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Rhys - Gay - 17 - Australia

[alisonzai]

[mommy4sissyslut]

I can be ur top 🍆…. or ur bottom 🍑

[mommy4sissyslut]

insta: https://www.instagram.com/jessesdayoff/

[toastbutteregg]

i just took this test as a joke to see if i can survive during an apocalypse and got this result

but the funniest part is

POISON IVY?

here’s the link if anyone wants to try it

share your results too please. im interested!

[pokemonsnapmemes]

omg took it and result says id die in two days

pretty accurate for a wimp like me 

[no-slice-of-serendipity]

@fluidityandgiggles Your tags are exactly what I was thinking when I, also an asexual, was told I would be responsible for the survival of the human race.

[y-not-loki]

Hi, I’m another asexual responsible for the survival of the human race.

Do not like the idea of being responsible for anything more than an atom.

[sofancydancy]

Hey, the coffee statement is valid.

[thegreymoon]

Got the same ^^ 😖 Well, if the zombies didn’t kill me, childbirth in a post-apocalyptic wilderness most certainly will! 😵

[alchemical-anya]

I’m also an ace who is “Responsible for the survival of the human race.” Guess the human race is just gonna die out lmao

[galaxy-lilies]

I am demisexual and also responsible for the survival of the human race. Saddle up boys we have some talkin to do

[skeleton-klng]

Another ace responsible for the survival of the human race.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

aroace responsible for the survival of the human race.

[werepuphowl]

I died in 6 days for being too trusting…yeah,sounds like me. 😭

[goodoldfashionedlover-boy]

Sounds like maybe the test knows human race isn’t supposed to survive

[stolenbreathing]

Okay i’m sorry, but I am SUPER gay. How the hell am I responsible for the survival of the human race?? I agree with @goodoldfashionedlover-boy. I dont think we’re gonna last gang.

[brownnesscrew]

This is so important. 

[gowheretheskymeetsthesea]

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

[fuwaffy-deactivated20140312]

i think, therefore watashi wa

[houseofjonn]

[impatient14]

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

[ngalitzine]

[not-hard-to-love]

[lepidopterane]

reposting this from positive-memes, they’re run by amazon 

[orbiting-star]

No yall her videos are actually so adorable she refers to her viewers as her grandkids and does gaming videos please at least watch ONE it’s WHOLESOME

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

really? You’re going to post something like this with no explanation like WHERE IS THE REST OF HIM???????????

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

He’s just hanging out 😂

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

there we go

[techtvhottie]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

oh

[virgilssweaterpaws-blog]

This will make sense I promise.

[cherymoon330-deactivated2021032]

lemme just

[alexkingstonflirt]

My life-coaches are back! 

And it took them 2 seconds to inspire my whole existence 

[somethingaboutblacktop-blog]

Visit Original Link

[the-ick-vault]

wow

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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

[clairesclitpiercing]

Who would win in a battle for my immortal soul: the devil on his fiddle or “Jolene” at 33 RPM

[heterosexually-deactivated20201]

I wanna suck a dick ugh

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

[shitty-ink]

Based on this shitpost by @personsonable

[skypevevo]

Visit Original Link

[mujna]

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

favorite things about this

literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.

the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”

all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.

that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

[johncougar-deactivated20200128]

I JUST DIED

[mickeys-coming-back-bitches]

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

[strawberryoverlord]

@themadcapmathematician

[joachimmurat-archive-deactivate]

I CANT STPO LAUGHING HLEP