Stinkypuffball

[slowkingbreaker]

List of Cosmere characters with common sense:

Dusk

Tress

Those ardents in Oathbringer who spent their time reading erotic fiction instead of attending their duties

Steris

That's it, that's the list.

[winged-hussar43]

TenSoon within the span of a single chapter

[valentinos-corner]

my favorite part of mistborn is how the female lead finds this edgy, 'damaged' bad boy (fuckin love zane btw. because I am. Myself) and he's all "you could fix me... your love could save me..." and she's just like bitch wtf do I look like a therapist??? no?????

[offonaherosjourney]

[taravangians-storming-balls]

AU where everything is the same except kaladin has a skateboard and sunglasses at all times

bonus panel:

[lolanbq]

Me reading Mistborn as a kid: 😭😭😭 Kelsier died 😭😭😭

Me reading The Secret History as an adult: Sanderson better keep him dead if he knows what's good for him.

[delicate-ruins]

Every other character in Stormlight: *searches desperately for scraps of info and gets cryptic responses, information conveyed too late, or answers they misinterpret* If only we'd known [plot critical info] sooner, the world may have been saved from itself!

Lift: *in her debut chapter has a spren trying to infodump the entire plot of the Knights Radiant to her* shut up shut up shut up, im slippy that's all i need know

[kingjasnah]

still not over navaniel. girl what was that

[kingjasnah]

kaladin in the worst mental state of his life is crawling around in the walls for half the book while navani is reenacting a scandalous 19th century romance novel with a twelve foot tall crustacean

[riverbeatsaber]

[rrenarinn]

My favorite moment in the bands of mourning is when Wax dies then speed runs therapy with god

[eileensdress]

Witcher nation how are we feelin tonight?

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[horsedadgeralt]

Exclusive footage of season 4:

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Doctors hate him

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[iwilleatyourenglish]

also been like… meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no

[wildwren]

i think the most haunting thing about the northman is that it's not a story that's meant for us. it's a saga, it lives in saga world, it subscribes to saga rules, it refuses to break the conventions of a 1000-year-old genre, not even for the benefit of a modern audience who might like to laugh at those conventions, or critique them. its a story written to explain the Rules of Reality to people living in a culture that is now dead and gone, whose rules no longer fully apply, but whose remnants still linger in our own world. it's a different kind of ghost story.