[jehovahhthickness]

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

[rodrickheffeley]

Timothee Chalamet looks like he's 13 years old and has tuberculosis. My brother has a French friend who looks just like him. He only ate sour dinosaur candy every day until his doctor told him he was going to die from malnutrition if he continued. He has had more girlfriends than any guy I have known though, so I guess some women are into that look.

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[rodrickheffeley]

this ask lives in my mind rentfree

[cursedcatimages]

[wongfuavatar]

I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

[pokemondiamondversion]

giovanni wrote this

[acnhcustomdesigns]

carhartt beanie designed by dondle of olive isle

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[morefunthanb4]

[arekuruu-ac]

For fuck’s sake, I came here to escape this.

[stoopest]

haven’t used tumblr in almost two years wow hi, I’m here for animal crossing qr codes. Do I have any mutuals still active

[kosher-bimbo-deactivated2019060]

😞😞😞

[jawzandambakhutagt]

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

[acerebral]

[dormouseking]

5 stars bc it’s clearly his first day on earth

[1000125]

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

[mindy-fit]

[blastingradio]

Now that is some vintage sports goth

[chanel-boots]

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

[raejin99]

[orchidvioletindigo]

Are you fucking kidding me

[lunaeregia]

me looking at the same post on my dash 15 times bc we all following the same group of hoes:

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[het-fekat]

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

[biglawbear]

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

[scarjodropdead-deactivated20220]

Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!

Me: thanks i made this one special just for you

[sameoldsin]

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was