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He can't keep getting away with this
There's something really magical about tf Beast Wars. The animation is horrible. The first few eps will have you going "what the fuck is even happening here." Then you realize they're actually going through with the Dinobot redemption arc and not just treating him like Starscream Dino Edition, and then the show starts referencing Looney Tunes and Shakespeare and Doom. You have now gotten used to the crappy 90's 3D animation, and you realize it's the perfect medium for a show that wants to make you cry and then pull off a stupid slapstick routine in the span of 3 seconds. Each one of these characters is flawed, and their flaws are what makes the plot move. Our heroes are inexperienced or childish or cowards or just really conflicted. Each one of them can be wrong or angry or even traitors but still be loved. Or at very least, important. Megatron is actually an asshole and I hope Blackarachnia gets to punch him and Tarantulas in the face.
*sees your post, takes cigar out of mouth and rubs forehead* dont make me unfollow you, kid
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when she says she doesnāt send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can“t
Thanks ObamaĀ
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
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When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes
Domestic silk moth is just being friendly
Now the moth is banned in Russia
ā¦well what the fuck is this
Art.
Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time
This is why I love tumblr
I love this 40-second oner that opens The Lost World. The scene starts as a distant shot of the yacht floating offshore. The ocean dominates the frame, already creating a sense of isolation. Then the camera begins a slow pan to the left. As it moves, members of the yacht's crew enter the frame. The shot could have ended there, but Spielberg keeps layering information. We follow a waiter pouring champagne, then carrying the glass to a man relaxing in a chair. A sandwich is handed to a little girl, and the camera suddenly shifts its attention to her. We follow her as she runs past her mother, who begins arguing with her husband about whether the child should be allowed to play on her own.
What's remarkable is how effortlessly the shot transfers our attention from one subject to another. The camera doesn't simply wander around the space. Every movement introduces a new piece of information and gently redirects our focus. By the end of the shot, we've gone from a yacht in the distance to the family at the center of the scene without ever feeling the hand of the filmmaker pushing us there.
The shot feels casual, almost observational, but it's actually incredibly precise. Every entrance, every handoff, every movement across the frame has been choreographed to lead us to the little girl who will soon become the focus of the subsequent sequence.
You know, in the context of Unicron making humans, or just Unicron being earth in generalāand in contrast to my last postāhumans and cybertronians are very different. And it makes sense given the context, what with Unicron and Primus being... enemies? Opposites? The antithesis to the other? What have you.
As much as I like looking at the similarities between cybertronians and humans in an in-lore context, I like it because of the irony. By all intents and purposes, they should be as different as can be. One race is made of flesh, the other metal. One is tiny, the other giant. One is so short lived their lives don't even amount to a blink, the other can live for so long they can watch the births of stars and planets and live to their primes.
Even down to their very lifeblood, they are different.
One is dark red, the other light blue.
They are, quite literally, the color negative of the other.
I made this supper quick, a very nondescript red puddle of nothing you need to worry about, and inverted the color to the puddle bellow that.
Blood and energon.
The difference might as well be written in their DNA and CNA respectively.
And yet.
And yet, they are so, so similar. Personalities, histories, habits, fears, hopes, griefs, desires... even sins.
The relationship humans and cybertronians have on a cosmic scale leaves me in awe.
Primus and Unicron?
Nah, Cybertron and Earth.
As always, additions and shared thoughts are welcomed and encouraged! Don't think I wonāt see it. I will talk to you. This is a threat.
This should have been a tumblr sexyman. Thats my hot take.
Dinobot my beloved
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Prometheus Characters as Norse Gods
This list is based on my interpretation of the Norse Gods. I worked with sources, but also with my heart, as I have been interested in the Gods for over a decade and would count myself as a pagan. c:
The Engineer - Ymir
Funnily enough, the Engineer was the last one that came to my mind, even though this one is actually so obvious. And there is a reason that I start with him.Ā
Ymir is a giant - and not just any giant, but the very first one, primordial!
I chose him not only because the Engineers came before us, but because of his importance in creation itself. Odin, Vili, and VĆ© (The first Aesir) killed Ymir, and from his flesh they formed the earth. His blood became the oceans, his bones the mountains, his hair the trees, his brain the clouds, his skull the heavens, and his eyebrows formed Midgard - the world of humans - our world.
It fits the Engineers almost perfectly, because they believe that sacrifice is necessary for new life, and Ymir's story reflects that idea. His death was not the end, but the beginning of something new. Without his sacrifice, there would be fewer worlds, and especially no Midgard.
In the same way, the Engineer sacrifices himself at the beginning of Prometheus so that life can emerge from his remains. With his death, he was able to create.Ā
Both Ymir and the Engineer become the foundation for new life. (Even if one death was willing, and the other was unwilling⦠but still!)
David - Loki
Ah. Who would have thought? The God of Chaos, the God of Fire, the trickster - yet also a helper and friend of the Aesir. One could think that I go for the trickster and āvillainā aspect here, and while David and Loki certainly are cunning bitches, nothing is ever that simple.
Loki was born as a Jƶtunn - a giant - yet, a long long time ago, became part of the Aesir through his friendship with Odin. They became blood brothers.Ā
Half giant, half god, half Aesir - half man? Loki is a formchanger, genderfluid, yet always Loki. Really makes me think of our most human Synth - the one who was created to be as close to being a human as possible, and yet was always treated as something less, never whole.
Loki is also the father of beasts: Jƶrmungandr, Fenrir, and Sleipnir - the latter even being birthed by Loki himself. (Yeah, Loki turned into a mare and got knocked up. Man, I love Norse mythology.)Ā
David and his children, anyone? The Xenomorphs and Neomorphs? He practically even carried some himself while bringing them onto the Covenant.
There are interesting parallels here as well. Loki's children with Angrboda are feared from the moment they exist. The gods take them away because they are terrified of what they might become, based on a prophecy. Thor tries to kill Jƶrmungandr more than once, while Fenrir is captured, bound, and imprisoned.Ā
Much like Loki's children, David's creations are seen only as monsters. They are feared, hunted, and destroyed before they are ever given the chance to be anything else.
For much of Norse mythology, Loki is not the enemy. He helps the Aesir time and time again, solves problems they cannot solve themselves, and repeatedly uses his intelligence for their benefit. Yet despite everything he does for them, he remains an outsider. David was created to serve humanity. He assists them, protects them, learns from them, and spends years trying to understand them. But no matter what he does, he is constantly reminded that he is not one of them.
And maybe that is why both of them eventually become exactly what everyone feared they would be, fulfilling the prophecy - simply because of what was done to them.
By the way, Loki has magic shoes with which he can walk on air and over water like Jesus - reminded me of his quote in Covenant: āMe and fog on little cat feet.ā Hehe
Elizabeth Shaw - Sigyn
Finding the perfect Goddess for Elizabeth was not as easy as I thought. There had been multiple Goddesses on my list - Frigg, Idunn, SĆ”ga⦠but in the end, it finally clicked. Sigyn. At first, I thought that it might seem a bit clichĆ© to choose her because of the Loki on my list, but he is not my true reason for this association.Ā
First things first: Sigyn has no real aspect that she embodies. However, her name means āfriend of victoryā or āvictory bringerā, so thereās speculation that she might be a goddess of victory, though this is not certain.
And I think that fits Elizabeth quite well: she won against everyone and everything that was thrown against her in Prometheus. She got rid of the Alien gestating inside her on her own, fought against the Engineer and was the one to emerge alive from that battle. Even the fact that Weyland answered her request and financed the mission can be seen as a victory - even if he did that for his own selfish reasons.
But my true reasoning behind assigning Sigyn is her compassion and loyalty.
Despite all the pain she went through, seeing her son Narfi get ripped apart as a punishment for Lokiās killing of Baldur, Sigyn stayed with Loki and shielded him from the serpent's venom, cared for him, and never lost that benevolence. This is where I see Elizabeth with David. She showed empathy and kindness, handled his head carefully, put him back together - even after what he did to Charlie, to her.Ā
And there is another parallel that just came to mind: when Sigyn leaves Loki to empty the bowl that catches the venom, he writhes in agony, screaming so loudly that the earth begins to shake. One day Loki will rip himself free from his shackles and begin Ragnarƶk, the dawn of the gods.Ā
ā¦Elizabeth leaving David alone during her cryosleep leaves him to spiral and decide to kill the Engineers on Planet 4, the āgods,ā in revenge - his own personal Ragnarƶk.
But again, Sigyn is not just a symbol of suffering or unhappy wife - she represents someone who can endure unimaginable pain without losing her kindness, compassion, and ability to love - like Elizabeth.
Charlie Holloway - Thor
Thor is the god of thunder, storms, farmers, and the protector of mankind. Heās loud, impulsive, stubborn, and tends to solve problems by charging straight at them headfirst, which sounds veeeeery familiar, doesnāt it?
Charlie is driven by curiosity and passion and lacks caution. He wants answers, he wants proof, and the moment they may have actually found what they came for, he is full of excitement.
Both follow their hearts way more often than their heads.Ā
There is also the fun detail that Thor and Loki are constantly at odds with one another throughout the myths, even though they also work together and are friends. (This is thinly veiled Dolloway propaganda)
At first, I wanted to go with Heimdall because of his rivalry with Loki, but then chose Thor because both of them possess the same kind of unstoppable determination. Once they have decided on a goal, good luck convincing them otherwise.
Idris Janek - Njörd & Meredith Vickers - Skadi
Njƶrd is the Vanir patriarch and god of the sea, the wind, and fertility. He is the patron of sailors and fishermen, and he brings wealth to those who are worthy of it. His favourite animals are swans and seals, he embodies the calm sea, gentle winds, and good weather. He is also associated with abundance and treasures that come from the ocean.
So who is our other kind and gentle soul? Janek!! If Janek were a god, he would absolutely be one of calm seas and nice weather - simply because he is a captain. And because I say so. A spaceship can be a boat if you bend the rules enough.
Sailors ask Njƶrd for favourable winds and safe journeys, and that made me think about Janek sacrificing himself to save Earth. ;; The journey might not have ended well for them, but he managed to save humanity with this.
Skadi is the giant-goddess of mountains, hunting, snow, ice, and skiing! Yes, skiing.
She is a huntress, a winter goddess, and basically a snowshoeing/skiing pro. Sadly, there is not that much known about her, but if you know me, you know that I love portraying Meredith as a Snow Queen. She is cold, independent, always watching, and constantly on the prowl - fitting for a goddess of the hunt.
She is also the one who binds the serpent above Loki's head, the one that keeps dripping venom onto him - and considering David is my Loki... do with that information what you like.Ā
Why am I naming both of them together? Here comes the real highlight: Njƶrd and Skadi were married! Even though it did not turn out to be a happy marriage. :(
Skadi loved the mountains, while Njƶrd loved the sea - and that difference was simply impossible for them to bridge. They tried to compromise, spending nine days in the mountains and nine days in the sea, but neither of them liked it there. In the end, they divorced.Ā
And those marriage struggles remind me of the little romance Janek and Meredith had going on during Prometheus. One is a powerful CEO, the other an ex-military captain. They come from completely different backgrounds, with completely different priorities and ways of seeing life. Janek would have been good for Meredith, but I believe their relationship would have faced a similar struggle - two people who care about each other, but from different realities.
Rafe Millburn - Freyr
The god of fertility, peace, prosperity, good harvests, spring, rain, and sunshine - you get the idea. Freyr is a true all-rounder when it comes to nature, and sweet Millburn is a biologist who is really, really into his field of expertise.
Freyr is the ruler of Alfheim, the realm of the Elves, and is associated with boars, stags, and horses. He even owns a golden boar called Gullinbursti, which he rides into battle. I really want, and can totally see Millburn riding around on a giant boar, not gonna lie.
Freyr is also simply one of the kindest and mildest gods in the Norse pantheon. He isnāt a warrior - he actually has a sword that fights on itās own. He later gives it away to woo his wife, Gerd. (Heās btw absolutely lovesick for her, also makes me think of him with Fifield.) The reason he will later die during Ragnarƶk :ā)
So while this is one of the simpler comparisons on my list, I still think it fits. Freyr is a gentle and energetic god of nature and everything that comes with it (including sex) - and Millburn is a cutie patootie.
Sean Fifield - Narfi
This one right here was the HARDEST. I went through so many gods and mythological figures, and none of them truly fit. I sat here thinking about Tyr, Magni and Modi, the Fenris Wolf, but nothing worked! Until I suddenly thought: Wait. Okay. This isn't exactly a well-known god, but role-wise? It fits.
Narfi is the son of Loki and Sigyn. Very little is actually known about him, though heās apparently a patron of survival and martyrdom? I donāt know if this is actually historically accurate, but at least the martyrdom would be quite fitting, because poor Narfi never did anything wrong.
The Gods transformed Vali into a wolf, who then tore Narfi apart in front of Sigynās and Lokiās eyes. To make matters worse, Narfi's entrails were used to bind Loki to the stone. Damn, guys. I know Loki killed Baldr, and I know you're all very upset because of that and because he insulted almost everyone at Ćgir's party, but that is NOT Narfi's fault, okay?
So why Fifield? Because Fifield is the first to die on Prometheus under truly horrific circumstances. Even after dying, he gets mutated by the pathogen and canāt rest, wreaking havoc as a zombie. He canāt have dignity in death, his body still being used - just as Narfiās body is still being used. All Fifield wanted was to get to safety. He was scared, he knew something was wrong. Narfi must have been scared, too.
Kate Ford - Eir
I feel a little bad that I do not have much to say for this one, but yeah - Ford, our EMT nurse, is definitely Eir, the goddess of healing and medicine.
She may also have been a Valkyrie, though no one is really certain. Her name means āprotectionā, āhealthā, or āmercyā, and she is known as the greatest physician.
Mh. Ford and Eir also have in common that there is almost nothing known about them. :/Ā
Peter Weyland - Odin
The Allfather, king of the Aesir, god of wisdom, knowledge, poetry, magic, and war. Peter Weyland being my Odin was one of the easiest choices on this list.
Odin is famous for his endless pursuit of knowledge. He sacrificed one of his eyes in exchange for wisdom, hung himself from Yggdrasil for nine nights to learn the secrets of the runes, and spent his entire life searching for ways to prevent Ragnarƶk and escape his fate.
Weyland's entire reason for being on LV-223 is his refusal to accept death and his aspiration for godhood. He has spent his life building an empire, pushing the limits of morality and technology, but even at the very end he is still searching for more knowledge, more power, more time.
And much like Odin, Weyland is willing to sacrifice almost anything in pursuit of that goal. Including other people. Like Loki's children.
And while Odin is wise, he is also manipulative and ruthless. He is not a gentle father figure who always does what is right - he is someone whoās willing to make terrible choices for what he believes is the greater picture.Ā
While heās wise, heās also manipulative and fucking ruthless. Heās the only known God to rape a woman - Rinda - the daughter of a king - because a seer told him that only he and her can conceive Vali, who will avenge Baldur. She denies him multiple times, and then he dresses up with trickery and magic, forcefully impregnating herā¦Ā
There are multiple stories where Odin places others in danger or uses them as chess figures, very similar to Weyland.
The Prometheus mission is outwardly presented as a scientific expedition, but in reality itās for Weyland's personal goal, even bringing a medpod meant only for himself.
Neither Odin nor Weyland seek knowledge simply because they are curious. They seek it because they are scared - scared of death, scared of the idea that there are things beyond their control.
They believe that they can overcome fate, and in the end, both have to face that some things cannot be escaped.
So if mingi watches bl and yeosang and yunho are fudanshi kings and woosan kiss on stage and have matching tattoos and seonghwa reads gay books and posts every pride flag he can find and jongho wants everyone to take their shirts off and hongjoong produces music for queer movies and goes on queer shows and makes rainbow accessories then who is driving the bus
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