Varulven

"Dear wolf thou bite not me! Thee I will give my silver gown." "Silver gown suits me not, thy young life and blood must go." |Relationship: Single|Dependant RP Blog Legionofhetalians

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[kicking down his door] What do you want for Christmas.

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Oh come now, stop being a drama queen. You are not my mother so there is nothing for you to show off. Coreful, or I will freeze you where you are.

[stonecoldfenrir]

How is it that you always know exactly what I am doing. Are you sure you are blind. [snorts shaking her head] I am most definitely not your mother. But you are practically my little brother and therefore I must make your life a living hell. Congrats. Merry uncelebrated Christmas.

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[kicking down his door] What do you want for Christmas.

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Men? I don’t see any men. As a matter of fact, I don’t think I see anyone here. Just keep your mouth shut and enjoy that macaroni necklace I made for your birthday last year.

[stonecoldfenrir]

You know what I mean…

I will enjoy it! I love it. In fact I wish to show everyone your artistic skills. [goes up to him and pinches his cheek lightly]

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Don’t you dare-

Gudrun, I will never forgive you. That was a joke gift.

[stonecoldfenrir]

Why must you be so cruel to me and not let me show off how talented you are. Oh WOE is me, [goes and sits down on a chair and just makes a dramatic pose]

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[kicking down his door] What do you want for Christmas.

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Men? I don’t see any men. As a matter of fact, I don’t think I see anyone here. Just keep your mouth shut and enjoy that macaroni necklace I made for your birthday last year.

[stonecoldfenrir]

You know what I mean...

I will enjoy it! I love it. In fact I wish to show everyone your artistic skills. [goes up to him and pinches his cheek lightly]

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[kicking down his door] What do you want for Christmas.

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Whatever you think would suit me. I planned to get you a pet rock and paint a portrait of myself on it. Would you like that?

[stonecoldfenrir]

I would ironically love it and would have to show the rest of legion it. Including the two men that you are seeing often enough.

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[kicking down his door] What do you want for Christmas.

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Listen, I’m the sarcastic one in this relationship, not you. Gift me that, and I’ll drag you to the desert with me.

[stonecoldfenrir]

I am just as sarcastic as you. Maybe not quite the sass. [she’s looking at the door that she broke and shes just going to pick it up and stand it back up where it should be] 

But seriously what do you want. An ugly sweater?

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[kicking down his door] What do you want for Christmas.

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

[stonecoldfenrir]

[well shit she wanted a reason to get him a gift]  Then….. what do you want regardless……..

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

I’ll take an ice coffee and a plane ticket to the Bahamas, pretty please.

[stonecoldfenrir]

[wooooooow ok]

Alright so first class ticket to the Sahara desert and a nice cup of hot tea. Will do. Should I paint you a lovely painting to go with it?

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[kicking down his door] What do you want for Christmas.

I don’t celebrate Christmas.

[stonecoldfenrir]

[well shit she wanted a reason to get him a gift]  Then..... what do you want regardless........

[sailor-musings]

Don’t you ever underestimate my ability to crush you where you stand—

To demolish those you hold dear,

just to make you bleed in the most poetic of ways.

[cfmusings-blog]

                                                    [  Once upon a time  ]          I swore I had a     H E A R T                                                 Long before the world I know                                                                                                           tore                                                                                                           it                                                                                                           all      A P A R T

[cfmusings-blog]

     whatever doesn’t kill me … 

              BETTER START RUNNING. 

[sangthesun-deactivated20200801]

stenberg, gudrun.

[the statue starts moving more jagged and broken before it freezes, eyes extinguishing as it teeters on one foot]

The world is filled with many new things. 

[he kinda wants to laugh at the absurdity of the situation] [but she looks like she’d skewer him if he snorted so he doesn’t]

[keeps a straight face] You’re not…wrong. Nice statue you’ve got. Sort of looks like something from a 90′s horror movie, doesn’t it?

[stonecoldfenrir]

[The flames suddenly burst back to life in the statue’s eyes as it suddenly snaps its attention on the other before the flames die again] [she may or may not skewer him, luckily she doesn’t have a weapon on hand at the moment]

Thank you. I carved it myself. And I could move stone angels around if that is what you are implying.

[stonecoldfenrir]

DOGS!!! DOGS SO MANY DOGS. CAN I PET THEM????

They will bite you….[she says as the large white one rolls on his back for belly rubs and the grey one starts wagging his tail]

[stonecoldfenrir]

I believe they would sit on you before you could sit on them. [he is rather odd and makes little to no sense but he is rather amusing in her opinion.]

I......I do not know how they would feel about cows. Probably hungry?  And- the tea?- what? Why is there a cow in the- no...no no. Why is there a theoretic cow in the tearoom.

[whistles and all the wolves get off of Mihai and she’s leaning down to offer her hand to help him up] [what a nice villain she is]

A pleasure Mihai.....

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[there's a familiar scent in the legion and she's just going to quietly try and sneak up on the other, grinning] boo~

If you don’t think I heard you clunking around from a mile away, you are dumber than I could have ever imagined possible.

Hello, Gudrun. @stonecoldfenrir

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[he sighs, shakes his head, and sits down on the floor for pets] Do not jump on me, dog. Gentle.

Nice to see you still have not properly trained them.

[stonecoldfenrir]

Oh come on they are perfectly trained. He’s just real excited to see you aren’t you Tyr.

[Tyr begins to calm down nuzzling his head onto the others lap looking up with a goofy grin and bad dog breath]

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Tyr, you smell something awful. Just because your mother does not bathe doesn’t give you an excuse. [he’s bullying her, how rude]

[but he’ll snuggle the pup anyway] [thick fur warms up his freezing hands]

[stonecoldfenrir]

Ouch, that hurts Siggy. [huffs sitting down to smush Tyr’s face] I take showers. And long baths where my legs turn to stone. 

[Tyr is just happy, paws gently patting the other and tail wagging] [ATTENTION WHORE TYR IS PLEASED]

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[Shakes his head at the nickname] Sometimes it seems as if you are here on this earth only to test my patience. One day, you’ll end up drowning in your bath. I can only imagine the mess.

Tyr, you wild thing, would you eat your mother if she became rock soup? [Holding the woofs head and making him nod] Yes! He would!

[stonecoldfenrir]

I was here on Earth before you were around. So consider it a hobby not a calling. 

[boops Tyr’s nose making him drool even more] [He’s so happy and is just making a silly face] I would hope he would not eat me. Rock soup is not healthy for pups.

[xquickdrawx]

stonecoldfenrir:w

[tilts her head looking at the other]

A whole mansion full of abnormal people is interesting enough hardly need to search around.

Im Gudrun Stenberg, care to introduce yourself?

[He gave a wry grin.] Then wouldn’t the most interesting person here have no power at all?

[He held out his hand.] Samiri Al-Dilmun. Nice to meet you, Ms. Stenberg.

[stonecoldfenrir]

[There’s not even a moments pause before her answer] That would make them incredibly stupid, not interesting and I’d feel inclined to kill them. [doesn’t blink maintaining eye contact before relaxing and giving the other a soft smile] 

[shaking his hand with her stone covered one] 

Suppose it is a pleasure. 

[sangthesun-deactivated20200801]

stenburg, gudrun.

[making a large statue of a ballerina dance and twirl lifting a leg elegantly as the eyes glow a ghostly green]

If only there was something more interesting around here. [mutters under her breath head propped by her hand just watching the statue continue its dance]

[um, what the actual hell] [he’s on his way back from checking out the shooting range and this is the last thing he expected]

[pauses, glancing at her and the statue, vaguely alarmed] …that’s…new…?

[stonecoldfenrir]

[the statue starts moving more jagged and broken before it freezes, eyes extinguishing as it teeters on one foot]

The world is filled with many new things. 

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[there's a familiar scent in the legion and she's just going to quietly try and sneak up on the other, grinning] boo~

If you don’t think I heard you clunking around from a mile away, you are dumber than I could have ever imagined possible.

Hello, Gudrun. @stonecoldfenrir

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

[he sighs, shakes his head, and sits down on the floor for pets] Do not jump on me, dog. Gentle.

Nice to see you still have not properly trained them.

[stonecoldfenrir]

Oh come on they are perfectly trained. He’s just real excited to see you aren’t you Tyr.

[Tyr begins to calm down nuzzling his head onto the others lap looking up with a goofy grin and bad dog breath]

[den-alvorson-blog-deactivated20]

Tyr, you smell something awful. Just because your mother does not bathe doesn’t give you an excuse. [he’s bullying her, how rude]

[but he’ll snuggle the pup anyway] [thick fur warms up his freezing hands]

[stonecoldfenrir]

Ouch, that hurts Siggy. [huffs sitting down to smush Tyr’s face] I take showers. And long baths where my legs turn to stone. 

[Tyr is just happy, paws gently patting the other and tail wagging] [ATTENTION WHORE TYR IS PLEASED]

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