mausoleum with wifi

hi im lich/warden (he/him) 20+ check out my art @ossuarywarden (banner and icon by me)

[stoat-shaped-lich]

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im lich/warden (he/him), 20+

this is my main blog where i just rb whatever

i also have an art blog @ossuarywarden :)

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[bastarte]

good thing theres plenty of room back there

[matchafigs]

having good friends can literally save your life

[dono-cho]

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[eggshells-and-simple-spells]

A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

[tboypart-deactivated20221222]

look at this

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[lumi-lex]

prev is ____ coded

deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[homeofhousechickens]

Oh baby fight

[its-a-beautful-day]

See them jousting

[homeofhousechickens]

So cute, I love it!

[reverendrowdy]

Use your PTO

[otterjpg]

yesterday this tiny cat started following me home, until we walked past a chinese takeaway, at which point she fell to the sirens call of shrimp fried rice

[iamthemaestro]

found this at an antique shop the other day and was immediately like oh this belongs on tumblr. sniles sneetly. fwowns fwangry.

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife