Here Were Dragons

hello, im shrike! welcome to my hyperfixation hell. the autism is taking over

[stoneshrike]

you can call me shrike, and i go by any pronouns

i jump between hyperfixations fairly frequently, so don't expect too much consistency from me. don't be afraid to tell me if i do anything wrong with tagging!

and, in case you couldn't guess, i fucking love birds. send me pictures of birds and i'll love you forever

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

[fruitorchardsystem]

This is intended for systems and plural people but idc who votes anyways

Do you have an alter that is a

Knight

Rabbit

We have both

Remaining time: 9 hours 43 minutes

Whoever wins ummmm I’ll draw everyone in system as it okay okay.ok fight to the death and kill each other now

YOU GUYS CAN ONLY SEND OUT ONE PER TEAM!!! Only one rabbit/knight alters can go fight the rest need to watch

[fruitorchardsystem]

If you guys want to share your rabbit/knight alters you can reblog them here btw! I’ll still see them ᵔᴗᵔ we’ve gotten so many asks sharing rabbit and knight alters I don’t think we’ll get to them all but I’ll answer the remaining ones

[lesbianswift]

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[lumi-lex]

prev is ____ coded

deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 31

[nuclear-smash]

I think this might be my new magnum opus

[viridiancolors]

[stoneshrike]

OH MY GOD

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[ralfmaximus]

Disclosure Day (2026)

[musical-machinery]

oh ok. two of them.

[stoneshrike]

[kira-serialfaggot]

*being dragged out of the star wars™ "cruise" after getting shit faced on star wars™ themed cocktails and getting into a fist fight with Chewbaca in front of the children* THEY ARE TRYING TO THROW ME OUT THE AIRLOCK AND KILL ME! THEY ARE EXECUTING ME! AMONG US AMONG US!!

[keioxic]

and i been siiiiipping it

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[abandoned-quiche]

imagine being flowery at the end and your college roommate or whatever he is to you says "hey its okay flowery. i may have just been pretending to like you but it's ok because your attempts to be my friend made me realize how my ex wife who i've been stalking must feel when i stalk her!"

[strangerconnection]

you know, i don't remember

[aptronyms]

which of these two deltarune characters is it more normal to want to fuck

spamton g spamton

small “battat” mike

Voting ended onJul 12

I am NOT asking which one YOU would fuck. this is about which one it's more NORMAL to want to fuck

[mr-deep-downer]

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence