What do you do here!?

24 He/Him Bi, Depressed, IT-Guy What am I even doing here? Well, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I won't let that stop me from having a good time.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[anarchistmemedistro]

[rusty-eevee]

June 1st - Crossover

@heropartnerweek

This is my team from Rescue Team in a crossover with EoS. Rylee would not let Chatot get away with this stunt

[dusknoirtheexplorer]

Thank you for your lovely company amid such fantastical sights.

You all carry equal splendor in your hearts. Of that, I am certain.

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[unashamed--felinity]

Tbh there is an overabundance of media about a nonhuman creature's deep desire and journey to become human, and so very few of the opposite

Many of those movies/shows are very good and I like them but the whole time I'm feeling like it's tragic in a way. The thought of a creature giving up its otherness to assimilate into humanity is really fuckin sad to me. Or a human getting the chance to be something else freaking out and rejecting it.

Just makes me feel all the more alienated, y'know. Like "damn why don't I relate to this allegedly universal enthusiasm for being human" and "why is the desire to be anything else always wrong"

[emiratexaaron]

I want more stuff where a human chooses to stop being human, and this is portrayed as a reasonable choice, and the person is happy as a result.

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[fromaliminalspace]

a rough translation of the inscription on the runestone:

On the seventh day of May in the year of 2016 on hither spot the mighty warrior Ulf hath slain a dragon with his spear.

so yeah, happy birthday to this dragon-slaying event and to it only

[worldheritagepostorganization]

​World Heritage Post

[card-designers-without-borders]

[dual-sabers-art]

I can't get over the extra bit of shade he throws at Two Boots with that super subtle narrowing of his eyes 😂

[meerschweinchen-archive]

your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

[animentality]

[thecornwall]

Cornwall's Random Card of the Day 30/05/2026: The Beamtown Bullies

The Beamtown Bullies is a rare from some commander thing,

So, Blitz was a keyword from New Capenna, where this card is set, which let you play a creature for cheap with haste, and draw a card when it dies, at the cost of it being sacrificed at the end of turn. This cardobviously tries to play around with this mechanic by getting your creatures back. But instead your opponents get them, and they're goaded, which is a little more complex but does at least have some multiplayer shenanigans which can result.

You can also use it to give creatures with downside to your opponents. In theory, a Jund self-mill or discard deck with a bunch of downside creatures which gives them to your opponents would be pretty neat. Probably not enough in those colours to fill a 99 card deck, but it CAN fit a regular magic deck with 4-ofs, so there's that.

I give it a Strangely Complex But Maybe Worth It/10.

[stillplayingrepubliccommando]

Cowards. Give your opponents Etali and watch the chaos ensue!

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[depsidase]

[goldstarknight]

Master Transmuter (2026)

Finally found the time to do another animated MtG card. This one was suggested to me over a year ago on Bluesky. It was quite the challenge, because the layer effects gave me trouble in the 3D version, but I like how it turned out. :)

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