Guy Richards.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[wade-inthebigapple]

Speak for yourself, old man. Age ain’t nothing but a number. I have no idea how that happened though. Time getting ahead of us? Or maybe because we work with people that are younger. on the plus side though, we get to boss them around.

I’ll look into it. It is a good idea. Not that many shops offer that service after all. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Working with younger people has it’s advantages though, and I don’t just mean getting to boss them around...although that’s definitely an added bonus. 

You should patent that, before someone else jumps on the bandwagon first and takes all the credit, oh and don’t forget who gave you the idea...

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[steward-inthebigapple]

Looking forward to hearing about your adventures Well, not yet. But never say never. 

Perfect, I’ll bring a bottle. I doubt they got enough taste and class to know a good bourbon even if it was staring right back at them. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

You sly thing, no wonder they say watch out for the quiet ones. 

True, it’s usually the cheaper the better, right? Though I suppose, if you’re just going out to get drunk, then I doubt it matters what you’re drinking, especially at that age, what with their tastebuds not fully developed yet and all. At least we’ll be there to give them a crash course in what taste good and what’s just easy to come by.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

I wouldn’t dream of doing that. Is it working though? 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

The thought of another twink checking out your fine piece of ass, and I’m not around to make claim of it? What do you think?

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

There are benefits on having a messenger-bag instead of a back bag. It can be used to cover up certain areas you don’t want people to focus on. But yes, my ass is not the only thing getting attention at the moment. Cute twink type checking me out is not something I’ll ever complain about though.. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

I like it, clearly you’ve been in this situation before, it’s good to be prepared. Cute twink, huh? Are you trying to make me jealous?

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[sarah-inthebigapple-blog]

From the sound of it you truly screwed things up. I mean if you really think she will never get over it. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Yeah, that’s one way of putting it. I thought I could make it up to her, or that she’d move on. But I think she’ll always hold it against me, some people are just like that, I guess. I used to call her bitter, but I’m not sure that’s the right word anymore.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[wade-inthebigapple]

There is a difference between college booze and bourbon, Guy. Too many beers equals a nasty headache no matter the age. I’ll see what I can do for you. Plenty of the kids don’t mind running a delivery for me. Ha, why you think I opened my coffee shop. There will always be people who need their caffeine fix. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Answer me this, when did we get so old? Like everyone around us just seems so much younger than us these days, and now we’ve got to the point where we’re referring to booze as ‘college booze’ what’s that all about?

You should definitely add a delivery service though, you’d be raking it in.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[steward-inthebigapple]

There’s plenty you do not know about me yet, that’s just one off them. It’s quit the turn on having some pretty young thing calling you daddy. My advice.. try it, you might like it. 

Ah yes, free booze! Maybe it would be wise to bring our own bourbon if we want some quality though. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

You definitely sound like you’re talking from experience, so if it pays off that well, I’ll have to give it a try and let you know how it goes. So, this girl you’re working on...does she call you daddy?

You might be right, it’s been a long time since I was in college, but if memory serves me correctly, it’s not pretty. Bourbon it is. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

Okay, perfect! Ugh, that sounds so good. And like you said we got whole night. Why yes they are, so needles to say I’ll be happy when I can finally take them off cause it’s very uncomfortable at the moment. Next stop I have to get off so I’ll be there very soon. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Hm, I bet they are, though I’ve been saying for a while that it should be criminal to wear pants as tight as you wear yours, although I definitely don’t have any complaints, I mean the curve of your ass is delicious, but I bet it’s not just your ass that is getting attention right now, huh?

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not. And yes, It was clear you liked that part so I might have to up the volume a bit later on then. Would you like that? Or are there any neighbors around we have to worry about? Fuck, now that’s a great image to have stuck in my mind as I ride the subway on my way over. I’m so up for a night like that. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Nothing to worry about there, my neighbours are very discreet, and I’ve never had any complaints about noise before, and I’ve never heard anything from them, so I think we’re good. So I can fuck you to my hearts content and won’t have to worry about anyone over-hearing us. Hm, turned on in the subway, better hope you get here soon then, I’d hate to think of someone else thinking it was all for them, especially if your pants are as tight as normal.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

Fuck, you’re making me hard as we speak.. just thinking back to that afternoon.. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Oh yeah, it was one hell of an afternoon, it’s a good thing my office is on a separate floor to everyone else, you’re not exactly quiet are you? Not that I’m complaining or anything, because I love making you moan, and making you beg for more, that’s definitely one of my favourite things, and to think we’ve got all night tonight. I can get you writhing in pleasure on my bed, gasping and begging for me...Fuck, now there’s an image I won’t be able to get out of my head for a while.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

Already on my way. as you know I’ve got some hidden talents in the stress relief department.’

I’m pretty sure I can make him see my way. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Mhm, yes you do, I still remember the other afternoon, I still haven’t tidied my desk completely you know.

You might have to put those powers of persuasion to the test.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[wade-inthebigapple]

Have fun. Not too much.. I don’t want to have to deal with your sorry hungover ass calling me in the morning begging to have coffee and advil being delivered to your door. There are plenty of people who let their tab run up endlessly so yes, to me it’s a sign of financially stability. 

It would scar her for life. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Easy now, I know how to handle my liquor. Although I might hold you to the coffee delivery, you know me, I never say no to a good cup of coffee. I struck gold having a Starbucks two blocks down from my building. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[steward-inthebigapple]

I think it’s the whole excitement of having an older man looking after them? Pretty sure I can make her call me daddy at some point if I play my cards right. 

I’ll let it drop for now, just know that if you ever need a listening ear I’m here for you. She is real! You’ll see. But thanks for agreeing to being my wingman for the night. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

You kinky little shit, never thought you were into that kind of thing?

Thanks man, and I know, so thanks. You’re welcome, if nothing else there’s usually loads of booze at these things, least I can get drunk on someone else’s tab.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[steward-inthebigapple]

She needs someone else to get the alcohol for her party, for another year. So twenty. Her friend is slightly older though. 

..It’s complicated? If it wouldn’t trouble you too much, could you be my wingman for that night? Better? 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

She’s only 20, jeez that’s more than young, isn’t it? I didn’t know you had it in you, what’re are you, some sort of stud in disguise? 

Yeah, complicated is one way of putting it, sure. Sure, I guess I could swing by and play wingman for the night, besides I’ve got to see this girl in the flesh, see if she’s actually real

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[wade-inthebigapple]

It was pretty messy.. and it ended pretty messy. Be glad that is behind you, Guy. Now it’s time to move on and start anew. That is what I’m hoping for. If she’s not.. I’m screwed. As far as I can judge she is. Does not run a tab over at the coffee shop, always pays right away. 

I’ll ease her into the world of society dinners and snobs at the country club.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

No, I am, even more so now, I’m definitely glad. It’s just seeing her again, it brings it all back again. I’ll be alright, going to have a few drinks tonight, find something to entertain myself with, and I’ll be good come tomorrow. That’s your definition of financially stable, paying her coffee bill on time? Jeez, Wade.

Good plan, no one wants that on a first date, do they?

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

Only one or two ways? I’m sure you can come up with some more.  So you need to release some stress? Looking forward to it already..

I’m on my way out as we speak so I’ll be there before you know it. Oh, ooh.. so going to do that. I’ll have to call my boss and ask for a day off but I got good hopes he will be okay with that. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Well get over here and we can see just how far those one or two ways can take us. Oh I’m in definite need of some stress relief, which I’m sure you’ll be pretty adept at.

Hmm, I don’t know, I heard he can be a complete ass sometimes. You might have a fight on your hands.

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

Just got back from dinner with my ex-wife...

[carter-inthebigapple]

Alright, I’ll drink with you.. and be your personal bartender and take care of you for the evening.

Look who’s talking. You’re very fine yourself. 

[guyinthebigapple-blog]

I definitely feel better now. I can definitely think of one or two ways that you can help take care of me...after all, it’s been a very, very stressful day.

Maybe you should get here just a little quicker huh? And maybe cancel your plans for tomorrow, you know, just in case...I might not want to let you leave my bed in the morning.