a socially awkward lesbian

high key Loki stan since 1806

[pomeranian2]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

[madammuffins]

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

[gayer-than-you]

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

[4444555666777888999]

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[mirrorspell]

[tachylyte]

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

[sloth-grunge]

“why do humor bloggers even care if people from school find their blog, it’s not like you have anything to hide”

[gaypeopletwitter]

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

Okay so someone, who doesn’t know my name or pretty much anything about me, knows me as Cthulu Lord.

I am forever Cthulu Lord to her and nothing else.

I love this title and shall cherish it.

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[horreurscopes]

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!

[fishhater-ieatthem]

Them: you really don’t have to use mouthwash before you brush your teeth, you just need to-

Me: WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO, HUH?? NOT WASH MY MOUTH TWO TIMES A DAY WITH THE PAIN AND SUFFERING OF MY ENEMIES???

[thisisthesadplace]

The silent treatment really fucks you up. Abusers use it as a way to manipulate their victims all the time. 

Now I panic at every change in tone. I can’t be lonely. If someone doesn’t answer I immediately panic and assume the worst. I over analyze every action and text. The silent treatment really fucks you up.

[i-am-a-fish]

sometimes I just wanna go off the grid and grow corn because fuck it, corn is pretty cool

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

[goodmoviesareincolor-deactivate]

bruh theres some guy who keeps track of all the mass clown incidents in the united states and it happens like every 20 years its fuckin weird

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

are you fucking telling me It is based on true events

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out