Ramblings of a NorCal Nerd

[ticklefighthockey]

I gotta get back to advancing my ilya/scott agenda. ilya was also hooking up with scott once or twice a year for most of the situationship jacob just didn’t mention it because it wasn’t relevant to his journey

[animentality]

[victoire-ious]

yeah ❤️

[iwtv]

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

[trollochtomtar]

[mawofthemagnetar]

Cold take but all languages are beautiful actually. Every single one. Every single human language on earth is a collection of stories interwoven into the very fabric of the words that are spoken.

“Oh but this language sounds scary-“ have you heard a child speak it while pointing at a butterfly?

“Oh but this language sounds silly-“ have you heard someone’s grandma recite a recipe with such practiced ease it comes off as poetry?

“Oh but this language is really weird-“ and yours isn’t? Everyone’s language is weird, dumbass, it came free with your fucking humanity.

Every tongue that is spoken is a work of art. Every language a unique window into the world.

Isn’t it wonderful?

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[deceasedcardinal]

[operafish]

"this post has only 20 notes" factoid actualy just statistical error. post has 10020 notes. Reblogs Georg, who reblogged the original post and got 10000 notes on their reblog, is not an outlier adn should absolutely be fucking counted

[staff]

we fucked up

[themoonandmyman]

I actually love Shane being shit with kids. I think he’s fine with babies because they don’t talk back and ask questions he doesn’t know how to answer in a Normal Human way but the second you put a 5 year old in front of him and they say something weird he’s like ‘oh…… okay. Nice’ and god forbid the kid starts crying

[cosamaru]

This is 100% true of show!Shane (dunnoh about book!Shane still haven't read TLG). I think he'd be at least reluctant or skittish at the idea of having children for that reason as well. He doesn't dislike kids, but he just *cannot* relate to that toddler to middle school age range where they just operate on a different plane of existence as adults, not in the way we see Ilya being able to.

[graceebooks]

the raiders chanting in the locker room: For I Have Seen The Hour Of My Death And That Hour Is Not Today

[clytemnestraaa]

the very first meeting of the ancient vampire marleau back in his human days and the capricious witch jackie le fay was coincidentally a word-for-word reenactment of the potion seller video eons before it existed

[themoonandmyman]

If Shane were a DnD 5E character he would be a cleric whose god is a sentient hockey puck that moves around like a roomba.

Ilya would be a fighter proficient in animal handling that cannot help adopting every weird fucking creature they come across even when Shane makes it clear that That Thing is Dangerous

[josephinecarttanneur]

Heated Rivalry studies

[gutsybitsies]

do you think ilya gets turned on when shane fixes things around the house for him. "mr handyman, i don't have money to pay you. will you accept cock?"

[cosamaru]

Hollanov collectively reinventing every gay porn trope out of their own beautiful minds.

[mapsontheweb]

Metro areas in the USA where more than 5% of population uses public transit to get to work

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

SAD!

[moniquill]

this map could also be labeled ‘Metro areas in the USA that have functional and accessible public transit’

[cosamaru]

This is also a map of most American cities that had a population of significant size, or grew rapidly immediately prior to, the mass adoption of the automobile. New Orleans being a very notable exception...now I'm curious what happened there.

[shanerozanov]

heated rivalry + text posts // part six.