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Me: I’m having such a hard time, can y’all please go easy on me?

According to this meme I made in 2016, 2018 is the last year in a barrage of terrible years. In 2019, the suffering will end and good things will come to us once again

albearrawr

Reblog for a good 2019, because goddamnit we all need it.

pyomorphic

can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

lilsugarbush

cop: are you high?

me: hello, am i what?

cop: high

me: hello

ashlee-ketchum

Interviewer: what sort of things have you accomplished in your life?

Me: idk I'm pretty proud of my right eyebrow

arandomthot

This would’ve made for a great Vine

simply-brandon

An educated person: "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."

Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"

amisteak

Steak: There’s 21 letters in the alphabet, right?

Red Wine: 26

Steak: Oh I forgot…U R A Q T

Red Wine: What?

Steak: Say the letters out loud

Red Wine: How do you forget ‘A’??

adhighdefinition

“yeah, i’ll just do it later” bold of me to assume i won’t have forgotten by then

whiskeycrutch

Power move of the century.

teenagerposts

@ all my mutuals

drive2011-deactivated20220420

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you