AND check out the Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero introduction for video credits!

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Best punch-out gif EVER!

Lance Fiero double punches-out some hoodlums in the 5-min classic STEEL  VIPER FORCE: The Teaser Scene.

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STEEL VIPER FORCE presents Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero

An instructional video series teaching you how to defend yourself in the streets AND find satisfaction in the bedroom.

Episode 3 features a strategic strategy for defence against burglars, to be executed by three young individuals AND it's inspired by Home Alone 3: it's called THE TRIPLE THREAT.

This move is brought to you by SHELLEY YOUENS, whose generous contribution to the STEEL VIPER FORCE pre-production fund has planted the seed for at least three groin punches (executed by professional stunt persons) in the feature film, shooting in the Summer of 2014.

Find out how to make a contribution of your own and see some more sweet vids here http://steelviperforcemovie.com

AND check out the Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero introduction for video credits!

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SVF Perks: Bullet Poetry for Nick Harvey Cheetham

The dark street echoes

A foot chase creates a beat

Reeboks and leather

Lance says, “A big thanks to Nick H.C. for his donation. This poetry is inspiration for us to get together and finally write our Stomp reboot.”

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STEEL VIPER FORCE presents Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero

An instructional video series teaching you how to defend yourself in the streets AND find satisfaction in the bedroom.

Episode 2 features a venomous sex move that was taught to Lance Fiero by sex yogis in the deep jungles of India: it's called THE COBRA.

This move is brought to you by LIAM GREENLAW, whose generous contribution to the STEEL VIPER FORCE pre-production fund has planted the seed for us to buy enough candles to shoot 12 takes of sensuous wax-melting on the bare chest of Cam MacLeod (aka Lance Fiero) in the feature film, shooting in the Summer of 2014.

Find out how to make a contribution of your own and see some more sweet vids here http://steelviperforcemovie.com

Check out the Sweet Moves with Lance Fiero introduction for video credits!