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@stiltskn
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so I decided to throw together a smol ouat dis.cord server for anyone that wants to chill out && chat some. get to know the peeps on the dash && what not. link is HERE if anyone wants to join~
Random Encounters — The FNAF Musical {Sentence Starters}
❛❛ Hello? ❜❜
❛❛ I’d like to leave a few quick words. ❜❜
❛❛ That’s completely absurd. ❜❜
❛❛ Time to play. ❜❜
❛❛ Did one of them just move? ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t be dumb! That’s insane! ❜❜
❛❛ What’s that sound? It seems to be screaming. ❜❜
❛❛ Seal the door! Hit the lights! ❜❜
❛❛ I think that camera’s dead. ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t blink, don’t breathe, don’t move… ❜❜
❛❛ Wow, I’m feeling kinda loopy… ❜❜
❛❛ Are you here to kill me? ❜❜
❛❛ Something here just reeks of blood and suffering. ❜❜
❛❛ These halls are echoing of death.. ❜❜
❛❛ In all my dreams I see a maze of halls with bloody walls and countless scrawls… ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t play these games. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m armed with more than a light. ❜❜
❛❛ Just you and me, a gun or three… ❜❜
❛❛ We forgot to lock the perp in again. ❜❜
❛❛ I know we haven’t spoken in a while… ❜❜
❛❛ I tried to move on and just forget… ❜❜
❛❛ I’m wondering if it’s all in my head. ❜❜
❛❛ What should we do? ❜❜
❛❛ How could he just disappear?. ❜❜
❛❛ Why is he tied up? ❜❜
❛❛ Watch out, he’s coming for you!. ❜❜
❛❛ Good thing this door can be locked. ❜❜
❛❛ Please don’t kill me. ❜❜
❛❛ A little overtime never killed anyone. ❜❜
❛❛ Is it true? Are they really back? Am I going mad? ❜❜
❛❛ One mistake is all it takes and this may go bad. ❜❜
❛❛ Is somebody there? ❜❜
❛❛ I’ll fill the void with noise. ❜❜
❛❛ I swear we’ve met before. ❜❜
❛❛ You won’t take me alive! ❜❜
❛❛ You should show him a little respect. ❜❜
❛❛ Are you with them? ❜❜
❛❛ We’d go to the police, but they’d think we’re crazy. ❜❜
❛❛ What do I get out of this? Psychological damage? Uh, a horrible gruesome death? Twenty five to life with a cellmate named Buffalo frickin’ Bill? ❜❜
❛❛ Turn that off or I will kill you. ❜❜
❛❛ Laying low is usually done quietly. ❜❜
❛❛ I killed a guy. ❜❜
❛❛ I put three rounds in his chest. The guy must have known black magic. ❜❜
❛❛ Survive until 6am. ❜❜
❛❛ What am I here for? ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t let things get any worse. ❜❜
❛❛ I can’t find this alone. ❜❜
❛❛ I didn’t even want this job. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m kinda wanted for attempted murder. ❜❜
❛❛ You are kinda stupid. ❜❜
❛❛ This is a crime scene. And you’re the victims. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re gonna burn for this. ❜❜
❛❛ You should probably override the door controls. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s probably obvious now, but… I didn’t die in that fire. ❜❜
❛❛ I figured I’d give you one last ring; for old times’ sake. ❜❜
❛❛ There’s nowhere you can go that I won’t find you. There’s no place you can hide that I won’t kill you. ❜❜
❛❛ This isn’t over. ❜❜
❝ LISTEN UP, DARK ONE. this is the only time i’m saying this, so you better pay attention: keep away from my son. ❞
@stiltskn .
‘ && why would I do that , do I not have the right to know my grandson ?? '
when ur just too tired to care about something && u feel bad for not caring but at the same time ur too tired to care about feeling bad for not caring
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MISTER GOLD.
UNABLE TO STOP THE HITCH PITCHED TITTER. a habit he had forced back for so long. with coarse flesh && rotted teeth came a spark of madness. a spark he could never quite put out. APPEARANCE WAS EVERYTHING , especially when it came to dieties. he was no god , but considered himself to be just as relevant. names were the most important thing to them , a primary source of power. CHRYSOS ; his true name long since forgotten by many.
‘ I’m sure we do , dearie. what is it exactly you want ?? ’
BLUE MOON TURNED TO GOLD AGAIN: plasma eyes locked on target and he laughed. It was hearty and GOLDEN: crackled with static and the embodiment of an America that had never EXISTED. This one was a slippery one, a tricky one to track and catch, but worthwhile in the end. He still had power: WHOEVER HAD THE GOLD MAKES THE RULES: it still applied, centuries later. “OH, WHAT A FEELIN’ CAME OVER ME ! We’re in need of some MAGIC.” Or whatever qualified as such. There’s a snare drum hissing in the background; a singer crooning along to the beat. “World has a need: so do I.”
eyes roll , urge to beat elvis over the heard with the head of his cane was growing stronger with each passing second. was it illegal to bring harm to DEAD HOLLYWOOD ICONS ?? magic was something he often dabbled in , it wasn’t uncommon for others to seek it as well. ‘ I’d offer you a deal , but you have nothing I desire. ’ he’d made a deal once before with the ever changing diety. A NEW LOOK in exchange for declared loyalty. ‘ what need would that be , the ability to spit more godawful references to whichever face you choose to wear ?? '
☆゚ ˑ * ・ ━ NO , NOT MAGIC , IT’S SCIENCE
MISTER GOLD.
NOT HIS FAVORITE SIGHT TO SEE ; last time had been monroe. grip on gold tipped cane tightened. appearance glitching. ( A BRAND NEW LEMON SCENTED YOU !! ) in human eyes he apeared pale , skin smooth. to a god , pale flickered to && from a scaley gold. ‘ do I ?? no better than yours I ssume. ’
THERE’S A SIMPLE CHORD PROGRESSION and it thrums and hums through the air: his legs s-s-SHAKING to that JAILHOUSE ROCK. He’s a slice of the AMERICAN DREAM and it shows in that winning, DIAMOND smile: Gold was GREED and broken promises: something he knew well; but made for bad record sales. He grimaced: peered through that GLAMOUR to find it wanting. “Oh, I’ll bet we’ve got a lot of stories between the two of us. I CAN MAKE A BLUE BIRD SING ‘em. But I like to hear from the mouth of the man himself.”
UNABLE TO STOP THE HITCH PITCHED TITTER. a habit he had forced back for so long. with coarse flesh && rotted teeth came a spark of madness. a spark he could never quite put out. APPEARANCE WAS EVERYTHING , especially when it came to dieties. he was no god , but considered himself to be just as relevant. names were the most important thing to them , a primary source of power. CHRYSOS ; his true name long since forgotten by many.
‘ I’m sure we do , dearie. what is it exactly you want ?? ’
Random Encounters — The FNAF Musical {Sentence Starters}
❛❛ Hello? ❜❜
❛❛ I’d like to leave a few quick words. ❜❜
❛❛ That’s completely absurd. ❜❜
❛❛ Time to play. ❜❜
❛❛ Did one of them just move? ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t be dumb! That’s insane! ❜❜
❛❛ What’s that sound? It seems to be screaming. ❜❜
❛❛ Seal the door! Hit the lights! ❜❜
❛❛ I think that camera’s dead. ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t blink, don’t breathe, don’t move… ❜❜
❛❛ Wow, I’m feeling kinda loopy… ❜❜
❛❛ Are you here to kill me? ❜❜
❛❛ Something here just reeks of blood and suffering. ❜❜
❛❛ These halls are echoing of death.. ❜❜
❛❛ In all my dreams I see a maze of halls with bloody walls and countless scrawls… ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t play these games. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m armed with more than a light. ❜❜
❛❛ Just you and me, a gun or three… ❜❜
❛❛ We forgot to lock the perp in again. ❜❜
❛❛ I know we haven’t spoken in a while… ❜❜
❛❛ I tried to move on and just forget… ❜❜
❛❛ I’m wondering if it’s all in my head. ❜❜
❛❛ What should we do? ❜❜
❛❛ How could he just disappear?. ❜❜
❛❛ Why is he tied up? ❜❜
❛❛ Watch out, he’s coming for you!. ❜❜
❛❛ Good thing this door can be locked. ❜❜
❛❛ Please don’t kill me. ❜❜
❛❛ A little overtime never killed anyone. ❜❜
❛❛ Is it true? Are they really back? Am I going mad? ❜❜
❛❛ One mistake is all it takes and this may go bad. ❜❜
❛❛ Is somebody there? ❜❜
❛❛ I’ll fill the void with noise. ❜❜
❛❛ I swear we’ve met before. ❜❜
❛❛ You won’t take me alive! ❜❜
❛❛ You should show him a little respect. ❜❜
❛❛ Are you with them? ❜❜
❛❛ We’d go to the police, but they’d think we’re crazy. ❜❜
❛❛ What do I get out of this? Psychological damage? Uh, a horrible gruesome death? Twenty five to life with a cellmate named Buffalo frickin’ Bill? ❜❜
❛❛ Turn that off or I will kill you. ❜❜
❛❛ Laying low is usually done quietly. ❜❜
❛❛ I killed a guy. ❜❜
❛❛ I put three rounds in his chest. The guy must have known black magic. ❜❜
❛❛ Survive until 6am. ❜❜
❛❛ What am I here for? ❜❜
❛❛ Don’t let things get any worse. ❜❜
❛❛ I can’t find this alone. ❜❜
❛❛ I didn’t even want this job. ❜❜
❛❛ I’m kinda wanted for attempted murder. ❜❜
❛❛ You are kinda stupid. ❜❜
❛❛ This is a crime scene. And you’re the victims. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re gonna burn for this. ❜❜
❛❛ You should probably override the door controls. ❜❜
❛❛ It’s probably obvious now, but… I didn’t die in that fire. ❜❜
❛❛ I figured I’d give you one last ring; for old times’ sake. ❜❜
❛❛ There’s nowhere you can go that I won’t find you. There’s no place you can hide that I won’t kill you. ❜❜
❛❛ This isn’t over. ❜❜
Randomness From A Skype Group Chat {Sentence Starters}
❛❛ I am trash Satan. ❜❜
❛❛ Only ten alcohol per hour.❜❜
❛❛ Hello, jazz-hater. ❜❜
❛❛ Erase your own existence. ❜❜
❛❛ Stop leaving, you little punk. ❜❜
❛❛ Fuck you, Uncle Shady. ❜❜
❛❛ I JUST WANNA MAKE PUNS ❜❜
❛❛ That’s all he learned in juvie: how to fuck someone back to life. ❜❜
❛❛ How have you seen my ass? ❜❜
❛❛ Oh man, I’d love to die! ❜❜
❛❛ Bitch, I’m gonna smear blood on your motherfucking macaroni. ❜❜
❛❛ I feel like my cat is judging me right now. ❜❜
❛❛ When did wishing to die become such a casual topic in here? ❜❜
❛❛ I’m indifferent to cheerios. ❜❜
❛❛ Dying requires effort, for fucks’ sake. ❜❜
❛❛ MURDER IS PLANNED ❜❜
❛❛ Just laugh, I’m laughing about it now. I mean at the time I was crying, but I’m laughing now. ❜❜
❛❛ Reasons people should date me: there are no reasons, stay far away. ❜❜
❛❛ If Hagrid and Weird Al had a love child… it would be you. ❜❜
❛❛ Hey, bitch, tell me about your fourth cousin Jenny. ❜❜
❛❛ OMINOUS KAZOOING ❜❜
❛❛ Stop it, you’re gonna trigger T -Bag. ❜❜
❛❛ My arm is half-black. ❜❜
❛❛ You look like a shady drug dealer. ❜❜
❛❛ One time I was at the dentist’s office and this hot dude came in and my first thought was actually ‘DEATH STAR APPROACHING’. ❜❜
❛❛ My hair looks like Sonic the Hedgehog’s deformed pink cousin has been run over by a truck and used as a toupee. ❜❜
❛❛ Just take out the middle man and just die. ❜❜
❛❛ Screw joint weddings, hello joint funeral. ❜❜
❛❛ You might need to get me a bigger coffin. ❜❜
❛❛ I PUT THE ASS, SASS, AND SIN IN ASSASSIN ❜❜
❛❛ Would prison really be that bad compared to your work? ❜❜
❛❛ IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING DUCK I WILL STAB A HOE ❜❜
❛❛ I can die happy and in toasted cheese heaven. ❜❜
❛❛ I did not subscribe to bible meet ups. ❜❜
❛❛ I speak no bullshit, my potato friend. ❜❜
❛❛ Watch dumb teenage singing with me, ya’ll. ❜❜
❛❛ Yeah, no fluff in Prisneyland. ❜❜
❛❛ She is a sad smol murder bird and needs to be loved. ❜❜
❛❛ If I had feelings, I’d be offended. ❜❜
❛❛ We’re not naming our son Bear. ❜❜
❛❛ Shit, how do I go home and tell my wife that our adopted kid got eaten. ❜❜
❛❛ Give me your disorder, I’ll take it off your hands for you. ❜❜
❛❛ Murder is fun. It’s cheaper than divorce. ❜❜
❛❛ This is fox-kidnapping. Put the fox back. ❜❜
❛❛ The snail fucked off. ❜❜
❛❛ DAMN YOUR HOT SHADY ASS ❜❜
❛❛ STOP BEING LEPRECHAUN RACIST ❜❜
❛❛ I am going to murder myself with a kazoo. ❜❜
❛❛ Does Britain have its tea? Find out next week. ❜❜
❛❛ I leave to eat some goddamn bbq ribs and there is hell. ❜❜
❛❛ You’re about as angelic as Lucifer, don’t fool yourself. ❜❜
Robert Carlyle - Once Upon a Time (2011 - )
From Rumple to Weaver
You shouldn't ignore people who would love to roleplay with you. That is actually quite hurtful to the people who want to interact with you.
if we’re mutuals , && you’ve sent me something / done me a starter , && I haven’t replied yet , then I have it drafted. if we’re non-mutuals , && I haven’t followed you back by now , I’m not going to. I’m not trying to ignore anyone , I’m barely over here as it is , hence the highly private part of this blog.
have a lovely new year dearie
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