the king of carrot flowers

july | any pronouns | your local music nerd [most often found posting about les mis and my favorite bands] [profile pic by potatolordbutnot]

[starstruckodysseys]

call me hamlet the way people only know me for my monologuing and homosexuality

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you for being weird. if you're weird I love you

[iraprince]

anybody else in the club feeling this one

[7fff00]

[ID: Three-panel comic that shows:

Someone reaching towards a ball (labeled ‘Completion of an easily defined task’), but being blocked by a barrier (labeled ‘Invisible barrier that has appeared out of nowhere’);

The same person turning away from the original ball (now labeled ‘The thing I have to do’) and barrier (now labeled ‘Barrier??????’) towards a second group of balls (labeled 'Stuff that’s productive but not urgent’), saying “Well what the hell. I can do as much of this as i want. Why”; and

A Q&A that reads: Q1. What’s the barrier? A1. I don’t fucking know Q2. Has it always been there? A2. No I’ve easily done this task before and now I cant Q3. Did you draw this instead of working on the time-sensitive art you’re supposed to be doing? A3: Yeah

/end ID]

[quailfence]

@accessible-art

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that time in high school when my computer died and i was so deeply distraught i legit wrote an entire obituary for a laptop

[marlsbys-dragons]

Where is the obit Gaud, come on don’t hold out on us

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i had to dig so deep through old backup files to find this, enjoy!

RIP (In loving, random access memory)

After a long illness, my beloved laptop, 3, while surrounded by family and tech support, succumbed in the night to an internal error. My laptop leaves behind one bereaved admin (me), an estranged guest user, an elderly warranty and a large extended family of synced mobile devices and browser bookmarks. Friends, we are gathered in this subdomain today to honor the memory, both RAM and hard drive, volatile and non-volatile, and mourn the data loss of a beloved digital companion. Caches to caches, rust to rust. Though its hard drive may be wiped, its chassis refurbished, and its processor sold for scrap, its torrent downloads and browser history will live on in our hearts, and eventually come back to haunt me.

[kaispeakshermind]

Caches to caches, rust to rust

[mistakenforacorpse]

I am sorry for your data loss

[i-got-the-feels]

I am sorry.

It must have been a lot to process.

[redstonedust]

yknow when you can tell that someones opinion on the homeless is dictacted by the fact they seem to imagine every homeless person just like. spawned in the back alleys of a city as a fully grown scruffy hobo with no life goals other than scrounging enough pocket change for a hit of Drugs™ . like you suggest that perhaps a homeless person was not always homeless and probably had a life and a childhood like the rest of us and they blank like they genuinely didnt consider it. like they forgot thats a human being too.

[dailysongprompt]

reblog with a song that sounds like it should be in the climax of a movie:

[joy-crimes]

ksdhgfjsdkhgaklsdjfh

[seniorinternaut]

Audra McDonald, Anne Hathaway, and Raúl Esparza in Shakespeare in the Park’s 2009 play “Twelfth Night” photographed by Brigitte Lacombe

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[shadowblade8192]

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

[cannibalcaprine2]

[accreature-deactivated20260222]

if you want to maximize the impact of certain specific books on you, you should read them for the first time at specific points in your life, or at certain times of day, or in certain locations, or accompanied by certain music. mostly this has happened to me by accident but I think we should be telling each other how to do it on purpose. "yes go read this at the laundromat" "go to this beach in California at night to read this" "it must be 2am, you are alone, and you should put on The Disintegration Loops" "wait until a bright snowy night and make this tea" "save for the day after mdma"

[andfasterthings]

the concept of britpicking fics, but for hockey. hockeypicking heated rivalry fics.

like what do you mean by "match"? what do you mean by handshake lines after regular season games? what do you mean the game ended in a tie? why are they scoring so many goals? goalie said fuck it and left?

[knowtherealcost]

Smoking as a teen can permanently stunt your lungs. #FailByCigs

[justonemango]

I want the hot furry wolf bad boy to raw me

[deadsiteletsfite]

you stop that.

[beep-beepster]

[beardedmrbean]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

This is a free website

[tlaquetzqui]

We pay in other ways.

[playwrongs]

In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.

[playwrongs]

This post is spreading and I feel bad about it because it contains misinformation, so for the record: Ludwig II did not in fact have infinite discretionary funds. He only acted as if he did. He never dipped into the public coffers for his building projects, but he spent his own fortune extravagantly and borrowed heavily from everyone he could think of. By 1885, the year before his death, he was 14 million marks in debt.

[insomniac-arrest]

~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~

[centrally-unplanned]

I always find this inspiring because try to name another prince of a German state. What did the rulers of Hamberg do? The Grand Duchy of Hesse? Gone with the wind, no one knows them anymore. But Mad Lad Ludwig built a top 5 most famous castle in the entire world. Money is fake, castles are real. Go broke and die like a winner.

[the-barefoot-hatter]

EXCUSE ME, this is still wrong. He built 3.

Neuschwanstein, literally the inspo for the castles in Disney's Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella

Hohenschwangau, the practical castle

Linderhof, the final, the smallest, and the MOST fab.

Every room is incredible and the park is beautiful, but shoutout to The Bedroom, the biggest room

The Hall of Mirrors, which he probably wandered by candle light because he was a serious night owl

The Dining Room, with a wishing table that lowers to the kitchen, and rises with a crank, returning magically full of food

The Venus Grotto, constructed for the sole use of Ludwig to larp to his heart's content

A full artificial cave, it features a waterfall, fake stalactites, and a custom-designed swan boat floating on an artificial lake. The first electricity in Bavaria was generated here, to change the colors of the stage lights and to power Ludwig's fountain and wave machine.

Now THAT'S ~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~

[marzipanandminutiae]

I love that- and I cannot emphasize this enough -none of this was tax money

the public paid for zero of his fairytale castle hobby

rare European monarch W as far as spending money lavishly goes

[apollosfallen]

The only way forward is to stop treating masculinity as synonymous with harmful, monstrous, or dangerous.

[apollosfallen]

There is a fundamental difference between "men are dangerous" (wrong, bioessentialist) and "the patriarchy allows dangerous men to exist unchecked" (true).

[strike-another-match]

for the people who believe that when we say "american imperialism" we mean vietnam and iraq and thats the whole of it. most of these were massively devastating btw. and the military interventions are only a fraction of all that they have done and continue to do regardless of who is president

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw