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charl0ttan

dog i gotta move like yesterday

lukewarmtomatosoup

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

encryptidarchivist

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

lukewarmtomatosoup

oh wow… how serene…

lokaror

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

lokaror

Cops are here.

lokaror

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

wizardelf

you ever see something so sweet your heart melts

mousathe14

Mr. Goon runs company that provides henchmen to villains (or anyone that needs a lot of labor but we all know who this place actually caters to).

The organization is only about 5 or 6 people. Not just upper management, but in total.

They are made up entirely of people who have various forms of self-duplication powers.

One employee can be worth tens to potential hundreds of costumed ne’er-do-wells without having to source your thugs locally and having to individually convince them your jack-in-the-box themed crime spree is a totally a feasible idea.

Just contact Mr. Goon and he can have the Hench siblings out in a jiffy if you need sheer numbers but don’t mind that they can be poofed in, like, 3 or 4 hits. And heaven help you if the originals get taken out.

If you don’t mind sacrificing the size of your goons for numbers then Mr. Minion is your man. He clones by division so you’re getting less for more, but sometimes the job requires someones smaller.

If you require some more technical work and don’t mind some volatility then Dr. Lackey maybe what you’re looking for. What do I mean by volatility? It’s nothing major, her clones are actually her splitting herself by emotional state, but I can assure you each one of them is still a consummate professional.

Ms. Thug is great for oblique jobs with weird angles. She can get a clone from any reflection of herself. Yes they do shatter into glass if they take enough damage but when you have minions literally crawling out your windows you can’t say no to a deal like that.

As for Mr. Goon himself? The face of a “legitimate” company can’t be seen doing grunt work when he has to convince lawyers that the originals are not necessarily liable for the actions of clones.

But sometimes for special jobs Mr. Goon get his hands dirty.

mousathe14

The thing is that originally this wasn’t supposed to have a punchline this was just me putting out an idea I’ve had for years.

However, recent drift in slang has uh… changed things.

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

sanjipussyindulgence

averyterrible

#this argument happened less than 24h ago#shes married to a football man and released music abt how much she loves hetero sex with him

to be fair, if i were going to run a massive long con about my sexuality, i'd do that too.

julia-miraclerat

Danganronpa is a cautionary tale about what happens when a highly capable woman is understimulated

zulashur

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sam Handwich.

sufficientlylargen

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

zooperdoopers

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

sufficientlylargen

Oh, wary dell vone

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

teratocrat

griffingirl has landed in the town square and is demanding barrels of wine, beer and kumis and roast pigs and calves in tribute lest she ‘defile’ the settlement in some way. you have asked her what exactly she means by this but she just keeps repeating ‘defile’ louder and louder