theo (yapper edition)

I'm like if @scratchwake didn't reblog things

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bunny suit kayne or whatever. this drawing broke my apple pen . happy late easter

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body tea wtf

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for the longest time ive been like "yarrow wouldnt want a moniker, they think it stupid" but then they clocked that they could be named shrapnel and they realise that is so fucking cool

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craving the chicken of darkness and despair

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also i finally figured how many chapters itll have by the end. its 27. wish it was a more even number but condensing stuff might not be the best option and neither is drawing stuff out

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i was wrong

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recent hobby has been dedicating my time to tormenting my favourite magneto ask blog . if the bit goes on long enough ill make an ask blog for my oc that fits this secret child bit perfectly

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This is killing me omf

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also i finally figured how many chapters itll have by the end. its 27. wish it was a more even number but condensing stuff might not be the best option and neither is drawing stuff out

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started writing filthy habit with a post shedual in mind. and now ive just thrown it out the window because people are excited about my oc and i like recieving praise ,,,, sigggghhhh

[saladscream]

Merlin's Feedback

(a ficlet in gifs, by Saladscream)

My first entry for the @merlinbingo! The prompt was "Arthur's rooms". 😊

Transcript of the scene (also available in the gif descriptions):

[Early morning in Arthur’s chambers, Merlin is pulling the curtains, while Arthur is still asleep] Merlin: Alright, up and at ’em! Merlin: Come on. Arthur: [groans] I need more sleep. Merlin: Up! Arthur: Leave me alone. Merlin: Come on. Merlin: [stuffs a scone into Arthur’s mouth] Shagging me all night is no excuse to sleep in. Merlin: Oh and I have a surprise for you. Arthur: [suddenly interested] A surprise?! Merlin: [busying himself at Arthur’s desk] Yeah, I wrote you a feedback. Arthur: [still in bed, but now propped on his elbows] A *feedback*. Merlin: Just a few remarks and judicious pointers. [unrolls a very long scroll of parchment] Arthur: That was our *first* time together. Merlin: [gazing proudly at his lengthy work] Nothing wrong with a little constructive criticism. Arthur: [staring in dismay] You can’t be serious. Merlin: First, foreplay. We were a little rushed, there. Arthur: I call it passionate. Merlin: Next, stamina. Let’s say you’re out of practice. Arthur: [looks away and pouts] Merlin: Creativity… I’ve seen better. Arthur: [looks at Merlin in surprise] Merlin: Endowment. [looks at Arthur under his eyelashes] I’d say average. Arthur: [now positively insulted] Now hang on. Merlin: Enthusiasm. [grinning] Quite endearing! Arthur: [terminally embarrassed, flops back on his pillow] Arthur: [mumbles as he rolls over away from Merlin and burrows under his cover] Trust me to fall for an utter prat. Merlin: [smiling] On the upside, it can only get better from here. Merlin: [goes to Arthur] Come on, don’t sulk. Merlin: [tries to wrench the cover from Arthur’s resisting hands] You just need practice!

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This interaction but David to Orion @stillprometheus

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REAL AND TRUE ACTUALLY

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Alien (Prequel Movies 2012 2017) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: David 8 (Alien Series)/Original Male Character(s), Charlie Holloway/Elizabeth Shaw, past Elizabeth Shaw/Original Male Character(s) Characters: David 8 (Alien Series), Elizabeth Shaw (Alien Series), Original Male Character(s), Charlie Holloway, Meredith Vickers, Idris Janek Additional Tags: Other Character Tags to be Added - Freeform, basically the entire prometheus crew is here but im not tagging all of them, Past Lovers to Friends, Strangers to Lovers, Warnings May Change, warnings will absolutely change but shhh, Robot/Human Relationships, Original Character-centric, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Unhealthy Relationships, some stuff implied in deleted scenes is treated as canon, Crush at First Sight, Codependency, Eventual Sex, During Canon, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Trans Male Character, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:

“You called him up? And not me!?” Orion recalls yelping through sobs. In retrospect, he sounded much like a whiny shelter dog. “We worked so hard for this. This proves our thesis, our discoveries! And you called him up!?”

“It wasn’t like that. And besides, he’s part of the expedition too! Just as much as you are.” Elizabeth had replied, ever the calm one of the two. Too gracious for her own good.

“So why not both of us!? If he’s part of this just as much as I am, why do you think he's better than me!?”

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very self indulgent oc x canon alien fic !! updates weekly (probably)

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Some doodle of Alien oc 0/

Linnea belong to @muscari-midala

Ophelia belong to @spoinky-the-exuberant

And Orion belong to @stillprometheus

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hi !!! so i made a david server based on @metalheadscully 's post about one :]

Check out the david 8 support group community on Discord – hang out with 3 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

feel free to join, i dont bite. also share it around to other david-ers. or whatever our fanbase name is

(ppsstt @spoinky-the-exuberant you replied to my og note about it so you are also getting pinged !!!)

edit: link seems to be expired so, dm me if you want in and the link is broken!

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im sorry yall followed me for alien memes not ikea water posting. but i couldnt hold it in anymore i love ikea water

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you see this shit? the ikea water?

I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS IS JUST WATER. there has to be something else. this is the most scrumtious, hydrating water ive ever drunk. if you put me next to a lake with the cleanest water on the planet and gave me a choice between drinking that and drinking the ikea water i would pick the ikea water. idk what theyre putting in this but i fucking love ikeas just water. i could slam down 5 of these (and thats coming from a guy who gets a tummy ache if he drinks 1 litre of water too quickly)

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"theo why are you in ikea!" that is none of your buisiness my liege

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when i get out of this ikea i will be making a david 8 support group. for funsies