sticcystarblechhh

am stimcky amd gwoss amd very reddit | 💅bisexual disaster whore💅 | jew-adjacent | 🇺🇸we're completely fucked✨

[stickystarlight]

I don't think people on here understand just how much that I, as a leftist, HATE liberals.

Y'know those milquetoast asshats that support every social cause and decry every single war EXCEPT for the current one and STILL call themselves "progressive"?

Yeah. THOSE.

A socialist won in New York and they are pissing and shitting and crying and I am LOVING IT!!! There are so fucking mad, I just- OH! It's beautiful. It's orgasmic. It's better than sex. I want to lick the tears off of their face. It's almost a fetish. I probably should not be typing this on a public platform – I'll probably delete later – but I don't care. I'm happy.

I'll probably feel bad and apologize to G-d later for indulging in this DELICIOUS schadenfreude, but we're in the here and now as of current, and it is GOLDEN.

[stickystarlight]

Fucking please just make it stop I just want to be fucking happy

[saharathorn]

Conclave but about a synagogue trying to find a new Rabbi

[snissel613]

my favorite movie, shul board meeting

[stickystarlight]

Gets announced with like no fanfare next shabbos

[stickystarlight]

I don't think I've found anything that encapsulates how I imagine everyone thinks of me so well.

[stickystarlight]

I crave waffle house and some bouncing on it

[sheet--metal--girl]

i grab her dick and she says "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON"

[stickystarlight]

Hehe I'd like to cleanse her fuckin temple ehehehe

[stickystarlight]

THE YEARNING

[theabigailthorn]

WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU GET A TUMBLR!?!?!!!!

i've been here since the start! i've been here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began, i'm a tumblr time lord, even regenerated once

[stickystarlight]

Here's to eleven more aaaaaaaaaa

[doubleca5t]

Ya know I'm starting to think RFK Jr. does not actually know what autism is

[stickystarlight]

My AuDHD ass over here like 4 years back taking a long piss on my day off after railing some twink I seduced with song on Grindr with condoms I bought with my tax return which came from money the government stole from me that I earned with the upper arm strength I built in high school by swinging a bat

[stickystarlight]

If you can't perfectly steam rice over your lady's forehead you're not doing it right

[doremifasolalatido]

Love keeping Sephardic passover, despite being (very clearly) Ashkenazi

[stickystarlight]

REAL

Like I don't get it, modern agriculture isn't going to allow chametz to mix at any point in the packaging process lmao I'm be scooping shakshouka with my matzah and I WILL NOT BE STOPPED

[stickystarlight]

Y'all ever just wanna bfucnghvhgvfghfyjywwtgiktjrt with a cute girl in your bed

Me too

[stickystarlight]

Matzo be like

Chag pesach sameach 😭😭😭

[stickystarlight]

Can someone teach me how to fucking tumblr? All I know is hot men, hot women, yearn, gf hot, hngggggggggh, and change font.