maggie

[stemch]

matpat seems like a rep*blican

[callusesandcuticles]

maybe i don’t have trichotillomania. maybe i was just meant to pick out the seams of stuffed animals for a career. bet you didn’t think of that.

[arielluva]

1 month until fantasy life i.... starts twitching

[guerrillatech]

[tim-official]

sorry that i ended two consecutive messages with "lmao." i don't know why i did that. it looks really dumb doesn't it. i'll edit one to get rid of it. you can end my stupid pathetic life if you want

[cannibalings]

when i decide im not going

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[hungry-hyena]

they need to invent a yarn supply that doesn't run out

[junglejim4322]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[worldsworstfemale]

gonna start being an active participant in my life tmrw i promise

[papayajuan2019]

time heals exactly one wound. and you don't get to choose it

[starlightshadowsworld]

See people think the hardest part of knitting or crocheting is learning different stitches, getting the materials and remembering various abbreviations.

It’s actually the fact you will inexplicably lose the ability to count and follow instructions.

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[fruitblush]

im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

[ashstfu]

[never-stop]