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[spielzeugkaiser]

[masterpost]

Out of the mouth of babes…

[stinastar]

Trans Rep Witcher Fics

If you’re coming to this list from a reblog, please click through to the original post as it’s likely been updated with more content!

Please note I haven’t read everything on these lists, so I can’t speak to all they contain, ya dig? Mind the tags etc. <3

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Jaskier gets diagnosed with ADHD - Trans Geralt, Geraskier - by @jaskierswolf

Magic Strap - Trans Aiden, Lambden smut - by @feraljaskier

Nurse Jaskier - Trans Geralt & Jaskier, Geralt gets hip surgery - by @feraljaskier

Sexting - Trans Aiden, Lambden sexting mishap - by @feraljaskier

Jaskier starts following Geralt - Trans Jaskier, the Witcher is 100% supportive and respectful - by @persony-pepper

I’m stuck with these Chucklefucks - series where Aiden, an AFAB transman, is a cat school witcher that meets grumpy fuck Lambert from the wolf school: banter and smut ensue - by @lynge81 (Tumblr won’t link)

out in the pouring rain (down on your knees) - Ciri isn’t a central character but she’s trans and fiercely loved and protected in this smutty, angsty, beautiful Yennskier/Yenralt/Geraskefer fic - by @yoursummerfrost

a breath beneath the surface -  Trans Jaskier, Geraskier smut - by @witchertrashbag

Witchers Were Never Girls - Trans Geralt, supportive loving Jaskier, Geraskier smut 

free animal - Trans Geralt potioned up with black eyes, Geraskier smut - by @stonedgeralt

something’s set to start - Trans Geralt, modern AU Geraskier New Year’s Eve hookup - by @stonedgeralt

Just Jaskier - Trans Jaskier comes out to supportive, gruff as ever Geralt - by @brasskier

other things i’ll never be - Trans Geralt, trans Jaskier & trans Yennefer, modern AU Geraskefer fic - by @limerental

Take It Slow - Trans Geralt carefully comes out to Jaskier, who fully accepts him. Sexytimes throughout - by @caffeinatedcorvids

Oh, Golden Mornings - Trans Lambert, Lambden kinky sexytimes in established relationship - by @caffeinatedcorvids

Helping Hands and Loving Tongues - Trans Geralt experiences gender dysphoria, Jaskier helps him through it

Repeatable Mistakes - Trans Geralt, established relationship Geraskier, semi-public sex

my soul’s warmest fireplace - Trans Geralt, Jaskier reminds him he’s worthy of love - by @stonedgeralt

Return to Oxenfurt - Trans Jaskier, fluffy canon-era Oxenfurt Academy AU featuring genderswapped Valdo Marx and soft! understanding! Geralt - by @vands38

Relocation - Trans Jaskier, prof Jaskier meets blacksmith Eskel at a medieval history conference and they get stuck when their flight is cancelled, smut ensues - by @jennyloggins

Unravel - Trans Geralt, Geraskier smut c/o Jaskier’s butt bow, you know the one

Stolen Nights - Trans Geralt, Geraskier smut

Damn what the stars own - Trans Jaskier, Jaskier is a royal runaway, and has taken upon himself to keep an eye on Ciri while Geralt tried to escape his destiny - by @jaskierslastbraincell

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If you have rec’s please send them my way! I’ll need a link, title and blurb like these have, please and thanks!

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[geraltnoises]

A relaxed, comfy, trans Geralt enjoying a good smoke for the wonderful @stonedgeralt​ ’s birthday!

Been a longggg time since I painted over grayscale! I’ll add the black and white version under the cut~ 

As always, Reblogs are highly appreciated! ❤️

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[sad-comet]

another witcher dump! fasten your MF seatbelts!

(i upload WAY more frequently on twitter @ SAD_COMET and on IG @ SADDEST_COMET btw🥰)

[redlightofdawn]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Sorry this is so late! I meant to do the last edits and post yesterday, but back pain made my brain uncooperative. I hope you have a great new year, Max!

Rating:General Audiences                            

No Archive Warnings Apply

Additional Tags: Sleep Deprivation, Fluff, Witcher Secrets, Geralt is a tired boy

Relationship: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion

Collections: Geraskier Holiday Exchange 202

Summary:

A @geraskierholidayexchange for @stonedgeralt. Sorry this is late, and I hope it was worth the wait!

Humans believe Witchers don’t need sleep to survive. Geralt was taught he should keep them thinking that way.He wasn’t taught what to do about someone like Jaskier.

[cap-sweet-and-salty-sadness]

Euphoria

Written for @stonedgeralt‘s birthday. ❤️

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When Jaskier invited him to a private event in Oxenfurt as their reunion point in the spring, Geralt didn’t think much of it at first. Then he thought about it again. Jaskier’s entourage when he was teaching mostly consisted of other teachers and graduates, scholars always in the middle of debates or writing niche theses that a handful of people would find interesting later on. Geralt knew about as much about them as Jaskier himself did, not of his own devotion. He also knew what sort of events scholars indulged in whenever they wanted to relax.

He made it to Oxenfurt later than he’d planned, caught in a sudden rainstorm that slowed Roach down, and Geralt had to guide her on foot until it passed. By the time they made it in the city, his hair was still damp and curling at the ends, his cloak more or less having protected him. The streets were relatively empty, Roach’s hooves clicking loudly on the stones. He stopped nearby the university by an inconspicuous house, the chatter and low music reaching Geralt’s ears confirming him he was at the right place. He hitched Roach to a post, fed her a carrot and ventured inside, the door already unlocked.

The peculiar smell of opium hit his nose before the corporal odours did, stopping him in his tracks. It was very potent. The house had two floors and the first room he walked in had people leisuring on couches and long chairs like they were back in the Roman Empire. Some were smoking from long wooden pipes, the ones on the couches pressed together and softly touching each other as they basked in their short-term haze.

Jaskier wasn’t there, so Geralt closed the door and stood in the hallway to listen. Rhythmic thumps and moans over his head, laughter, soft voices, creaks of the house working, and underneath all that, numerous heartbeats. Geralt identified Jaskier’s almost instantly, a sound as familiar to him as his own.

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[haykebyr]

sketchy scribble of a blushy old witcher

[geraltofriviasleftbuttcheek-dea]

“C'mon, princess,” Geralt coaxes gently, holding the piece of zucchini up to Ciri’s mouth, “you’ve gotta eat it. I promise it’s not that bad." 

Ciri turns her chin away, face pinched in displeasure. She makes a soft "na” sound, her little fist reaching out and making a grabbing gesture at the plate of banana mush he put on her high chair tray. It’s their compromise: baby food she’s used to after she eats the solid food they introduce. 

He shakes his head with a smile. “You can have the bananas after you eat the zucchini,” he tells her. He makes a gesture at his own plate where the omelette he’d made for himself is cooling. “Look, it’s in my own breakfast. It’s good, I promise." 

She kicks her feet, brow furrowed. Her face is still pinched and she keeps turning it away from him every time he brings the vegetable to her mouth. He laughs at how cute she is making that grumpy face at him. She’s definitely his daughter.  

"It’s not any worse than the bananas,” he says, faking his exasperation. He picks up the spoon from the plate, bringing it to his own mouth to make his point. His own face scrunches up, nose wrinkling at the taste. Eugh. The zucchini is better, why in the world do babies prefer this? 

“Is Daddy trying to feed you the icky zucchini?” Jaskier’s voice says, and then he’s swooping in to shower kisses over her cheeks, and Geralt feels warmth spread in his chest as she giggles under the attention. 

He sits up, pretending to huff. “Daddy’s trying to work out a compromise, and you’re spoiling it,” he says pointedly as Jaskier takes the spoon from him and feeds her the bananas like she’d wanted. “She’s supposed to be eating solids too now." 

"And she will,” Jaskier agrees, feeding her another bite of banana mush. She’s settled into her chair more happily now. “But maybe don’t start with the zucchini?" 

Geralt rolls his eyes but turns to his own breakfast, which is almost un-appetizingly cold now. "I had some left over. Figured I’d give it a shot. We can try green beans for lunch or dinner, I guess." 

"Sounds a lot better than zucchini, doesn’t it, sweet girl?” Jaskier asks her, then kisses her head, murmuring other nonsense to her as he continues to feed her.

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[spielzeugkaiser]

for the drawing prompts how about some more necromancer jaskier 👀

necromancer!jaskier strikes again!

[spielzeugkaiser]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *happy new year~*

[spielzeugkaiser]

Someone has been a good boy! U(ᵔᴥᵔ)U (As with the first one, I combined a few prompts.)

[spielzeugkaiser]

Someone talked shit about Witchers, Jaskier sang a rude song about them, they continued to talk shit about Jaskiers music, hurt his feelings, Geralt intervened (ready to de-escalate and ready to defend his bard), got called a monster and Jaskier was being like: (ง •̀_•́)ง come at me bro and hell broke loose :)

[wannastayugly]

The Witcher family is here to wish you a lovely day! Merry Christmas! 

[spielzeugkaiser]

what can I say; let me loose and I come back with classical-painting-with-my-favorite-ship-atm like a cat with a dead mouse. (This is “the fisherman and the syren” by Fredric Leighton”) If there’s another painting you want me to do? let me knowww.

[stonedgeralt]

snowflakes falling on the hearth fire

geraskier — 3.9k — teen+ — written for @demisexualgeralt​ for the @geraskierholidayexchange​

When Jaskier finally pulls into his spot in front of their apartment, he’s surprised to see that the lights are still on inside. The clock on the dash tells him that it’s a quarter past eleven. Geralt is usually in bed by now. He’d probably passed out on the couch again - he had a long shift today, too.

With a weary sigh, Jaskier trudges from his car to the front door. He wants nothing more than to collapse in his bed, preferably with Geralt tucked against his chest, and sleep for at least twelve hours. As he climbs the porch steps, he imagines Geralt’s sleepy smile when he realizes that Jaskier is home, the warm hug and the sweet, soft kiss he’ll get before he’s even taken his shoes off. The thought quickens Jaskier’s pulse, and his heart beats rapidly against his sternum.

He still can’t believe it: Two months ago, kissing Geralt had been nothing but a self-indulgent daydream. Now it’s become reflexive, almost instinctive, as if Jaskier has always been able to kiss his best friend.

Jaskier unlocks the front door and steps into the apartment. He’s surprised to see Geralt waiting in the entryway. Jaskier immediately holds a hand up and says, “Wait a second, sweetheart. At least let me take off my coat.” He purposely takes his time, hanging up his coat properly and arranging his boots neatly on the shoe mat. He wants to see how long Geralt lasts. Finally, he turns and opens his arms. “Okay, c’mere.”

Two hundred pounds of boyfriend barrel into Jaskier. He gives a wheezy laugh and murmurs, “Hi.”

“Missed you,” Geralt says, pressing himself impossibly closer.

“Missed you, too.” Jaskier leans into him and kisses his temple. He feels his body relax as he breathes in Geralt’s scent, a dusty vanilla sweetness that always lingers for a few hours after his shifts at the campus library. But there’s another smell, too. “Did you burn something?”

Geralt pulls away, and his blush confirms Jaskier’s suspicions. “Maybe,” he says. “But I wasn’t trying to. You know I’m shit at baking.”

“What did you bake?” Jaskier asks.

Geralt’s face lights up. “Come see. I have a whole night planned.”

Jaskier pointedly raises an eyebrow.  “Ex-cuse me,” he says. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”

Geralt bumps the heel of his hand against his forehead. “My sincerest apologies.” He leans in and kisses Jaskier sweetly, and Jaskier can feel Geralt’s playful grin against his mouth. “Better?”

“It’ll do,” Jaskier sniffs.

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[haykebyr]

please accept this very outdated meme

[cultofthewyrm]

JAKIER - THE EDGE OF THE WORLD by Zu Yuan Cesar