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#S̷T̷M̷U̷L̷N̷T̷S̷. 18+, mutuals-only, indie interpretation of Tweek Tweak from South Park, aged into high school / college. tw for drugs, in character social phobias, and some other adult topics. est 21.2.2023, remade 29.12.2023. links; gdoc, main blog, memes, headcanons, promo

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mad-hatter-memes

Send "You look like you...", complete the sentence, and see how my muse reacts to being told that!

( Ex: "You look like you bite people." or "You look like you get mad when someone doesn't say "bless you" when you sneeze." )

#memes ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆⌟

fxntasmagoria

@stmulnts gets another starter :))

Butters ran after Tweek once the bell rang. " Did you see the new girl? She's pretty!" He was referring to Sophie. " Scott is acting all weird over her. Cartman says it's the diabetes."

stmulnts

god , he hated the sound of the school bell . at least this particular bell meant the school day was over . he could haphazardly shove his homework into his backpack , sling it over his shoulder , and spend as much time as he can at anyone else's house but his own .

he also hated his nickname being called by his classmates down the hallway , at least when he couldn't immediately pinpoint the voice as craig's , or any of the other theater kids . but , better his nickname than his real name ; too similar to his father's . and , frankly , at least it's not cartman .

“ huh ? ― oh , yeah , sure , i guess so . ” it'd been early morning when sophie was introduced to the class ― tweek had barely started on his coffee , so a lot of the morning went in one ear and right out the other . “ yeah , well , cartman says a lot of stupid shit . scott probably just has a crush . i mean , you saw how mine went back in fourth grade , didn't you ? i thought kicking his ass while we were both still hospitalized was a good idea . ”

#tweek ⑇ 𝐢𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆'𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔⌟#high school ⑇ 𝐯𝟎𝟑. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒃 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒐𝒚⌟#fxntasmagoria; butters

fxntasmagoria

@stmulnts gets a starter :)

Hunter was the new kid in South Park and it had taken no time for him to group up with Tweek and his group. He wasn't a fan of Stan or Kyle. " Hey Tweek wait up. Did you download the dlc last night?" He asked, looking like he has stayed up playing it. " I was thinking we could game tonight if you're free?"

stmulnts

tweek had just been minding his business . swapping his math textbook for his science one , grabbing the according notebook and folder , as one does . and he's so spaced out in the moment that hearing his name damn near makes him jump .

“ dlc ? what dlc ? ” fingers fidget with the school supplies in his arms , his grip on them tightening as if he's scared he'll drop them . and , frankly , he might , if his digits won't stop shaking . “ uh . i got a new mod for minecraft to work right , if you wanna do that . um . i'm not really good at any other multiplayer games . ”

#tweek ⑇ 𝐢𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒄𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆'𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒔⌟#fxntasmagoria; hunter #high school ⑇ 𝐯𝟎𝟑. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒃 𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒃𝒐𝒚⌟

rubymemes

𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

“You’re such an idiot. I will literally kiss you on the mouth.”

“ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???”

“Not evil anymore, I want to be loved now.”

“Babygirl, you are awkward and do not understand social cues.”

“Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.”

“What if my best self is a cunt that can’t wake up before noon?”

“They’ve got something gay going on.”

“I’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know.”

“I couldn’t fix him. But I could fuck him.”

“I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.”

“If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not.“

“I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”

“You’re talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance.”

“I’m sorry I’m hot and funny. Are you mad at me?”

“You make a lot of threats for someone who is short and can’t even do a push-up.”

“My fear of abandonment is so strong, because if I could I would abandon myself too.”

“Your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone.”

“My kink? Knowing all the information.”

“I think Aristotle said that.”

“The Universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but, girl, please.”

“Vulnerability is so hard. If I told you anything sappy know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.”

“Please don’t say mean things to me.”

“My hobbies include knowing and being right.”

“I told you a joke and you’re laughing. I love you.”

“I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons. Also I just got stabbed.”

“I don’t identify as “male” or “female”, I identify as a warning.”

“I’ve made a huge mistake.”

“First of all, I didn’t “miss” the red flags. I looked at them and thought: yeah, that’s sexy.”

“I could recognize him by tits alone.”

“I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like, bitch, I am a sign from God. Start running.”

“Can someone please be proud of me? Like fuck, I’m trying.”

#memes ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆⌟

muselixer

dumb things my friends and I have said: 2025!

part one: january - march apologies ahead of time for length! feel free to change pronouns if need be. warning for foul and dirty language, suggestiveness, and capslock-implied yelling :)

"If I woke up tomorrow and I was 13 again, it would be over for me."

"That guy's a fucking bozo."

"Why do you know what happens when you cut a bird's head off?"

"I don't care! I hate his guts! ...However, I would still very much fall for it."

"I have chronic autism."

"I keep enough change in my asshole that I jingle."

"Oh my god, I wanna be an oil puddle soooo bad."

"So, I cut off my ass, and sold it to Joann Fabric."

"What if my muscles get too relaxed and my uterus falls out?"

"There's not an agitator in this washing machine, but there is an agitator in me."

"Your Honor, no shit!"

"WHO FILLED MY HOLE?"

"All I do is deal with dumbasses."

"How 'bout you bid deez nuts?"

"I'd sauté that pickle."

"Why'd you emote at me?"

"I'm turning into Mussolini and I'm not even fully sure who that is."

"No! I've never hawk-tuah'd on my inhaler!"

"I bet she failed Breathing 101."

"It's like... I'm vibing, right? But the vibrator is broken. Y'know?"

"Oh, that is NOT Biggie Cheese."

"What do you MEAN, I have a small grabbable waist?"

"I SAID I EAT ASS! I WINKED AT YOU! YOU DIDN'T RESPOND!"

"Fish stay under the water, I think."

"Dudes are mounting each other, and I'm here for it."

"Tomorrow is the day my penis starts bleeding for a week."

"Yeah, man. Sure. Whatever fucks your butt, I guess."

"Let me in, I have my rights! Me and the bugs outnumber you!"

"I would get a cybernetic dick immediately."

"If anything, you're a power bottom."

"Just put it in my trunk raw."

"We can go to Barnes and Noble and eat a book."

"I GOT your four basic food groups! Butter, Kraft singles, milk, and Verners!"

"I know he needs to go at a speed, but fuck."

"I DON'T WANT MY COCK TO FIZZ!"

"I think we should replace testicles with squeaky toys."

"I've replaced my bong water with Coca Cola."

"Imagine gooning in a self driving bus."

"Where is the tit on the almond?"

"Can you describe your coworkers in three words, without using slurs?"

"I'm so excited. I'm gonna look like a chicken."

"We can't skip the Beegees. We can only prolong the inevitable."

"If they talk behind your back... fart."

#memes ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆⌟

uniiicornsources-old

Send 😶 + a really uncomfortable question and my muse has to answer it

#memes ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆⌟

striders

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

girl-in-the-hitops

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

#headcanon ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔⌟#musings ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍⌟

uniiicornmemes

Ask my muse "Would you go on a date with ____?"

My muse can either say yes or no and say why or why not they would date that person.

inspired by @justanotherrpmemeblog

#memes ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆⌟

adz

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

honeylemony

What the fuck who drinks that

adz

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

phage-necro

this post always makes me laugh. this guy has the weirdest drink order and he probably never goes to this dunkin’ if it took seven months for the barista to see him again. so think about a coffee shop you go to so little you’re not even sure if you’ve gone there before and you walk in and the barista hands you the drink you were about to order before you even ordered it. he will remember that for the rest of his life

#// t.week is the barista sdfgh #headcanon ⑇ 𝐨𝐨𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒏'𝒕 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒑𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒅𝒂𝒚𝒔⌟#crack ⑇ 𝐢𝐜. ˖ ✶ ˟ ─── ⌜𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒄𝒂𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆⌟