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@steward-inthebigapple
emilyinthebigapple:
You’ve not seen everyone I’ve got to buy for. Too much for one person to carry.
You could go for giving them all a gift certificate? One, it weighs practically nothing and two, they can buy themselves something they like.Â
emilyinthebigapple:
I’m so behind on my holiday shopping this year! I can’t believe it’s December already and I haven’t bought a single thing. Anyone want to come and help carry my bags?
And here I thought ladies these days were all emancipated and good do everything a guy can..Â
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
You definitely sound like you’re talking from experience, so if it pays off that well, I’ll have to give it a try and let you know how it goes. So, this girl you’re working on…does she call you daddy?
You might be right, it’s been a long time since I was in college, but if memory serves me correctly, it’s not pretty. Bourbon it is.Â
Looking forward to hearing about your adventures Well, not yet. But never say never.Â
Perfect, I’ll bring a bottle. I doubt they got enough taste and class to know a good bourbon even if it was staring right back at them.Â
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Hm, now that sounds like a promise a girl just can’t refuse, I’m thinking a little black, lace number?
Go with that thought!Â
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
You kinky little shit, never thought you were into that kind of thing?
Thanks man, and I know, so thanks. You’re welcome, if nothing else there’s usually loads of booze at these things, least I can get drunk on someone else’s tab.
There’s plenty you do not know about me yet, that’s just one off them. It’s quit the turn on having some pretty young thing calling you daddy. My advice.. try it, you might like it.Â
Ah yes, free booze! Maybe it would be wise to bring our own bourbon if we want some quality though.Â
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Sounds like she’s in for a good night after all.
I’ll have to make sure I pack a few extra special items to get me through the weekend, don’t want you to be disappointed now, do we?
Hmm mm, that would be wise yes. As long as they are items I can’t wait to take off of you I’m sure we’ll wont be bored at all.Â
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
She’s only 20, jeez that’s more than young, isn’t it? I didn’t know you had it in you, what’re are you, some sort of stud in disguise?Â
Yeah, complicated is one way of putting it, sure. Sure, I guess I could swing by and play wingman for the night, besides I’ve got to see this girl in the flesh, see if she’s actually real
I think it’s the whole excitement of having an older man looking after them? Pretty sure I can make her call me daddy at some point if I play my cards right.Â
I’ll let it drop for now, just know that if you ever need a listening ear I’m here for you. She is real! You’ll see. But thanks for agreeing to being my wingman for the night.Â
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Great, I look forward to meeting him, and if he’s anything like you, then Sara is in for a good night, I’m sure.
Oh, there’s an after dessert now, sounds interesting.
She will have a night where she doesn’t have to worry about anything at all.Â
Hmm mm, of course there is. We’ll be spending a whole weekend together, plenty of time for an after dessert.Â
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Great, look at us, doing our bit to help in the community. I think this’ll count towards our good deeds for the day, don’t you?
Well you certainly know how to spoil a girl, huh?
It’s always good to help out a friend. He said he’d come by the way.Â
Hmm mm, I like to think I do. Especially after dessert..
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
Exactly how young are we talking here?Â
What? I wouldn’t that I’m not single anymore…it’s uh…nevermind. You know, you’re really selling this party to me. Is this literally your way of asking me to go so I can play wingman all night? Because you only have to ask, man,
She needs someone else to get the alcohol for her party, for another year. So twenty. Her friend is slightly older though.Â
..It’s complicated? If it wouldn’t trouble you too much, could you be my wingman for that night? Better?Â
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
I never knew you had a thing for younger models, but at least you’re finally getting yourself some action, so I commend you for that.
Single friends? Oh uh…yeah, thanks for that. I might swing by, so long as we’re the oldest ones there looking severely out of place.Â
It’s the first one this young.. why thank you, my friend.Â
Not single any more? And you didn’t tell me? I can promise you that we’ll be the oldest and most out of place guys there.Â
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She’s a little older than I am, and I really don’t think she minds, providing that the guy is good to her, oh and that he’s a looker. Promise me you won’t set her up with one of your…let’s just say…friends who are challenged in the looks department?
Oh I will, I might even pack my little dress, you never know when the occasion will present itself, do you?
I think I got one friend who might be interested. I’ll talk to him and see if I can convince him to come along.Â
Will you look at that. Just like that we’ll be going out for a nice dinner.Â
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
Oh, and we all know what a trip to Boston means, don’t we?
A college party? Aren’t we a little old for something like that? Wait, is this your attempt at setting me up with someone?
A very entertaining night.Â
Not college party, she just happened to have a lot of friends around that age. I was asked if I had any single friends who might be interested in coming along and spend some time with a young lady. I thought of you.Â
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
Getting some action after all huh? Oh do tell, this should be good.
It’s still early but I’m taking her out on a trip to Boston and see what happens from there.Â
Could I interest you in coming along to a party she is throwing in honor of her birthday? From the sound of it, a lot of college aged ladies will be attending.Â
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At this rate, you’ll be my guest of honour. Which is a very position to hold, I’ll have you know. Also, I hate to do this, since I know it sounds super lame, but um, would any of your friends be interested in coming too? Preferably any single friends? Only I promised I’d help set a friend of mine up with someone, but I haven’t really much luck in that department as of yet.
Well aren’t you a sweetheart…I’d love that though, I’ll have to make a couple of excuses, but I wouldn’t miss that for anything.
I feel honored and will be sure to live up to the requirements that come with that position. I can ask around. One friend pops into my mind.. How old is your friend? And what is her stance on slightly older man?Â
That’s settled then. we’re taking a little trip to Boston. Make sure to pack light.
Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...
Well, he probably does. I mean you’re practically celibate, mate. You need to put yourself out there, go and have some fun.
I’m actually working on that as we speak.Â
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Ah, so you’re a county guy are you? I’ll have to let my DJ know, can’t have you getting bored at my party now, can we?
Hm, this trip is sounding better and better the more we talk about it. Although, 8 hours there and back is a very long time, especially if we’re shopping as well. I’d hate to have you drive through the night all because of me.
A little country and a little rock and roll. Why thank you, that is so kind of you. As long as you keep me entertained from time to time during your party I think I’ll survive.Â
You would be worth it though. But I see your point. I’ll book us a room with perfect view on Boston Commons.  That is, if you can spare the time of course.Â
