blake kathryn
Jules of Nature
roma★
Andulka
The Bowery Presents
Misplaced Lens Cap
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
titsay
oozey mess
if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sweet Seals For You, Always
macklin celebrini has autism
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noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
official daine visual archive
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@spacecatte
doc 1: we need to remove his ha-
doc 2, an experienced SPW member: NO!
doc 1:
doc 2, putting his arm on doc 1′s arm: …it’s…unremovable…
doc 1, under his breath: a..re you telling me it’s?…
doc 2: fused with his hair…yes…
ARE YOU UFCKING KIDDING ME
Girlknight detective who solves mysteries like, "Who made a mess in the kitchen and didn't clean it up" (her princess), "Who sent the maid to the dungeon for no apparent crime" (her princess), and "Who drugged her food to make her easier to seduce" (her princess).
I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,
but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.
BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that
you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!
BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver
look at how cute it is!
it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.
I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.
Are you an evil princess?
evil princess
evil, not princess
not evil, princess
neither evil, nor princess
good morning princesses and associates
Love baby. Use baby as pillow
wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck
there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.
i like to order a lot of various evil import shit online and then spend the next week eating various evil import shit
currently trying
i think more things should be illegal
house music's got me solving puzzles in a castle dungeon
i thought this said horse music
horse music's got me enjoying electronica in the comfort of my own home
the demon princess (malice in her heart, no altruism) would like to curl up on your lap for a few hours
don't mean to vague but if you mysteriously order me to be at a statue at a specified time on short notice, you should not also be late to the mysterious statue meeting. we can gather at the mysterious statue at short notice at a time that's convenient for you. don't make me wait at the statue. at least answer my emails about the statue
Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity
Soviet swimmer Maria Havrish congratulates her rival Elena Kovalenko, who defeated her in the breaststroke competition at the Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR in Moscow, 1956 (photo by Lisa Larsen)
