Steny x Reader Hurt/Comfort Fanfic
It was a balmy summer day in The Villages, Florida. Former Democratic House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer was doing his morning calisthenics walk when he passed the house of his former lover, Ethel Gilbert. Through the window, he sees a young beauty with blue orbs and brunette hair haphazardly thrown in a high messy bun when she woke up that morning.
He was awestruck.
She looks out the window and they make steaming eye contact. The Silver Fox winks at her mischievously. She gasps. From afar, he can see her turn to her left and mouth the words “Grandma, who is that?”
He sees Eth, that old hag, peak her head through the curtains. “That’s Steny Hoyer former Democratic House Majority Leader... and my former lover” he lipreads her saying.
I hate that old hag Ethel because she broke up with me when I was wrongfully dethroned from my position as Democratic House Majority Leader, Steny thinks. I need my vengence.
[Authors Note: begin playing Suvivor’s Eye of The Tiger now]
Steny confidently struts up the paved walkway to Ethel’s front door while maintaining eye contact with Y/N. Steny, who dry scooped pre-workout for his morning calisthenics, kicked the front door clean off of its hinges with one kick.
Steny hears a thud and a scream. She looks to her left, that old cunt, under the door. 🚪 Steny thinks Good riddance whore.
Y/N gasps and walks over to her absolutely demolished grandmother. Y/N puts her fingers to her carotid artery to check her pulse. Y/N does not hear a pulse. Her beautiful blue orbs well up with tears.
“There there you sexy little mama” Steny says, grabbing her ass. “It’ll be okay, she deserved it. She’s where she belongs”.
“You really mean it?”, says Y/N hopefully, her voice wobbling.
“I promise” says Steny. “And look on the bright side, if you can cook, you can come home with me”.
“Of course I can cook, I am a women” says Y/N.
Steny Hoyer takes Y/N’s hand in his, after giving her ass a final squeeze, and together they walk over the door on Ethel’s body, and into the sunset.
Fin.
