I Like Pretty Things

I have a lot of feelings about cats BG3 brainrot currently

[ikerfayse]

Not now honey, Gale is dropping some lore

[n0ahsferatu]

i love my puter all my friends are inside it

[carnilia]

img id: [screenshot of dialog from the game Baldur's Gate 3 of three lines being said by Karlach. "It's nice to be somewhere where good is still possible. Take you and Gale, for instance. Don't think I haven't noticed the sparks flying. He's a good egg. A little scholarly for my tastes, but I'm sure you could crack his spine like a new book."]

KARLACH this is the funniest fucking thing omg

[stepharoni]

It warms my heart to see that all the ides of March shitposting is still going strong. I remember this shit from like 2010 or whenever it started getting popular as a social media platform.

[tadfools]

Woe be upon the bg3 girlies who have to work every day of our lives and can’t see Wyll’s beautiful smile and the glint in Gale’s eye and hear Karlach’s laugh whenever we wish (I’m typing this at work)

Woe be on the babes who have to work every day of our lives and can’t marvel at the freckle on Shadowheart’s hip or the way Astarion smiles or the intricately done braids in Lae’zel’s hair (I added this part on my lunch break)

[letsbuzz]

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Astarion: So, Gale! How is your sad, hopeless pining going? Gale: ach-! I'm hardly 'pining'! It's been a year or more since Mystra cast me aside. Astarion: Oh, my dear wizard, I wasn't talking about Mystra~

[stepharoni]

I'm sorry, but who gave them the RIGHT

[underdark-dreams]

Turns out I'm the same whore I always was

[rebvilla]

let me recite their demise

[spekkios]

gale + the book of dead gods

[shoe109]

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

[khaleesiofalicante]

Me, celebrating the fact that all my favs survived

Me, realising there are three more episodes to go…

[sheikah]

[fanonical]

the fact that your patronus can be a person is really creepy to me

like imagine ron seeing hermione cast a patronus and his freckly spectral face is grinning at him from across the room? i would freak the fuck out

[dorcasmeadoews]

I am just imagining some American transfer student goes go Hogwarts, does the charm, and out pops Obama. Just full out President Obama.

[witch-apologist]

Reblog if your patronus is President Obama.

[whoneedscanon]

“thanks obama” i say as i high five my patronus after he protects me from dementors

[raccooncomic]

63. New Friends

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes