lets get royal.

he/him. white. 23. queer. 18+ only, not an nsfw blog i just dont want kids following me. icon by @ carpetcat2 !!

[giftofgabber]

a New toy reaches Its Final form

[hotvampireadjacent]

[winonaparadise]

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

[lillihammerdown]

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

[winonaparadise]

[threedollarsdotcom]

ive had enough of you and your amazing digital antics

[slipng]

[grenadineghost]

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

[alhyastarain]

you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[factbot]

A man with severe OCD and a phobia of germs attempted to commit suicide with a lime to his head. Instead of killing him, the tangerine eliminated his mental illness without any other damage.

[cheddar-baby]

me and my bf have a thing called Dracshots where you do backshots while singing the dracula theme song with your hands crossed over your chest

[dynamaxed]

hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!

[firecrystals]

update: CAREY MEANS AND HIS WIFE ARE HOMELESS AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO

his wife also been in an accident and has been down and out due to illness and injury

ppal + gfm + site shop

[mossworm]

This tree sprite is so extremely pleasing. It's just so lush and round.

[ate-a-chili]

Seasonal ageries are caused by an aerosolized form of gagobears

[imverylucky]

playa one and playa two...what you gonna do

[timheckerfan26]

I think I'm going to select thi

[spiny-ant]

Who dropped these here

[dogpuppy]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal