pip pip da doodly doo

dance because you love it, dance because you live it, dance because you have nothing to prove but everything to share

[errantharlot-deactivated2018090]

This is my favourite SNL skit of all time now

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[bellblake]

First + Last Appearances [1/5]

[stiiiiiiiles]

"Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?" @ my roommate

[stiiiiiiiles]

😡😡😡😤

[avoidantvoid-deactivated2018110]

an extreme sport: maintaining your opinion after somebody disagrees with it

[asslord4000]

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

[stiiiiiiiles]

Oh my god @ me next time bitch

[robertdeniro]

I need to drop all the whites and just stan these beautiful mixed men like Zayn Malik, Tyler Posey, Chris Evans ect.

[bangtwices]

How is Chris Evans mixed?????

[robertdeniro]

He’s from Boston

[arkhaeology]

Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?

-wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series

-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason we’re celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)

-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!

-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)

-user guides for characters (as if they’re adoptable robots)

-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DON’T SUE I’M DIRT POOR

-author’s notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW

-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous

-AUs where everything except the main character’s names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)

-The writer’s favourite character isn’t dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again

-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts

[girl-in-a-well]

“R/R! Don’t like, don’t read! Flames will be fed to (insert fandom reference here) XP XD”

[katyanoctis]

…I did most of these in 2002 oh my god.

And I remember seeing every single one of these lmao

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

- Evanescence songfic.

Can’t forget the Evanescence songfic.

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

My Immortal

[helloitsbees]

Lemons.

[little-blue-duck]

fics where the characters somehow come across their book/movie/whatever, and make commentary on the whole thing (none of these fics were ever finished)

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

-Reading/Watching the series

[midnightstarlightwrites-deactiv]

Songfics….just…just songfics

[faithgrace]

This happened until 2007-2008

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true

[zacharielaughingalonewithsalad]

Don’t come after me like this oh my god

[somanycolors-deactivated2016012]

*Jake Peralta voice* SMORT

[tall-butt]

*Jake Peralta voice* NOICE

[mylifeinletterstoyou-blog]

*Jake Peralta voice* PORTNER

[ninetyninthprecinct-deactivated]

*Jake Peralta voice* COCAAAAAIIIINNE

[jacobperaltta-archive]

*Jake Peralta voice* cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

*Jake Peralta voice* okaY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

[casiaandor]

*Jake Peralta voice* oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[magpiesarefluffy]

*Jake Peralta voice* PSHAW!

[b99thingsv2]

*Jake Peralta voice doing Captain Holt voice* peralta you’re a GENIUS

[netlfix]

hash browns will be served at my wedding

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[cherryberryann]

SO vine’s gonna be dead soon so i collected all the vines i fucking love, enjoy

and also tag yourself. I’m the boy singing “xoxo…. gossip girl”

[stillhappytobehere]

Im in love with this whole thing

[leethompkins-old-deactivated202]

jake peralta: feminist cop

bonus:

[walter-mckey]

Being receptive to each other’s interests