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Emily | she/they | my ao3 is thelastlonelywriter (creative, I know) | chat with me about anything! | sometimes you have to be the change you wish to see in the world, sometimes you just have to stand up and scream :)

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[punkbxt]

r u a big shirt lil pants gay or a lil shirt big pants gay

[moonsun2010]

ALT

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Look I know there's a wealth of quotes to be analysed about Jonathan's changing persona in response to Dracula's performance of civility etc but. This moment made me laugh for 5 mins straight.

[crykea]

(Pictured: a greyscale drawing of count dracula scaling the side of his castle. The drawing below shows Johnathan leaning out of a window and aiming a rifle at the count.)

[hoexygen]

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

[emma-d-klutz]

I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives. 

[emma-d-klutz]

Stacy I know the others lost your trust (lost your trust) Your mom, your dad, your bro became their objects of lust (preteen lust) But I swear I come over just for you (just for you) I’d show up even if you didn’t have Smash for the Wii U (it’s a bonus tho) 

You know I haven’t changed that much since elementary Like Blink-182 Except I’ve long passed 23

Stacy please you’re the only one I see You’re my bff and you got my loyalty Stacy your family Just has no effect on me I know you don’t believe but If you weren’t here then I’d just leave 

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[resqectable]

“The soul becomes dyed with the colour of its thoughts.”

— Marcus Aurelius

[the-haiku-bot]

“The soul becomes dyed

with the colour of its thoughts.”

— Marcus Aurelius

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

JOEY BATEY CRUMBS LIFE IS GOOD

[sosaysdean]

he’s taking an am I gay quiz

[thelastlonelywriter]

based on the face, he actually just finished taking it and the answer was yes

[thelastlonelywriter]

Shut Up and Kiss Me by Marianas Trench has such Romeo Montague vibes it’s insane. Does that mean that Romeo is an 80s wannabe? Maybe. I will not be elaborating on that.  

[alirienge]

The queen herself, Musichetta!

[ID: A fanart of Musichetta in a Les Mis Modern AU. She’s in the right corner of the picture, sitting down on a bench in an empty street while reading a book. Musichetta is wearing a over-large sweater, a pleated skirt and large round earrings. She has her curly hair tied back by a leaf-patterned scarf and she’s looking slightly to the side, directly at the camera, with amusement. A purse is pressed against her side. The street in the background is dusk-dark, with several small apartment windows with light coming out of them, illuminating the scene. End ID]

[foeofcolor]

love how javert the most cop mccop in all of fucking france shows up to the barricades like "uh. police bad" and enjolras is like "CITIZEN I WELCOME YOU" and gavroches is like "dude thats cop mccop everyone fucking knows him hes a spy"

[efyhvvdev-deactivated20240119]

Clue 1985 incorrect quote #5 WITH PICTURES

[malcolmschmitz]

in general if an author (indie or otherwise) offers somewhere to buy their books that isn't Amazon, youuuuuu should take that option.

whether it's gumroad, smashwords, bookshop, or something you've never heard of.

everyone uses amazon because everyone uses amazon, it's ubiquitous because it's ubiquitous, if you're selling books you need to sell them through amazon to reach a general audience

but literally any other website is better for the writer than amazon; amazon is so big that the guys running it know they can screw everyone over

so if an author gives you another option, please take it

you'll be helping them more than you know

[the-haiku-bot]

whether it’s gumroad,

smashwords, bookshop, or something

you’ve never heard of.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cx-shhhh]

Gay.

[badjokesbyjeff]

When I was little, a strange man stepped out of a time machine and punched me for no reason!

So I’ve worked all my life to invent a time machine of my own, and I’m going back to when he was little and we’ll see how he likes the taste of his own medicine.