Bim-bum-sbarra! That's an onomatopoeia, isn't it?

Gemma | 24 | Pan & Demiromantic | She/They | Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[schrodingers-anarchist]

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[my-secret-shame]

[cherryjennn]

100% canon conversation

[girlmostlikely]

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????

[dogpuppy]

[lainternettuale]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[pukicho]

imagine being kind in 2026

[pukicho]

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

[anxietyproblem]

[this-is-a-podcast-fanblog]

the benoit blanc movies show really beautifully how to write a queer character whose story is not centered around their queerness. it's shown that benoit blanc is gay married (to hugh grant!) it's shown that he participates in queer mediums like musical theater and fashion, but none of those things are ever explicitly remarked on. he doesn't have a big coming out scene because he doesn't need one; and the subtle details about him not speaking to his mother, the way he associates a church with homophobia, allows us to draw conclusions about how his family felt about his queerness without making that the sole conflict in his story. the conflict in benoit blanc's story is not that he exists in the world as a gay person, it's that he's always trying to wrangle a bunch of 30 somethings into not confessing to crimes they didn't commit

[animentality]

[gigglepuffpixie-pol]

meanwhile in magaland

[transgenderwaterrat]

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

[marbles-in-a-trashcan]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[transgenderwaterrat]

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

[marbles-in-a-trashcan]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[mcpayne]

everyone say 'thank you Guillermo Del Toro' for slutting out Oscar Isaac to the maximum degree

[doctor-doodleman]

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

[chilewithcarnage]

[nuhveah]

i can’t make this shit up😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]