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ghostofpokeninjager

sugar and crewniverse after diamond days finale is over

starwarsshippings

what we were expecting obsidian to be: giant ethereal goddess with curly hair and flowing clothes

what we got: GIANT LAVA ROCK MOM

mydearthisbe

The most hilarious thing about the fact Buckbeak had a trial and lost is that later on JKR resolves the issue by having Hagrid take him in again and renaming him Witherwings. That’s literally all it took. What if in POA, Hagrid simply said, “Sorry, Buckbeak flew away.”

“There’s a hippogriff right there, Hagrid.”

“A different hipprogriff.”

“I’m… pretty sure that’s the same hipprogriff.”

“Prove it.”

twelvemonkeyswere

no dna tests we die like scientifically underdeveloped societies

thesanityclause

Prisoner of Azkaban continues to be the most frustrating book

septimusprime

Someone should have just adopted Sirius and started calling him Gerald.

dreadpiratemary-deactivated2018

Remus: Erm… this is our new order member, my… cousin Gerald. Gerald White.

zero0000

“Mr. Lupin that is Sirius Black with glasses!” “Oh come now Minister, Sirius Black doesn’t wear glasses. That wouldn’t make sense.” “Well have Mr. White take off his glasses then!” “He can’t he needs them to see.”

animatedamerican

it got better

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

It’s honestly a miracle to me that wizarding society doesn’t collapse every other week because like

You’ve got this world full of people who can destroy whole buildings or turn people into beetles or make vehicles fly just by waving a stick at them

And there is literally no common sense

Anywhere to be found

Voldemort would never have had anyone find out he was back if he just went around calling himself Steve

kat8porgs

Okay, see, I thought I saved this post to comment on it but I’d like to bring up

The Minister would NEVER EVER disbelieve in Gerald White. He’d buy it hook line and sinker. The wizarding world would buy it hook line and sinker. The GOBLINS wouldn’t but wizards have been shown to be pretty blindingly clueless. Still, Gringotts would grudgingly give Sirius access to the Black fortune.

But, but, but, you know the one person

the one person

who Gerald White would drive AB-SO-LUTELY FUCKING BATSHIT?

Severus Snape.

Snape would do everything, EVERYTHING, to get people to believe that it’s Sirius. But the Order would ignore it (they accepted Sirius as Sirius before anyway) and Remus would just be so… so affronted.

‘Severus, he is my cousin.’

And Sirius would love it. He’d love the fact that Snape just hated it. He’d be the BEST DAMN GERALD WHITE EVER b/c Snape is doing everything from dropping veritaserum into his firewhisky to capturing a dementor in a box and releasing it on Sirius when he least expects it

That one causes problems for a bare minute because SHIT A DEMENTOR ATTEMPTED TO GIVE GERALD THE KISS MAYBE SNAPE IS RIGHT except Harry comes forward and is like ‘excuse me, I’ve never committed a crime and dementors are ALWAYS attacking me, I think they’re attracted to glasses’

and the magical community is like ‘shit, yeah, you’re right’

and just

Spare. Snape goes spare.

laurathia

Picturing Snape as Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Oddparents now.

mariana-oconnor

Gerald White eventually becomes a fully registered animagus. When he turns into his animagus form right in front of Snape, Snape’s bursting at the seams, just pointing at him and spluttering:

‘HE’S A BIG BLACK DOG! A DOG - THAT IS BLACK. SIRIUS BLACK. BLACK DOG DOG BLACK.’

And Remus calmly says: “That’s absurd, Severus. Sirius Black was never an animagus and besides which, people’s names don’t have any influence over their animagus forms or anything like that. That’s ridiculous.”

And Snape yells: “Shut it WEREWOLF MCWEREWOLF!”

Everyone looks at Remus, who blinks and sighs as Gerald White turns back into his human form.

“Pure coincidence,” Gerald says. “My aunt was into Roman mythology. Has to happen sometimes.” Then he pauses to give Snape an overly concerned look. “Are you alright, Severus? You’re looking a little red.”

brokentoasterrr

everytime i see this post it gets better

warmhappycat

“He needs them to see” will never not kill me

obaewankenope

It is 4am ffs. I cannot be having a laughing fit rn omg

antisjwaction

Fun fact: Not all right wingers are conservative christian bigots.

Fun fact: Not all leftists are man hating SJWs who throw temper tantrums.

soup-fairy

fried-fuzzy-pickles

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

randomslasher

Children cannot consent

children cannot consent

CHILDREN CANNOT CONSENT

CHILDREN 👏CANNOT👏CONSENT👏

Literally. Their brains aren’t developed enough.They do not understand what is happening or what is being asked. They are literally PHYSICALLY incapable of consenting to an adult relationship.

CHILDREN 👏CANNOT👏 FUCKING👏 CONSENT👏

aspieblogger-deactivated2020040

I remember reading somewhere that in Iceland, only 2-3 babies with Down Syndrome are born each year. The rest are aborted, just because they have Down Syndrome. It’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard of. I also heard of a mother whose doctor detected DS in her baby and SUGGESTED an abortion over anything else. Obviously, she replied “Heck no!” She said in an interview that she was absolutely mortified that her doctor even suggested that.

I also watched a documentary about parents with children who have severe cerebral palsy. All of the comments said “Thier bodies are just shells. They don’t deserve to live.”

Pre natal scans for Autism are being pushed for. And that most likely means more abortions to come.

This is the world we live in. People literally think that we don’t deserve to live just because we have an extra chromosome, or our brains work differently, or we can’t move our muscles. This is the world that ableist people have built, and pride themselves for “improving humanity.” But they’re not improving humanity. If anything, they’ve proved they’re inhumanity to the world by spouting such nonsense. By saying we don’t deserve to live. By supporting and even PERFORMING eugenics.

If you’re reading this, please know that you deserve to live. Your disability makes you wonderful and unique, and the world is a better place because you’re here. Don’t listen to the ableists. They’re totally and completely wrong.

oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019

@ people with religious ocd: your intrusive thoughts are not sinful. you can’t help them. they are part of ocd. always remember this.

d4c-lovetrain

ヽ（≧ω≦）｛☆HAPPY★BIRTHDAY☆｝（≧ω≦）/

Aww thank you!!!

colbygrows

Listen y'all, legs from here to homeworld has me frightened to my CORE. I really really really get bad vibes from white and her pearl. They don’t move. The pearl floats in one postition and has the same voice as the diamond. It freaks me the fuck out. Why are they standing in that pose constantly? Why do they not even act like actual gems. They act like robots and its got me fucked up.