look i found a cool stick

the frogs were already gay but I'm turning them ~gayer~

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

why did he say this

[skluug]

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

[supergameboytwo]

IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

[maskeraith]

happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[beausbugbiome]

By far my favorite species of hopper I saw on my recent trip to Costa Rica!

💚 Thorn bug (Umbonia ataliba)

📸 OM tough TG-7

📍Valle Escondido EcoLodge, Monteverde, Costa Rica

[possessedpasm]

"Now, here's a band I really think you'll dig"

[possessedpasm]

For those who don't know August, he's my music-loving lion OC who undergoes "psychedelic bloom" when he listens to the right music! 🦁🌈🌼

[duxwontobey]

what's an example of the kind of music that makes him bloom?

[possessedpasm]

I'm so glad you asked 👀

Late 60s, early 70s psychedelic and experimental music like this song from The Pretty Things is a good example:

[stupidpetface]

[emooni-tkrose]

@kittybroker

How much for this Long Boi

[kittybroker]

Friendly fellow and their horrible emaciated alternate-self now coming in on an incredible 2 for 1 deal! Now coming in for only $5.70!

[mammalianmammals]

Canadian fox found with mouth full of stolen hot dogs | CNN

[samepictureofhelgapataki]

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[sergei1963sblog]

It's coming soon! Уже скоро!

[crowboy-bebop]

mysterious stick appears out of thin air............

(hellgate osprey livestream)

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[teaboot]

unfortunately, classifying all points as definitively false also presents your audience with data. you gotta present a mix of unverifiable information in a broad range of veracity. I don't have blood. I DO have teeth. How many teeth? 53. I subsist primarily on synthesized potassium compounds and sleep in my closet three nights a year

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[official-ornithology-posts]

Official ornithology post

[herpsandbirds]

[the-future-is-chrome]

repeat after me. humans are not inherently evil humans are not like a virus on this earth humans do not “deserve” to go extinct or anything like that. we are living breathing animals that deserve space just like every other creature on this planet. there’s just a tiny amount of us that have a fuck ton of money and power and they really suck

[stick-wizard]

not even that but certain groups of us (specifically thinking of WASP and Western European/American paradigms which think of nature in an extractive and utilitarian way) have been fed a narrative over hundreds of years that has led to us hurting both the world and other organisms-- and ourselves. we do deserve to live and be here and take up space and resources but the way we are doing it is.... well, have you heard of ecocide?

there is a way to be here even in very large numbers that actually increases the total biodiversity and fecundity of the planet and being one of (if not the only ones) who understand how to do this, many cultures feel it is our purpose to do so.

but those same mindsets is what led to the concentration of power and resources in the hands of the very few, so it's pricing very difficult beyond changing people's minds on average to actually realign how we be a Species