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Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. by Will Rogers Quotes What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth - Compared with love, found, gained, and kept by Robert Browning Qutations Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find - nothing. by Aesop Sentences Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business. by Bennett Alfred Cerf Sayings No one is without knowledge except him who asks no questions. by West African Saying The fault, dear Brutus, lies not in our stars, but in ourselves if we are underlings. by Shakespeare I love life because what more is there. by Anthony Hopkins Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done. by Al Bernstein A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. by German Proverb Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue. by Barry Goldwater Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. by Thomas A Edison Every generation thinks it has the answers, and every generation is humbled by nature. by Phillip Lubin When elephants fight, it is the grass who suffers. by African Proverb I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time. by Louise Nevelson Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. by John Singer Sargent Wise Amazing Quotations And Great Proverb LOVE Quotes

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Every law is an infraction of liberty. by Jeremy Bentham Messages It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date. by George Bernard Shaw Quotes To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. by David Viscott How to Live with Another Person 1974 Messages Account no man happy till he dies. by Euripides Sayings I have found you an argument: but I am not obliged to find you an understanding. by Samuel Johnson If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you. by Nikita Khrushchev Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. by Mark Twain To understand is to forgive, even oneself. by Alexander Chase In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. by Laurence J Peter Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another. by Ambrose Bierce Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow. by Unknown There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow. by Victor Hugo How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child by William Shakespeare 80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in. by Lawrence Peter Berra Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious. by Oscar Wilde Daily Cool Proverbs And Great Short Proverb famous sayings

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The law is sic a ass - a idiot. by Charles Dickens Messages The most hopelessly stupid man is he who is not aware that he is wise. by Isaac Asimov Second Foundation First Speaker Messages Americans are overreachers overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses. by George Will Qutations Today is your day Your mountain is waiting. So... get on your way. by Theodor Seuss Geisel Sayings We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur. by Dan Quayle You progress not through improving what has been done, but reaching toward what has yet to be done. by Kahlil Gibran Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead. by Lily Langtry Always treat people with respect and kindness, for they may be selected to be on your jury. by Steve Pershing Jefferson still survivies. by John Adams last words after a lifetime competing with Thomas Jefferson Never give advice unless asked. by German Proverb The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful by Frederick LockerLampson Pray, pray very much but beware of telling God what you want. by French Proverb In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans. by Kahlil Gibran Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail then you can let go when you want to. by Josh Billings A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. by Wystan Hugh Auden Popular Favorite Sayings And Nice Quote nice quotation

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What is now proved was once only imagined. by William Blake Words As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Faust One liners It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions. by Aldous Huxley Sayings If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be. by Councilman John Bowman commenting on the high crime in Washington Messages You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale. by Brock Chisholm Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood. by Samuel Johnson Since when was genius found respectable? by Elizabeth Barrett Browning There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. by Agnes Repplier Time is money. by Benjamin Franklin By words the mind is winged. by Aristophanes A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind. by Thales All art is quite useless. by Oscar Wilde The Picture of Dorian Gray the preface When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. by Francois de La Rochefoucauld Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. by Steven Wright x15 Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor. by Laurence J Peter Daily Cool Sayings And Great Favorite One Liner leadership sayings & quotations

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. by Herbert Spencer Sayings A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman of the next generation. by James Clarke Phrases Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it. by Sam Levenson Sentences I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American. by A F Shaw Messages Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. by Mark Twain Strength is the outcome of need. by H G Wells The Time Machine The best way out is always through. by Robert Frost Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. by Malayan Proverb There are two levers for moving men interest and fear. by Napoleon Bonaparte War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength by George Orwell Book 1984 Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness. by George Orwell 1984 The unfit die -- the fit both live and thrive. Alas, who say so They who do survive. by Sarah N Cleghorn Things we not hope for often come to pass than things we wish. by Titus Maccius Plautus People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses. by Dr Laura Schlessinger Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. by Benjamin Franklin Love People Proverbs And Cute Men Message Wise Great sentences

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Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. by Jean Anouilh Sentences I am sure the grapes are sour. by Aesop The Fox and the Grapes Quotes If government could create jobs and raise children, socialism would have worked. by George Gilder Phrases Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper. by Dr Thomas Fuller Gnomologia 1732 Sentences Eagles fly alone, but sheep flock together. by Polish Proverb We need not think alike to love alike. by Francis David When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot be cured. by Anton Pavlovich Chekhov I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. by Michel de Montaigne The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. by George Bernard Shaw Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. by Benjamin Disraeli We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey. by John Hope Franklin Social history might be defined negatively as the history of a people with the politics left out. by G M Trevelyan The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it. by P B Medawar After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather. by Benjamin Franklin Great ideas originate in the muscles. by Thomas Alva Edison Wise One Liners And Favorite Romantic Proverb cute ghetto quotes

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A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory. by Arthur Golden Phrases Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty. by Simone Weil Gravity and Grace 1947 Qutations We can't take any credit for our talents. It's how we use them that counts. by Madeleine L'Engle Qutations No question is ever settled until it is settled right. by Ella Wheeler Wilcox Messages If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist? by Unknown Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven. by Yiddish Proverb Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad. by Euripides If you stand straight Do not fear a crooked shadow. by Chinese Proverb Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in. by Robert Frost Distance lasts a day. But reality lasts a lifetime. by Dr Laura Schlessinger The Dr Laura radio show The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good. by William Shakespeare Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy. by Seneca On stage, I make love to 25,000 people, then I go home alone. by Janis Joplin The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. by Paula Poundstone It?s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter. by Marlene Dietrich Wise Quotations And Wisdom Wise Phrase Sweet Words

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The loss which is unknown is no loss at all. by Publilius Syrus Quotes Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do stuff. by Cory Doctorow Eastern Standard Tribe 2004 Quotes It distresses me, this failure to keep pace with the leaders of thought, as they pass into oblivion. by Max Beerbohm Phrases Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly. by Aldus Manutius Placard on the door of the Aldine Press Phrases Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. by Homer The Iliad Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. by Berthold Auerbach The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. by Russell Baker Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. by Jimmy Durante No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right a single experiment can prove me wrong. by Albert Einstein Let every man mind his own business. by Miguel de Cervantes Years and sins are always more than owned. by Italian Proverb You always admire what you really don't understand. by Roosevelt Eleanor The teacher is like the candle which lights others in consuming itself. by Giovanni Ruffini There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family." by Jerry Seinfeld A better world shall emerge based on faith and understanding. by General Douglas MacArthur Romantic Sayings And Men Cute Phrase Great Daily Messages

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The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds -- success. by Edmund Burke Words We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Sayings Zeus does not bring all men's plans to fulfillment. by Homer Quotes More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.` by Calvin Coolidge Words First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time. by Honore' de Balzac Time as he grows old teaches all things. by Aeschylus Prometheus Bound A lie told often enough becomes truth. by Lenin To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.' by Rita Rudner Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. by Erica Jong The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one other person. by Vi Putnam Logic is like the sword: those who appeal to it shall perish by it. by Samuel Butler I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes. by Steven Wright Standup Comedy Routine Live free or die; death is not the worst of evils. by General John Stark Forty is the old age of youth fifty is the youth of old age. by Victor Hugo The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention. by Anonymous Great Amazing Quotations And Nice Quotation interesting sayings

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Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of facts. by Henry Adams Qutations It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space. by Thomas K II Mattingly Phrases It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. by Antione de St Exupery The Little Prince Quotes An artist cannot fail it is a success to be one. by Charles Horton Cooley Sentences There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance. by Socrates To be conscious that we are perceiving or thinking is to be conscious of our own existence. by Aristotle Nichomachean Ethics Cheerfulness and contentment are great beautifiers and are famous preservers of youthful looks. by Charles Dickens Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man. by Leon Trotsky In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest. by Aesop The Soviet government is the most realistic regime in the world-no ideals. by Golda Meir Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. by Author Unknown A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but from the temper of the sufferer. by Joseph Addison Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians. by Claire Huchet Bishop It is easier to talk than to hold one's tongue. by Greek Proverb Life is the childhood of our immortality. by Johann von Goethe Amazing Popular Proverbs And Popular Saying people quotations

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The antiwar movement is a wild orgasm of anarchists sweeping across the country like a prairie fire. by Richard Milhous Nixon Phrases Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. by Woody Allen Sentences Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience. by Ralph Waldo Emerson Sayings Dance is the hidden language of the soul of the body. by Martha Graham Words No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. by George Jean Nathan Even the longest hours come to an end. by Jose Raul Bernardo Silent Wing Simon Schuster 1998 One of the Best Novels of 1998 LA Times By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door. by Peter Ustinov I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound. by Stephen Wolfram Mothers are a biological necessity; fathers are a social invention. by Margaret Mead If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe. by Carl Sagan Unjust dominion cannot be eternal. by Seneca The very essence of leadership is that you have to have vision. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet. by Theodore Hesburgh Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire. by Confucius Analects XV24 Let every fox take care of his own tail. by Italian Proverb Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything. by Henri Poincare Inspirational Messages And Inspirational Saying Self-determination Quotes Sayings

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Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up. by G K Chesterton Messages If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end fastens itself around you own. by Emerson Words A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime. by Greek Proverb Words It isn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton Sentences When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. by Rick Pitino A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. by Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde I dont want to be cross, Love cannot be forced. by Edith Frank Anne Frank The Diary of a Young Girl There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. by Clint Eastwood I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our 'friend.' by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think. by Alexander Pope A poet's hope to be, like some valley cheese, local, but prized elsewhere. by W H Auden The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. by Paul Valery What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. It is dearness only that gives everything its value. by Thomas Paine The American Crisis We think in generalities, but we live in detail. by Alfred North Whitehead Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food: frequently there must be a beverage. by Woody Allen Without Feathers Good Messages And Motivational Quotable Message http://www.denshimoney.com/SalvadorCarson

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We become what we do. by Maylin Soong Chiang Words Life is good, if you like that sort of thing. by overheard in Palo Alto Qutations There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences. by Robert Ingersoll Qutations I gotta be me. by Sammy Davis Jr Sentences The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. by Marcus Tullius Cicero There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by. by George Meredith Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. by Mark Twain It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something. by Ornette Coleman To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment. by Jane Austen The evil men do lives after them, the good is often interred with their bones. by William Shakspeare Julius Ceaser What is a thousand years Time is short for one who thinks, endless for one who yearns. by Alain Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure. by F Scott Fitzgerald Tender is the Night Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. by Leonardo DaVinci True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. by Socrates Success has a simple formula do your best, and people may like it. by Sam Ewig Good Quotable Sayings And Famous Saying http://lifepositiveoneliners.fr.la/2011/09/24/favorite-love-messages-and-love-proverb/

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The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists - that is why they invented hell. by Bertrand Russell Sayings Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame God. by Lucius Annaeus Seneca One liners Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired. by Richard Kemph Words Friendship is like a sheltering tree. by Samuel Taylor Coleridge Messages Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories. by Arthur C Clarke It is in learning music that many youthful hearts learn to love. by Ricard Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. by Ralph Waldo Emerson I try and try to deny that I need you but still you remain on my mind. by Mariah Carey Storms make trees take deeper roots. by Dolly Parton The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend. by George Santayana Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. by Malcolm Forbes Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. by Fran Lebowitz If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does an empty desk mean? by Author Unknown No more tears now; I will think about revenge. by Mary Queen of Scots Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. by Albert Einstein Favorite Inspirational Words And Romantic Quotation http://www.coldfiredesigns.com/wiki/wikka.php?wakka=CoryWeaver

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Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. by Chuck Norris Sayings When the head aches, all the members partake of the pain. by Miguel de Cervantes Words A man's character is his fate. by Heraclitus Quotes People change and forget to tell eachother. by Lillian Hellman Quotes Sleep... Oh! how I loathe those little slices of death.... by Longfellow Know, first, who you are and then adorn yourself accordingly. by Epictetus Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing. by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself. by Ethel Barrymoore Cry Havoc, and let slip the dogs of war. by William Shakespeare Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. by Langston Coleman The power of choosing good and evil is within the reach of all. by Origen America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up. by Oscar Wilde Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. by Matsuo Basho It is a barren kind of criticism which tells you what a thing is not. by R W Griswold Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life. by Germaine Greer Cute Memorable One Liners And Love Interesting Word one liners

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Better hazard once than always be in fear. by Thomas Fuller Words Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself. by Ralph Waldo Emerson One liners Wars teach us not to love our enemies but to hate our allies. by WL George Sentences The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. by Bill Cosby Messages Immortality -- a fate worse than death. by Edgar A Shoaff To live is well, but to live well is better by Russian proverb The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math. by Isarel Gallegos I have often depended on the blindness of strangers. by Adrienne E Gusoff ...Thou madest us for Thyself, and our heart is restless, until it repose in Thee. by Saint Augustine The Confessions Book 1 The Harvard Classics 1909 14 p1 Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. by John Wooden He appears to have been weened on a pickle. by Alice Roosevelt Longfellow about Calvin Coolidge Everything a human being wants can be divided into four components love, adventure, power and fame. by Johann von Goethe A quarrel is like buttermilk, the more you stir it, the more sour it grows. by Bolivian Proverb As he thinks in his heart, so he is. by Jewish Proverb Fortune helps the brave. by Terence Phormio Long Popular Proverbs And Motivational Word famous teamwork quotes sayings

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There is no religion higher than the truth. by H Hahn Blavatsky Phrases Joel That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks. by Ellen Herman Quotes Americans are overreachers overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses. by George Will Qutations Practice, the master of all things. by Augustus Octavius Messages Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the threshold thereof. by Thomas Fuller Quality is never an accident. by Willa A Foster Whose bread I eat his song I sing. by German proverb A snake lurks in the grass. by Virgil Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts. by Albert Einstein Without the smile from partial beauty won, Oh what were man??a world without a sun. by Thomas Campbell A closed mouth gathers no foot. by Unknown Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as though it were an original remark. by L B Walton The argument of the broken pane of glass is the most valuable argument in modern politics. by Emmeline Pankhurst Learning to live what you're born with is the process, the involvement, the making of a life. by Diane Wakoski I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. by Pablo Picasso Great Memorable Quotes And Romantic Message nice famous messages