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souperluminal

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

aturinfortheworse

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it.

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

medusamori

haunted

acquaintedwithrask

I’m 100% certain this is glaze fuckery but the delivery of “it’s bleeding! It’s possessed.” is absolutely the best thing

immabethehero

Bad paint?

weepingredwillow

That’s a Time Bomb/Biohazard!!!

The glaze on the inside and outside of the Jug has developed cracks which when the Water is added causes the darker red clay under the white glaze to absorb the water. This in turn makes the Jug “Sweat” or “Bleed”. But it also compromises the integrity of the Jug as the Clay inside is becoming soggy as it absorbs the water. It’s also a breeding ground for Bacteria and Mold as the Clay can’t properly dry inside the glaze.

So it’s either going to fall apart and shatter into a bizillion little pieces.

Or it’s going to become a rancid smelling object that would Poison anything that Drinks/Absorbs the water put inside it.

nevercure

So it’s cursed

But like

Scientifically cursed

silentlycrazy

Most curses are science we don’t understand

thelastlonelywriter

“most curses are science we don’t understand” woah ok there pal there’s no need to crash through half my reality and light it on fire like calm down

lafactoriadelmeme

Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊

abadbowlofsoup

The face of a woman regretting the music lessons.

orwellsunderpants

[video description: series of scenes of a mom who is a little person and her teenage son, who is about six feet tall and who plays the trombone in each scene. The sounds the son makes on his trombone are intended to match his mom’s actions or to be otherwise appropriate to what she is doing. /end description]

lontra-ohiensis

still not over how much I love this

tenporcupines

Posts that would kill a peasant from 1173

imjustusingthistolikeartists

Mephistopheles and Margaretta, A Double Statue - medium: sculpture, sycamore wood, sculptor unknown, 19th century. Currently located in the Salar Jung Museum in Hyderabad, India.

weaselle

i’ve reblogged posts featuring these two separately, but they go great together

commiemartyrshighschool

I know the point is that the statue indicates this sort of gender and space warping work far predates our modern conceptions and that's valid but the statue dating to the 1800's means it's still entirely possible it would kill a peasant from 1173.

Though really the part that would probably cause them to lose their minds is the existence of video.

whitepeopletwitter

Hmmmmmm

labelleizzy

Well YES THAT SHOULD DEFINITELY BE THE PROTOCOL

riseofthecommonwoodpile

i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

theconcealedweapon

All of those would be cheaper than imprisoning people, so if you're against it, it can't be because of money.

catgirlmoriarty

sky high but it’s about being gay

gay🇦🇺irl

HOMOGENEITY WIN!

$15 was for ten years ago time to adjust for inflation

rahulkoh

“When you send me for a role and it says ‘South Asian, his name is Raj’ … I say ‘I don’t fucking want it.’ And then the next one comes in and it says it doesn’t have a race. ‘This is John. 30s. Handsome.’ … When it says that, I want that fucking role. So I want to take from the majority. That’s the only time I think about race.” —Rahul Kohli on Blackman Beyond podcast