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one thing about harry lambert is that he ALWAYS serves cunt
PILLION (2025) dir. Harry Lighton
not to sound so very condescending about this but it is so hysterical reading discourse about pillion because i truly think people have lost the ability to view fictional relationships with any nuance between the opposite poles of utterly abusive vs. hashtag couple goals, let alone a gay BDSM one; god forbid the adult erotic drama depicts a complicated and often unhealthy relationship and doesn't rubber stamp it with THIS IS GOOD or THIS IS BAD so you know The Right Way to think about the story being told sorry this isn't heated rivalry but can't we all just be adults lmfao
Think whatever you want about Pillion but getting railed by your nordic sex god dom in the middle of the English countryside on a warm spring day on your birthday must be the closest a human being can get to Heaven, I'm just saying
Alexander Skarsgård said we will not be using weird hypotheticals about his female family members in order to be prudish about Pillion, thankyouverymuch.
i promise i will shut up about pillion shortly lmfao but without spoiling things so much of this film is about the feeling of isolation, inability to communicate emotional needs, and the differences between sex and intimacy, and it does not provide you with a neat moral conclusion about how you're supposed to feel about the choices that both colin and ray make throughout all of which is to say if you can't handle a very basic level of nuance in showing a messy relationship it can be neatly summarized with the phrase: grow up
also i love how the bike provides a sort of liminal space in which colin can hold and cuddle ray even thought that would be thoroughly violating the unspoken rules of the relationship in any other context
Alexander Skarsgård and Harry Melling as Ray and Colin in Pillion (2025)
Pillion really said "this couple is dysfunctional but not because of the BDSM, look at those background couples, they're thriving, they're just kinda messed up in an interesting way that BDSM is involved in"
40 Tomarrymort Recs for 2024 — Longfic Edition (Part 3)
Part 3 of 2024 recs! See below for a round-up of some of the most engaging multi-chaptered works/longfics that I came across in this ship in 2024 🤍
As with last year, I found each of these fics, in their depiction of the ship, to be a fresh or surprising take on our familiar beloved characters of Harry and Tom|Voldemort, with an emphasis on underrated fics and/or fics that made me think about the ship in some new way. It's amazing to me that even after 20+ years of writing in this ship, there are still so many new themes and tropes and angles to explore.
Criteria for this list: multi-chaptered, Tomarrymort-centric, with at least 1 update published in 2024.
Overall, for 2024, I've split up my year-end recs into 3 parts: (1) Completed Multi-Chapter Fics, (2) One-Shots, (3) WIPs. Here’s the link back to Part 1: Completed Multi-Chapter Fics with 30 fics and Part 2: One-Shots with 30 fics. And with these 40 fics, this wraps up 100 recs for Tomarrymort for 2024!
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a cool drink of water by @zolpidem105 (E, 10k, WIP)
Harry Potter, an apprentice at Police Scotland, wakes up to find he’s not in his bed. "Awake? Excellent. We should get going," Tim?—Tom—says from the side, sounding far, far too alert for what Harry feels is catastrophically early in the morning.
A Simple Request by @shyinsunlight (E, 70k, WIP)
Harry can't sleep because of his neighbours' constant fighting, and he ends up falling asleep at work. Tom Riddle, CEO, is not particularly happy.
Accidents happen by @themothatyourdoor (T, 51k, WIP)
Harry must have been London's first accidental sugar daddy.
And the Living Will Envy the Dead by @k-s-morgan (M, 114k, WIP)
When Tom looks at Harry, he feels nothing. Until he does, and then Harry’s world starts drowning in blood.
Anytime, Anywhere, Always by @moontearpensfic (E, 30k, WIP)
Tom expects to feel victorious at his greatest enemy's confession. Instead, he develops a crush on him.
Auror Potter by @albondiguilla007 (E, 21k, WIP)
Harry Potter is done. He's been in the past for months now, working undercover. Enter Tom Riddle. Impulse control has never been a strong suit of Harry’s, and this mission is proving to be the most difficult one yet.
By Any Means by @corpium (E, 101k, WIP)
Harry Potter will do anything to protect his little brother, whether that means facing the Dursleys' wrath, dogging his brother's footsteps, or taking down the Dark Lord himself. Absolutely anything.
Crush by @chiocchi (T, 4 chapters, WIP)
Tom Riddle doesn't know what it's like to have a crush. So when his heart starts beating fast every time he sees Harry Potter, it can only mean one thing: His instincts are telling him that Harry Potter is a threat that must be eliminated.
Do It Over by @marrythemonstersao3 (T, 57k, WIP)
Harry wakes up on the morning of his eleventh birthday, ready to do things differently this time. He has no grand plans, just the instinct to be close to the man whose soul he shares.
draw me after you (let us run) by @toast-ranger-to-a-stranger (E, 287k, WIP)
“Harry Potter,” comes the soft, sibilant hiss of a voice he has heard in his dreams, in his nightmares, in his waking hours for years. “It seems I have finally caught you.”
Echoes by @dracomort (M, 4k, WIP)
Across a thousand worlds, Harry and Tom find each other.
Embryo by @cannibalinc (NR, 112k, WIP)
This is Tom’s destiny, a King among men. No—a god. He need only rise to that which is his for the taking… if only one strange boy weren’t so determined to get in his way.
Hole in the Wall by @elddrmot (E, 77k, WIP)
Voldemort survives the final battle and is imprisoned in Azkaban. After a series of unfortunate events, Harry Potter ends up in the cell next to him.
Ills of Murder by @shadow-of-the-eclipse (M, 90k, WIP)
Harry Potter is a time-travelling, furious mess, and he is going to kill the Dark Lord. Like most of his plans, things do not work out. Tom should not be so obsessed with his would-be murderer.
Liquida Tenebris (Remastered) by @dymis (E, 595k, WIP)
When Harry Potter cast his first Cruciatus Curse, he was successful. In doing so, he awoke the darkness in his head. It whispers, and it's never wrong. The darkness is hungry, and won’t be denied.
Moon Rite by @isalisewrites (E, 15k, WIP)
Voldemort learned the truth: Harry was his horcrux. With a sudden offer of a ceasefire, the decades long war could be over - lives saved and protected - if Harry swore to one agreement: a magically binding marriage contract with Voldemort himself.
No Glory by @obsidianpen (E, 313k, WIP)
The Dark Lord divines what Harry Potter is in the Forbidden Forest, and revelations lead to incomprehensible consequences. Lord Voldemort has won... and the dystopia is damning.
Of Kings, of Pawns, and of Men by @ambivalens999 (E, 166k, WIP)
When Harry succumbs to dementors in Little Whinging, the last thing he expects is to wake and find Tom Riddle’s face staring back at him in the mirror. It only goes downhill from there.
of various storms and saints by MaidenMotherCrone (E, 36k, WIP)
“I am the last Lector. I am my people’s very last hope,” Harry bites out through the teeth of his fury. He is done throwing curses and spells. He is reduced to this, divine rage. And then, Voldemort is there, looming and dark and great and terrible. “And I will stamp it out.”
One Year In Every Ten by @saintsenara (E, 207k, WIP)
A decade after the final battle, just when the wizarding world thinks itself safe, a serial killer emerges, leaving a trail of dead women in his wake. Each of the bodies bears a gruesome message for the Aurors. A message which claims the Dark Lord has risen again.
Reckless Cartography by @meles-merrivale (M, 39k, WIP)
Featuring Harry and Tom attending Hogwarts together and slowly ruining each other’s lives.
Revolution of Configured Stars by @tollingreminiscentbells (E, 162k, WIP)
In another world, Harry Potter was spared. Raised in Lord Voldemort's Britain, he enters his seventh year wanting to keep his head down. But after a chance encounter with ‘Marvolo Gaunt’, it looks like it may not be so simple.
Saint Harry by @alenablack @chaos-bear (E, 70k, WIP)
The moment Harry is struck by the killing curse, it’s not death that awaits him, but ascension. A story of faith, obsession, and the burden of divinity.
Seaforth by @kippipies (M, 10k, WIP)
For as long as he can remember, Harry's had a normal life, looking after a precocious child named Tom on an isolated island. But everything in his normal life is shattered when he finds out a terrible truth: that a powerful leader called Voldemort is after him.
Seeing Sand by @valkyrie-chemist (T, 95k, WIP)
Anticipation bubbled in Tom’s stomach as he imagined fear and shock Harry’s green eyes. Eyes that snapped open the instant Tom's hand touched the frame of the hospital bed. Eyes that burned gold.
some like it hot by @duplicitywrites (E, 12k, WIP)
When Tom Riddle applies for an internship at the Ministry of Magic, he is assigned to the Department of Magical Fire Control and Containment, a department that boasts a very impressive headcount of one: Harry Potter.
Strings of Fate by @solelyseeking (E, 58k, WIP)
“When I touch you,” Tom says, bitterness clinging to every syllable, “I feel whole.” Harry might just be the first interesting thing that Tom has ever encountered.
Stygian by @crowcrowcrowthing (E, 71k, WIP)
There's a book in Voldemort's private library that can explain this kind of magic. The cover is black and shiny and looks like it's breathing. Harry really wants to take a look at chapter three, no matter what it takes.
Tender Reigns Our Night by noumena (M, 103k, WIP)
Sent on a Ministry mission to fight for magic's survival, Harry goes back in time with two simple objectives: find and destroy any existing Horcruxes, and stop Tom Riddle ever evolving into Voldemort. Harry thus finds himself working alongside Riddle at Borgin and Burke's.
The Longing by @aglassroseneverfades (M, 41k, WIP)
What is possibly most damning of all is that Harry is not thinking of his parents right now as he trudges alongside his companions up to Voldemort’s eerie castle. He is thinking instead, as he often does, of a name that burns too brightly on his wrist in the pre-dawn light.
The Runemaster by @kazisstillawake (E, 43k, WIP)
Harry trips on a rock and leaps through time. 1940s Hogwarts is very different from the home he is familiar with. To make matters worse, he is dumped into Slytherin – Riddle’s territory. But it’s hard to be invisible when you’re a novelty, a new student that knows too much for your own good.
the stars, my destination by @milkandmoon-ao3 (E, 47k, WIP)
Harry is sent through time to the relative safety of 1963 and adopted into the Potter family. Now he’s entering his sixth year at Hogwarts in 1976, with a war brewing just outside the school walls. The last thing he needs is to catch the attention of the rising Dark Lord.
The Unintentional Consequences of Prison Reform by @badluck (E, 28k, WIP)
Harry Potter, newly licensed Mind Healer, puts personal history aside to take on his hardest job yet. “Talk to me, please. Give me a chance to make you better.” Lord Voldemort looks downright murderous.
The Word of Your Body by @ictyn (E, 7k, WIP)
“Have you heard from him?” Albus asks. He only means one person when he asks Harry this question. He’s asked it five times in twenty years, and the answer is always the same. The only thing he knows about Tom is that he’s not dead. Harry would know if that happened. He’d feel it beating inside his heart, inside of his very soul.
Timeless by @perhaps-sunlight (E, 3k, WIP)
In which Master of Death Harry Potter time travels to the 1940s, only fixing Tom Riddle isn’t quite what he had in mind.
To the Hilt by @izharmilgram (E, 28k, WIP)
Voldemort had trusted him with the task of bringing Prince Gryffindor under his control, thus securing the future of Gryffindor within their hands. Tom would do so easily—the prince was a mere omega, docile and sweet, easily swayed—and then Gryffindor Kingdom would be folded into the Slytherin Dynasty. He would prove himself undoubtedly useful, and Voldemort would finally let him rule at his side.
Venom or Valor by @lightningant (M, 52k, WIP)
20 years old and unemployed, Harry decides to use a time turner to travel to 1946. But what he finds isn’t the proud, charismatic Dark-Lord-To-Be, but a neurotic 19-year-old Tom Riddle living quietly in the tiny flat that his retail job barely pays for, isolated and addled by chronic illness.
we made universes out of bitten lips and broken hands by @boyneptunee (M, 68k, WIP)
Seer Harry who tries to write his own future, fuck prophesies and mastermind darklords and evil teachers. He will live his life, and he will enjoy it, dammit. Oh, and there's also Tom Riddle.
What In Me Is Dark, Illumine by @telelli-writes (M, 80k, WIP)
There was a new transfer student, Tom observed at the Start-of-Term Feast as he idly twisted the Gaunt ring around his finger. Featuring a schoolboy on the precipice of becoming a monster, a powerful and mysterious newcomer to Hogwarts, and an initial spark of interest that becomes an obsession.
With a resolute heart by Act_Naturally (M, 243k, WIP)
Triwizard Tournament, but Hunger Games: Tom Riddle needs to win to fulfill his plans. Cedric Diggory wants to make his family proud. Hermione wants her friends to survive. Harry wants a lot of things, including Tom Riddle.
you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by @amuria (M, 64k, WIP)
When Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.
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Any good fic recs where Harry any Tom absolutely match eachothers freak. Unhinged Harry is the best
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Girl dad Steve at this point is more canon to me than anything else we got in that finale.
I mean, I guess he'd be a great dad regardless if it was a boy or a girl, but when I look at Steve all I see is that kind of father that just spoils their princess rotten.
She wants to host a tea party? He'd be the first one to sit down at her small table and let her put a tiara on his head.
She wants to play super hero and have an Avengers themed birthday party? Steve's right there making it happen and looking for the Iron Man costume she asked for.
She wants to join ballet? Done. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu? Sure!
Bonus points if Eddie is right there with him, holding his hand when Steve's emotions get the best of him and stepping in when Steve goes a little overboard with the spoiling.
steve wearing eddie's green vest, his spear and shield vs patroclus wearing achilles' armour and weapons into battle can anyone hear me hello
In 20 years he’s going to be to us what Tom Cruise was to our mothers
YEARS WITHOUT THEM AND HERE WE ARE. LOOK AT THESE TWO. THEY ARE SOULMATES