Lost In The Maze

Im Max. Im good at hamburgers and burritos and i roll a mean joint.

[foodisscrummy]

[toastbutteregg]

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[great-tweets]

[source]

[catwithbenefits]

[pavlovpuppy]

MY SUMMER PLANS

[wonchie]

Mid fall/winter plans!!

[illinicoise]

AS4 plans

[yekkes]

The customer is never right

[taggediconic]

normalize the customer never being right

[yekkes]

[qvotable]

“I knew I did from the first moment we met. It was… not love at first sight exactly, but- familiarity. Like: oh, hello, it’s you. It’s going to be you.”

— Mhairi McFarlane // You Had Me At Hello

[michellepsychologist]

😻amazing, pt.1

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

Always need good news stories

[growing-up-gay]

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

[quotemadness]

“Someday you will look back and know exactly why it had to happen.”

— Unknown

[on-some-other-shit-oc]

Or

Not Happen, It doesn’t have to Happen at all.

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[spacedmar]

A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by

[neverthere12345]

[colormipretty]

Stop littering!!

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

I’m still not over this, THIS is what big dick energy means

[darktownboykisser]

sensible part of brain: you made enough pasta that you could take it for lunch tomorrow. put it in a container.

overwhelming majority of brain: shovel the pasta into your face. do it. put it in your face. the future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[formerlystarsongs-deactivated20]

The future is meaningless but the pasta is now.

[buzzfeedtasty]

[youthetrevival]

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Bitch I’m wet

[ryandevon]

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

[paprika]

[smashing-yng-man]

[hoodcracka]

summer vibes