Michael Olson's Locker

A collection of my random thoughts, musings and ramblings. Hi I'm Dwight...how do you like me so far?

[jameshathaways]

You think you’ve found somewhere decent, some place the rot hasn’t got to yet, but it creeps in. They want to come that game here? Over my dead body.  – Endeavour 1x04

[compromiseorpersevere]

Dear Karen,

If you’re reading this, it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it, so good for me.You don’t know me very well, but if you get me started I have a tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this, this is the hardest thing I ever had to write.There is no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it, I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn’t looking for it, I wasn’t on the make it was a perfect storm, she said one thing, I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. Now there’s this feeling in my gut that she might be the one.  She’s completely nuts in a way that makes me smile, highly neurotic, a great deal of maintenance required. She is you Karen.That’s the good news. The bad news is that I don’t know how to be with you right now, and that scares the shit out of me. Because if I am not with you right now I have this feeling we’ll get lost out there. It’s a big bad world full or twist and turns and people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. The moment that could of changed everything.I don’t know what’s going on with us and I can’t tell you why you should waste a leap of faith on the likes of me. But damn you smell good, like home and you make excellent coffee that’s got to count for something, right? Call me!

Unfaithfully yours,

Hank Moody

*not claiming rights*

[favoriteintheworld]

I love you, Karen. And I want to spend the rest of my life annoying the shit out of you.

[integrahellsings]

 Julia. Julia. Would you fuck a guy for a million dollars? He’s got a great big cock, fills you right up.

[favoriteintheworld]

Fuck the odds. You know, we make our own odds.

[tvgif]

[autumnuh]

“Dear Karen, If you’re reading this it means I actually worked up the courage to mail it, so good for me. You don’t know me very well but if you get me started I have a tendency to go on and on about how hard the writing is for me. But this, this is the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. There’s no easy way to say this so I’ll just say it, I met someone. It was an accident, I wasn’t looking for it, it wasn’t on the make, it was a perfect storm. She said one thing, I said another, next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation. Now there’s this feeling in my gut she might be the one. She’s completely nuts in a way that makes me smile, highly neurotic with a great deal of maintenance required, she is you, Karen. That’s the good news. The bad is I don’t know how to be with you right now. And that scares the shit out of me. Because if I’m not with you right now, I have this feeling that we’ll get lost out there. It’s a big, bad world full of twists and turns. And people have a way of blinking and missing the moment. The moment that could have changed everything. I don’t know what’s going on with us, and I can’t tell you why you should waste the leap of faith on the likes of me, but damn you smell good. Like home. And you make excellent coffee. That’s got to count for something right? Call me. Unfaithfully yours, Hank Moody.”

— My favorite love letter.

[imjacksfilmclub]

Californication (TV Series, 2007-2014)

Created by Tom Kapinos

I’m telling you, no amount of top-shelf pussy can compete with the love of a good woman.

[guerins]

[strayingheart-deactivated201106]

[fuckyeahtvpicspam]

Ephram: (Amy’s phone rings) No, grab it, I don’t mind.  Amy: No it’s just Laynie. Probably feeling guilty for having blown me off.  Ephram: What - You mean tonight?  Amy: Yeah, some guy called her. We were supposed to go out, but she bailed on me last minute. So…  Ephram: I’m an idiot.  Amy: Why?  Ephram: She blew you off so you came to see me.  Amy: No, no, no. That’s not how it happened.  Ephram: Yea, that is how it happened. That’s how it always happens. Your first choice doesn’t come through so you come find me — your back up plan.  Amy: Ephram, I never think of you in that way.  Ephram: Maybe not intentionally,.. I mean, don’t you realize that makes it even worse. It’s like you don’t even realize how much that hurts somebody. How much that hurts me.  Amy: Look, I’m sorry if—  Ephram: No. No, I’m sorry. Alright, look, Amy I know your life is really rough right now. And I want to be there for you. I do. But not like this. I can’t keep being you’re second choice. Not when you’re my first. 

Everwood 2.06 - “Blind Faith”

(via strayingheart)

[cytharat]

“I forgot for a minute it’s not about me, it’s about them that turn to us for help in time of need. Weak, defenceless. Old, young. Especially the young.” – Fred Thursday, Neverland

[loveforselaward]

[loveforselaward]

[dwightwho]

loveforselaward:

Boy Meets Girl

[cordysummers]

[cordysummers]

[whitesunlars]

I don’t believe there is a power in the verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

Firefly rewatch: 1.01 Serenity

“Had a good day.” - “You had the Alliance on you, criminalsand savages… half the people on the ship have been shot or wounded including yourself, and you’re harboring known fugitives.”