#1 Woman Enjoyer

StellaMae on AO3. Welcome to the blog that accompanies all that weird shit I wrote. 18+ only please <3

[wretched-mog]

one of the fastest double-takes of my life.....

[stick-eridian-collection]

[repmet]

Wait, what? You got a mate?

[gaysie]

defending the cringe pop culture attempts at slang in tvl by proposing it’ll be a nice time capsule 25 years from now when we’re rewatching and i turn to my partner and say Babe aww they just said “Cheugy” remember that 2 month span where people said that? oh look they said Labubu remember that singular month when people were buying those? and the life-size scarecrow in bed next to me that i’ve stitched to look like hudson williams doesn’t say anything because its mouth is fabric

[teashadephoenix]

[batpaia]

For those confused as to why Armand's missing an eye:

[starrose17]

[sci-fi-gifs]

Project Hail Mary dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller | 2026

[girlkaramazov]

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[puppydogwhitaker]

PSA to fic readers, it is so hard to freak a fic writer out with your comments. we are just as crazy about the fic as you are.

tell me you love it. tell me it made you slam your laptop shut. tell me you brought it up at your college lecture about kink. key smash in all caps. quote the passage that made you think. i promise, we’ll love it.

we spend hours thinking about it, writing it, editing it. there is no such thing as over enthusiasm when you’re talking about our fics to us. we are sooooo weird about them, i assure you. you are just matching my freak. the freak bar is already set so high. feel no anxiety about enjoying something and letting the creator know.

[sacred-portal]

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[lizard-spams-your-dash-too]

I think it's funny how the marketing for tvl was like "the music is awesome! Rock star lestat" and then the first episode everyone, including lestat, is like "this shit is middling to bad"

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[theside-b]