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abt

spencer he/they

26 aqua

i don’t tag nsfw but i DO tag: blood, self harm, most fandoms + if you ask me to tag smth i will tag it!

backup: @thesweetestkill

fan stuff: @babyneil10

religion side blog (not really in use): @gnozis

art tag

TERFS FUCK OFF

#grim #<- fantasy tag #blood #<- self explanatory #x #<- jesus tag #bugs #project tags:#back to the old house #ufp

clientsfromhell

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

captoring

a different microsoft world

#Mecore

thank jesus it's cooler this week. i'm starting a new kitchen job and i don't wanna roast alive if i don't have to

#it'll be fucked this summer i'm sure of it but i'd like to ease into it like a frog

krasnoarmeyets

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

eldritchbauble

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.