[noshamehustle]

[formerglory25]

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[letsgosirens]

texting the hoes like its a hostage situation

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[nest-of-shiny-things]

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

[nest-of-shiny-things]

“and now we’re playing in the olympics together again” btw

[nest-of-shiny-things]

GUESS WHO JUST WON THE WALTER CUP

[stealingpotatoes]

happy mermay to this beautiful mermai-- what do you mean that's a seal. that's literally a mermaid look at her

(links // tip jar!)

[stealingpotatoes]

this beautiful mermaid is now available as a print!!

[wiggytiggy]

WiggyTiggy

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Troy Barrett/Harris Drover Characters: Troy Barrett, Harris Drover Additional Tags: Falling In Love, Falling on the canal, The two great tourism experiences in Canada's capital, Mutual pining through boutique tourism, Troy learns to love Ottawa, Or at least he learns to love his tour guide, An indulgent love letter to ottawa, Mostly Canon Compliant Summary: Traded, newly-heartbroken, and living in a desolate hotel on the side of the highway, Troy Barrett didn't have high expectations for Ottawa. More than a month into his season with the Centaurs, and his typical evening entertainment still mostly consisted of watching raccoons scavenge in the strip mall below his window.

The only upside was Harris, the Centaurs' perpetually-chipper social media manager. And he seemed endearingly determined to make Troy fall in love with the city.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

this and also there’s something very beautiful about watching in progress fics grow. shout out to in progress fics <3

[mari-beau]

@wiggytiggy 🥰

[wiggytiggy]

@mari-beau back at you!! 😉

[byjove]

t-shirt that says ‘I’D RATHER BE DEBASING A CHASTE AND VIRTUOUS KNIGHT RIGHT NOW.’

[the-wavesinger]

boss makes a dollar I make a dime we all watch women's hockey on company time etc

[mostlysignssomeportents]

The Enshittificator

Digital products and services keep getting worse. In the new report Breaking Free: Pathways to a fair technological future, the Norwegian Consumer Council has delved into enshittification and how to resist it. The report shows how this phenomenon affects both consumers and society at large, but that it is possible to turn the tide. Read more on forbrukerradet.no/breakingfree

[nowiloveblackberry]

I've always wanted to move to Norway...

[mostlysignssomeportents]

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[maryoliveoil]

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[top-cheese]

thanks mr innanen ill be saying this forever

[vavistus]

Tää oli kyl vitun kova 😵

Bless her

[pwhl-mybeloved]

cbc is posting hurt no comfort shit on main

[nest-of-shiny-things]

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

[nest-of-shiny-things]

“and now we’re playing in the olympics together again” btw