Normal is the Watchword

what's up i'm aly i'm a femme lesbian and i don’t shut up. fanfic author. (33; she/her) Currently: heated rivalry; multifandom; clearing out my likes via queue

[whoneedscanon]

flowers on the windowsill: a hollanov soulmate au by whoneedscanon (me)

new chapters to be posted regularly

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85250391/chapters/225123751

[animentality]

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[hushr00m]

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

Everyone in my notes right now:

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[boghermit]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

[sodor-memetime]

[easterndaylighttime]

if I just had the presence of mind and the wherewithal and the chutzpah and the bandwidth and the executive function and the energy and the mental resources and the spoons and the right attitude and the capacity and the gumption and th

[actuallysara]

happy

[bambicoded]

cliff full name....

cliffton

clifford

he doesn't have one. its just cliff on this birth certificate.

a secret fourth thing

Voting ended onJul 3

[clytemnestraaa]

hayden pike is so frustrating in fic bc you can either have him act how he does in canon and acknowledge (however implicitly) that hes not that good a friend OR you can say okay shane has a Good Friend named hayden pike and just make him act in ways rr never would. (secret third option: hes a good friend hahaha he just Acts Like That hes so funny! always has me click away) and the latter almost always has people making him a super ally golden retriever wife guy who was like . formed from shanes rib and never existed before they met. like can we pleaseeee be interesting i promise you can talk about how shanes best friend sucks a little bit. maybe even there are depths there to plumb

for the love of god can we plumb can we get mario on the case can we strap some helmets on and go spelunking. shane’s best friend sucks. he sucks as a friend. not like in a haha way but as in it is a fundamentally unstable friendship built on what each other are and not who they are. like it’s not going to last. it’s explosive. it’s not a truly positive force in either of their lives. i hate hayden pike but even he doesn’t deserve a best friend who is silently internally laughing at and pitying him whenever they interact. and then shane doesn’t deserve a single goddamn thing hayden pike puts him through and if there was any justice in this world shane would have a full shaking screaming violent animalistic breakdown and tear hayden’s throat out with his bare teeth. you were supposed to be my brother. you were supposed to be my friend.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[vexheart]

There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.