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catchymemes

yeahiwasintheshit

these women are all clearly high as shit

mad--house

Icelandic Phallological Museum

altusername2

scoretheearth

She has a few words.

shy-waterlilies

please tell me more!!!

shiftythrifting

Pancake the steamrollered teddy bear, found at the op shop last Christmas. Though he’s pretty two-dimensional, he has a unique personality and is perfectly travel sized to squish in a suitcase — or to slip down the side of the bed.

vodcar

i’m in tears i can’t stop thinking about Pancake

whitepeopletwitter

ratfuck

What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes

ratfuck

just spent a good 15 minutes screaming and laughing at this its so fucking awful and my fucking body hurts from cackling

unearthedviews

catsbeaversandducks

“But mooooooom!”

Via Pompouscow

friendlyblob-deactivated2018020

when i make an important phonecall

joyandcrown

today’s gentle delight: the reviews on this ikea bear

plasticblisss

analife

Alexander McQueen // Ready to Wear - Fall 2008

garbagequeer

talking to men about music is just

arahir

all night long the sword on the wall above my bed has been rattling and i finally woke up all the way and went wtf and turned on the light and found this.

arahir

@ those of you saying this is cute… that’s a feral rat. a feral rat hovered over my head watching me sleep for three hours while trying to figure out how to assassinate me with a longsword. thanks.