Since 1997

i'll pay you to slit my throat

[coldtake]

[dogcunt]

ethically consume this pussy

[heartbreakhur]

[harshlips]

Friends (TV Series 1994–2004)

[unclefather]

[666-inferno]

starless eyes, for heaven’s sake

[douubles]

god gave me two hands so i can grab both tiddies at the same time

[bugsroseee]

*eats your pussy because I’m proud of you*

[blackwatergypsy]

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

[tinychatter-deactivated20150813]

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

[qvotable]

“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

— Lemony Snicket // The Ersatz Elevator

[danger]

By Anna Killea

[a-night-in-wonderland]

[prospects]

[112196355]

[edwardshair]

[tank-girll-deactivated20191211]