witty but also applicable to a broad audience

22 // sheher // transfemme be chill my heart

[dailycatsblog]

[threedollarsdotcom]

when she start s ripping all your skin off

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[feldfrog]

For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

[dykecinema]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

nobody:

half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*

[thejoanglebook-deactivated20210]

OP is an optimist

[phantomrose96]

You know I gotta learn shitpost brevity. Most of my successful posts are like 3 paragraph essays, minimum. Fucking dissertations. Terrible note-to-word ratio. Inefficient. In this economy? In this economy? Unsustainable. Everyone else posting "blowing my balls up at the bomb factory" and getting 50,000 notes. Amazing ROI. They're the future and I'm on dial-up. The market's gonna out-compete me.

[lemonlegs4]

[stochasm]

i can feel 40k calling to me like the green goblin mask

[orpheuslament]

blood splattered surgical gloves are a sort of lingerie in a way

[cognitohazardous]

fire was invented by the grain industry

[cemeteryseven]

i get so gay off that thai iced tea

[despazito]

they won't return my calls but i think i'm onto something

[despazito]

another

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[tazetta]

if you've ever gone on a romantic "date" at olive garden just block me rn i literally can't deal with you proshippers -_-

[littlebigplanet]

what

[tazetta]

when you're there you're family

[targetedknowledge]

[umarell]

[lactating]

[stochasm]

taking my OT level printout to the coffee shop like it’s bourdain