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[stewdscrewdtat2d]

Spending the day out with this fine lookin' family of mine ❤ (at Disney California Adventure Park)

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

Attention #disneymoms... The changing tables are not for games of peek a boo and discussions of which shoes are best for booboo today when my kids sitting in a diaper full of piss. Change that diaper and move on #endrant #jakesresponseisprettyawesomethough (at Disneyland)

[wingsofblue]

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

Three years ago today we made this crazy life of ours legal! Here's to many, many more! ❤🍻

[noturmamacita]

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

Gimme 😍🍴

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

I don't usually do a #mcm, but I figured this week was special, since we're celebrating our 3 year wedding anniversary this week ❤💍💑 Love you!!

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

Go ahead. Google berenstein bears conspiracy. Your welcome. 😳😳😳 #nosleeptonight #timetraveler #paralleluniverse

[pr1nceshawn]

Things That People With Tattoos Have To Listen To…

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

Heard almost all of them

[kaliforniababylon-deactivated20]

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

I need these in my life. Now. 🔥🚙

[nomalifromsoweto]

[the-uncensored-she-deactivated2]

Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

[littlezombiekid-blog]

Forever reblog

[the-anti-fandom]

No. I’m eating. I don’t wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids don’t wanna see it. It’s not some misogynistic ideal, it’s fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend? No? Fuck you

[elliegalaxies]

i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking god 

getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does not ‘feed’ anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like it’s nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg

if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is your problem because you have oversexualised breasts so much that you can’t even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also you’re an idiot

go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag

[ratcity77-deactivated20160710]

"Go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag." Hahahahaha. Yes.

[chrisnerdwick]

(x)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"What do you mean the stomach and the vagina aren’t the same thing"

[lolbatty]

angry crying

[interstate-angel]

Fuck

[durtyreggae]

Reminds me of the old saying..”the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”

[motherjones]

If you own a pitchfork, you will grab it when you see this chart. 

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

Spread the word! We're looking for a new designer! 👗👕🎀 details are on the @steadyclothing Facebook page #steadyclothing #vintageinspired #clothingdesigner (at Steady Clothing)

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

The Stouts gifted me this amazing book for me to complete for Madison, and I need some help from my friends! What advice would you give her? Advice on friendship, love, life in general. Please share your words of wisdom so I can add it to her book! #friendlyadvice #wordsofwisdom 💖✏📖

[sizvideos]

Video - Via Siz iOS app

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

bae: tell me your wildest fantasy

me: i'm financially stable in a job that i love with great opportunities for career advancement. i live in a modest home with a good sized yard and a fence for my dogs, there are hardly any problems with the home, but sometimes the garbage disposal clogs. the fridge and pantry are never empty and when they're getting low, i can go to the grocery store at my leisure. my pre-owned car never makes funny noises and when it does, i have the money to take it to the mechanic. i am in good health and most days, i have the energy to carry out my daily tasks and do some things i enjoy as well.

[unexplained-events]

That explains it

[stewdscrewdtat2d]

😳