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18+ najwa’s laugh rule blog. real live hot gilf in your area. gender unknown (tme). nsfw twitter if you ask nicely. open to correction always

[stinkybreath]

My hair has been behaving nicely lately

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[valend]

It’s kinda like this

[stinkybreath]

Responded to a stranger’s call for sensitivity readers (volunteered! Out of the goodness of my heart!) for their romance novel and when I gave them my feedback about that, which was mostly positive, they were barely containing such rage when they responded

Foh w the “[…] if it’s so important for you to tell me.” It is! Bc that’s literally the thing I’m here to do? Bc I’m a member of the marginalized community you wanted feedback from? Girl you fucking asked!!!!!! This is not unsolicited, it’s gentle, it’s helpful

I’m a pretty good editor and they should feel lucky I deigned to touch their slop for free at all 😤

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[menheramellow]

[stinkybreath]

I’m sensitivity reading/editing a romance novel and I’m just a few pages in but I think there’s gonna be unexpected freak shit 😈🙏

[airplaner]

Preflight check with super connie

Ref

[kaylmao]

[travestito]

Spin the chessboard around… Do you really think they'd hate being denied an orgasm? Why would someone in the position of being denied pleasure share it without some ulterior motive? Don't you think it's possible they'd actually enjoy it?

[agender-witchery]

the audacity of some guy presuming he knows what it's like to be pregnant and edible, a condition i must deal with daily

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[yorgen-sh]

[stinkybreath]

Listening to a yt video covering the diaries of Laura Palmer and it’s making me think about how my mom (who, relevantly, argued with me about my early sexual trauma when I first tried to tell her in adulthood) does not believe that Leland Palmer is at all culpable, she insists Bob is purely literal and is at no level metaphorizing men’s general evil and predation. This essayist is doing basically the same thing. Ugh!!

[katawashoujo-official]

i live for silly redraws! and hey most of worm takes place in june. its possible.

[medievaljournalist]

this pride month will be special because of giant ice snake will appear

[thingsfromthedirt]

glow in the dark Vivienne Westwood heels