Steve Girard

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If you can read this, be thankful. Because not only is our time on Earth fleeting and sacred, it’s a blessing to breathe though my fat ass. This is my Godcast where I tickle / harass strangers. I hope it connects with you!

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Stick in this one!! I made it and... I love it ☺️

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A hotel lobby. 7/11 candy. Watching Showgirls alone at midnight. The condensation from your frappuccino. The jet-streams in your heart-shaped jacuzzi. A strip mall in the late afternoon. At the intersection of luxury and overdraft protection. For terrible lifestyles.

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Anyone seen this?

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tbt

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Listed #8 saddest thing to be missed by Arts Funding cuts! FOR REFERENCE (WATCH ONLY WITH A STRONG SENSE OF SELF): https://vimeo.com/75640140

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ZACK

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FRIEND

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MY

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FOLLOW

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Imagine the pain lived by each of these skeletons with meat on them who have to laugh at the UNFUNNINESS in this punchlineless golf story. Donald passive-aggressively squeezes a very literally uncomedic anecdote out of some charismaless CEO & the room harmonizes in flat, safe laughter. What an uneasy, uninteresting, and unenviable, room of people that is.

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Donating takes 25 seconds. If you use your dick or pussy & it occasionally goes haywire, keep Planned Parenthood in your corner.