an air sign: natural born leaders. life of the party. often the brains, the communicators or the doers.
ethan is definitely a doer. from the weight loss, the marathon, the docu-series, this man is super hard working and doesn’t let life get in the way of his goals. i also do think he is a good communicator, since he’s inspired to many people whether it be fitness or mental health related because of his willingness to open up and be vulnerable infront of his audience.
gemini’s are often branded as two faced (sign of the twins) and are loud mouths and gossips, which is applicable in some places but often it just makes them very dual people and can switch personalities quickly. again, twin sign - social butterfly!!
i personally think this is very obvious from ethan and you can see it in videos that one minute he’s laughing and then he suddenly gets more irritable and closes himself off. also rather loud mouthed and doesn’t mind name dropping in confrontational situations. since its the sign of the twin, really loves spending time with his friends & family which again, blindingly obvious.
gemini is a mutable sign, which means that he craves change in his life (see: weight loss & fitness, his mental health battle) and also makes them very flexible and adaptable people.
aries moon ♈️🌙
now, aries is a fire sign and those with the moon in aries are often super independent and assertive. fire signs are passionate & impulsive, but also naturally empathetic.
ethan to me definitely gives passionate vibes. he is so happy to talk about things he enjoys and u can really see that it means a lot to him!! impulsive, im not sure. empathetic? yes. big softie. so kind and understanding.
those with moon in aries are emotionally independent, being able to regulate their own feelings and not rely on others for validation.
i don’t know if this has always been true for behz, and i know that its very unlikely for anybody to not crave some kind of validation but i do think his new found confidence has made him a lot more sure of himself. it shows in situations where it is mind over matter, since he does things for his own improvement.
aries is a cardinal sign, representing the beginning of something new. aries in moon represents how strong minded ethan is and achieved those things he sets out to.
virgo ascendant 🌅
virgo(mutable!!) is an earth sign. earth signs are somewhat complicated but generally hard working, practical and set in their ways regardless if their ways are harmful. they love to help others and are great problem solvers too.
this seems to always come back to the weight loss but it truly was such a massive event in his life which i assume impacted and changed everything. his friends spoke about his personal battles with addiction which is very representative to him being set in his ways even though it isn’t beneficial to him. ethan has also been shown to be really helpful to his friends, whether its him training with harry or freezy or standing up for those who aren’t willing to!!
virgo ascendants are also self critical and massive perfectionists, to the point where it hinders their productivity.
loses motivation when he cant put 100% in, spoke about this alot during lockdown when resources weren’t easily available.
since virgo is mutable like gemini, making them opened to change despite being stuck in their ways at times. they can utilise the positive aspects from old habits and use them to progress and work through new challenges!!
harry lewis: sagittarius sun, leo moon, aquarius ascendant
sagittarius sun ♐️☀️
a fire sign: spontaneous, impulsive, passionate, creative & very competitive.
harry is simultaneously the most chaotic yet the most awkward and soft human being i’ve ever witnessed. it is very likely that he is spontaneous, since he is so adventurous and outgoing. you see through his socials that he often goes on holiday on a whim or even just randomly smashes the fuck out of his belongings. he speaks very passionately about things he cares about, no matter if thats major like how excited he gets talking about games or minor things like him ranting about kinder eggs on sidemen reacts. i dont think you all need me to tell you how he’s competive but i’ll remind you: smashing up stuff over fifa. how he has to scream louder than literally everyone to show he can. L dancing infront of the rolls royce to then be in the bad team.
sagittarius’s are said to be optimists. they are often independent people, hilarious, honest, compassionate & a little wild. however, their weakness include the fact they can be brutal and careless.
wild is the perfect word to describe harry i mean please. look at him. an overgrown child. in no way is that a negative trait to have - it makes him super fun and inviting and he comes across trustworthy bc of his childlike tendencies. harry is also super funny and really just the centre of attention (sags are definitely one of the most attention seeking signs) ,a lot of the time because of his jokes. however, theres times where he is very careless and brutal with what he says whether it’s roasting his friends or using dark humour, the carelessness has landed him in dangerous waters numerous times.
sagittarius is the mutable fire sign - he can take the best of a bad situation (flexible) like shown in sidemen videos, particularly holiday videos or even on stream where it doesn’t particularly go to plan but is always super entertaining anyway.
leo moon ♌️🌙
the second fire sign in harry’s chart, i am not shocked! those with their moon in leo are drama queens, generous and very fun loving - they have an innate need to live their life for the pleasure aspects, rather hedonistic.
harry is possibly the most fun loving one out of the group. its been expressed so many times that he doesn’t enjoy his main channel as much, and prefers working with the sidemen and group channels because it’s more fun with six of ur best friends. he is quite a dramatic lad too, like honestly just watch him, you’ll understand.
leo moons are very sensitive & impressionable, stemming from the fact ‘The Moon in Leo is associated with children.’ they seek approval from others.
the manchild strikes again. but, i do believe harry often looks for approval even if its just from his friends. “you got to say it back, vik!” he also sometimes comes off shy and doesn’t want to admit things that others would too until his friends spur him on and he goes for it. impressionable he is 100%, very easily persuaded to do stupid things
leo is a fixed sign - which could represent consistency, although that isnt a strong point of harry’s. this could also be shown through the fact that he’s a very loyal person, often saying that he doesn’t want new friends and only likes his current ones. this also means that their emotions are often in abundance whether that be a lot of love or energy, they share it with everybody.
aquarius ascendant ♒️🌅
aquarius ascendant is quite a rare sign bc aquarius rises for a shorter period of time than others, which makes them hard to categorise compared to other signs because they are truly unique beings.
an air sign: it can be one of two ways where they’re either very hard headed, great leaders and a hard worker, or they’re extremely fun loving, sociable and friendly. air signs are notably independent too and somewhat detached.
i don’t doubt that harry is hard working but he tips the scales on being the fun, sociable kind of air sign. especially being air in ascendant, others really enjoy his presence and he’s likely life of the party!!
aquarius ascendants are unpredictable and often make moves that would shock others! also like leo moons, can be compared to children & feel different to those surrounding them.
harry is so unpredictable. i have to brace sometimes bc i have no idea what this lad is going to do or say. and i really think he stands out compared to the rest of the group which makes sense if aquarius ascendants often feel like the outsider watching in.
this is a fixed sign - fixed in ascendant can be quite closed off to radical change but do love to move & travel within their own boundaries.
an air sign: the brains, the communicators or the doers.
JJ is another doer though. that man just sets goals and smashed through them like nothing. the biggest UK youtuber (?) who pioneered his scene, the boxing which he trains so hard for and still hasn’t lost, the music which he started for fun and is now a top charting artist with insane collabs, even the fact he branched into acting is insane!! this man is so driven and successful and it is truly very gemini of him.
gemini is definitely one of my favourite signs just because of how complex they are and emotionally intelligent. the twin sign means that geminis are very adaptable and can work well with different crowds. they’re optimistic & loyal, but again can be backstabbing and superficial.
jj is a gemini through and through like i never had him down as one but it makes sense now. he works well with literally everyone, the sidemen, other youtubers, musicians, he can spread himself so thin to get along with those around him but i think is still very loyal to his friends and truly appreciates them - also he is a glass half full guy but it’s hard not to be when ur living his life... which leads me to his weaknesses. superficial. it is not necessarily a bad thing but can cloud judgement at times, he’s gotten the stereotype of being ungrateful and doesn’t care about others aslong as he gets what he wants. backstabbing,, i wouldn’t say he is a backstabber because the diss-tracks are all behind us but it was a but crazy how he came at ethan as a scapegoat 👀
now this is mutable too but i think this truly highlights how adaptable he is and how ever changing his work can be!
gemini moon ♊️🌙
i told y’all hes gemini through and through!! when your moon is an air sign, you’re more rational with your feelings and logical and overall quite emotionally mature.
now people wouldn’t have jj down as emotionally mature but if you see his handling of the drama with deji and his parents, he was always very level headed and fair while approaching the situation. i think his ability to forgive and truly move on shows this too, like his friendship with ethan, even how him and joe weller acted on that podcast is so telling of how intelligent jj really is.
gemini moons feel the need to impress people since they’re quite naturally superficial. they love learning new things and are said to be nurturing, making them the best entertainers.
so gemini moons like to flex... screams JJ. i’m not mad at it, its fun to watch what crazy thing he’s bought and makes for great content - the beerus chain, his cars, even like random pieces of jewellery that he loves to show off. he also likes to remind people alot of his connections and achievements. his personality is so entertaining to watch in general, but he was born to entertain. from the videos on his channels, to sports and music, every creative outlet he has is always exciting to see.
gemini moon is again, a mutuable sign. moon in gemini being mutable implies the need for variety & tells us that those with this sign are easily engaged & seek stimulation.
virgo ascendant ♍️🌅
rising earth signs tend to be nature and animal lovers. they also don’t bullshit and will keep it 100% real with you, and it takes a lot to anger them but when they get angry.... run .
listen the animal lover part wasn’t really an important trait just a reminder of how jj is soft as fuck with his HAMSTERS i love it. also jj is so brutally honest and blunt it’s almost funny, but imo that’s the sign of someone trustworthy bc they’re not going to let you make a fool of themselves.
virgo risings are extremely trustworthy people (^). they’re productive and work focused which can make them seem boring to new people, but win people over quickly.
jj must be a productive man because he has a lot of content going out at times! and i think that he comes across as trustworthy, the only time that i’ve seen him be truly malicious is when he’s been provoked and is angry (disstrack szn) which goes back to the fact that virgo risings can be s c a r y.
jjs chart is 2/3 fire and 3/3 mutable 😳 this is a very versatile person!! this could hint that he’s easily distracted bc he moves on to different tasks too quickly, but i can completely understand it because of how busy he is and diverse his work can be.
another earth sign... (the lack of water signs in these boys is freakish). now earth signs are fundamentally patient and practical, reliable and solid, making them great mentors!
josh is arguably the man that’s held together the sidemen for so long. i mean he plans most of the big events, and im sure he handles a lot of the BTS stuff like accounts and the likes! that’s crazy responsible. he’s been branded as daddy zerka - and because he’s the oldest but also the most secure and the boys have spoken about how he’s great at advice giving and negotiating, basically good with his words.
virgo suns are definitely one of the hardest working signs and not only that, constantly seek new outlets for their skills and abilities. despite this, they remain humble and sometimes don’t realise how successful they are. they never stop looking for ways to improve and grow.
come on, josh’s motto is literally ‘evolve or be extinct.’ he talks about how motivated he is with his work, and you can really see it - the quality of his content has always been so high and he upholds that with three group channels and his twitch which is successful too. i think josh sometimes struggles with his work ethic, he’s spoken about how anxiety plays into it and how he wishes he worked harder when in reality, virgo’s often need a break but won’t take it in fear of being lazy. evolve or be extinct, ladies!
another mutable sign, too. for his line of work i do think flexibility and adaptability is a key skill so im not shocked that a lot of content creators are mutable signs, if they were too stubborn and inflexible success could definitely hinder for them!
sagittarius moon ♐️🌙
a fire sign: fire moons are very instinctive and this can mean emotionally, they’re dramatic and overly impulsive at times. they tend to approach things with a react first, ask questions later outlook.
now, i’m not so sure how applicable this is to josh because he comes across as very level headed and rational. fire moons can also be very quick witted because of this and since he seems to be the go-to man for advice, i’m assuming he’s able to assess many a different problems as they get thrown at him for them to praise him for it. on instinct, its a very minor detail about josh but he speaks alot without thinking of what he’s saying and theres a lot of random outbursts. see: any old sidemen gta video.
sagittarius moons often have a ‘need to roam’. whether this be expansion via travelling, or just generally expanding your horizons by meeting and networking with new people, and through learning. i mentioned above that fire moons are great mentors(teachers), but on the flip side they can also be preachers and feel the need to have everybody agree with them.
josh loves to travel, he organises all of the holiday videos and even on his main channel theres been a few inter travel videos and it’s something he seems to be passionate about! and besides travel, he’s constantly working and trying to expand his skillset (evolving!!). I remember in the sidemen q&a on the second channel that they had a term called ‘joshing’ it, which is bc he comes back to subjects to prove that he was right and doesn’t like to be contradicted which is very ‘preacher’ of him.
mutable - he’s flexible, most of these signs have been mutable so im not going to bore u with the same details every time. sag mutables are most comfortable and confident when exploring new things.
scorpio ascendant ♏️🌅
a water sign!! water risings with earth suns is a very harmonious combination. the fluidity of your personality attracts companions(rising) but with your sun sign, its easily for you to tell who has your best interest at heart.
this could be very true for josh when you see how many long term friendships he has! him and tobi have been friends for 12/13 years now, since secondary school. freya and josh have been friends since secondary too, even dating during gcse times before the 10 years they’ve shared together now. even kon, his camera man, he met at university and has been friends with since.
scorpio ascendant are seen as quite mysterious and secretive. it’s one of the most draining ascendants you are likely to face a lot of obstacles in your path - but the lessons they learn from this makes them wise and inspiring. scorpio rising people can be quiet or loud, but they always seem powerful and determined.
scorpio ascendants do have a lot of negative traits which is usually a battle they have with themselves, and josh only opens up so much about his personal life which is completely valid but what i have observed through years of watching him is that he is wise beyond his years, and has probably faced a lot of personal battles which have taught him so much stuff. he has a very powerful presence in my opinion, especially recently bc hes become more confident - he doesn’t hold back his opinions and is willing to disagree with people.
scorpio ascendant is a fixed sign - fixed ppl tend to be stubborn, but also the ‘doers’ and work really hard to make sure everything is done.
simon minter: virgo sun, capricorn moon, scorpio ascendant
virgo sun ♍️☀️
another virgo, another earth sign! earth suns are grounded, pragmatic and stable folks. on the flipside, unbelievably stubborn.
these all seem like vague qualities and they may be, but simon gives off BIG earth sign energy. he has what? almost 10 mil subs, arguably one of the most famous in the sidemen & is breadedddd up but this man is so humble, doesn’t give me any superficial vibes because he’s sensible with his earnings and is often critical of those who consume irresponsibly. he is infamously stubborn, too. talia’s said it, josh, jj, most of the sidemen probably - and probably bc earth signs and especially virgos are secure in themselves and their own decisions.
virgo’s are kind and patient. they can also be very intelligent but sometimes this can lead them into being judgemental and self-critical. with every positive trait a virgo have, comes a negative that can shine through as times. being kind and patient - they can become martyrs too.
simon isn’t super emotionally expressive but it’s very telling that he’s a kind soul through his charity work and it’s something that i admire greatly about him. i don’t think that he’s necessarily a judgemental or mean person but i do think he can be hard on himself, especially when others chime in on it - this showed when fans were being cruel via social media and he had to remove himself from that environment and felt a need to apologise/address it. on the negative traits, I wouldn’t brand simon a martyr but i have seen that he gets irritated when people dont show gratitude/are grateful for him, mainly shown through his interactions with jj lmao.
mutable, but I actually think that simon is a lot more stubborn than he is flexible and that could be bc he has a mixture of mutable, fixed and cardinal signs in his chart.
capricorn moon ♑️🌙
earth sign! earth moons tend to have good control over their emotions and keep their feelings to themselves. they’re also usually logical and accountable and put responsibility before other things.
simon doesn’t share too much about his private life + emotions which is completely fine im not bashing that, but it checks out. i think simon is a very accountable person, especially when he holds himself accountable when fans think he’s been a little mean or something in a video (which is bullshit, btw, but telling that he does it anyway). and even though hes a fun loving character, comes across as one of the most responsible in the group.
those with their moon in capricorn are innately serious and responsible, but are also fun and usually heavily sarcastic in their humour. interestingly, they value tradition and family and are extremely loyal and generous with those they care about.
again, simon strikes me as someone who is responsible, him and josh being the peace keepers somewhat but his humour is very sarcasm based and serious, almost satirical at times. family man too!! i know he keeps his family life hidden, only one of his brother has appeared on his channel but he speaks to highly of them, and speaks highly of talias parents and jjs too which is a respectful sign and shows he values that aspect of life. also definitely a generous lad, m7e for example, but the first example i thought of was when he bought lots of gifts for tobi after the 100k video 🥺💖
this is a cardinal sign - extremely practical and resourceful people!
scorpio ascendant ♏️🌅
i forgot how similar josh & simon would be since they’re birthdays are very close to eachother... anyways
water sign, scorpio ascendants are very strong people and quite intense. scorpio risings are very successful in life and achieving their goals through determination.
its hard to analyse scorpio risings or scorpios in general bc it seems like negative traits outweigh the good ones however... simon gives me scorpio energy. idk if I’d describe him as intense but he defo seems intimidating and idk if he’d be easily approachable.
scorpio is a fixed sign - which really resonates with simon because it screams stubborn.
tobi brown: aries sun, scorpio moon, cancer ascendant
aries sun ♈️☀️
ok on first look at this, tobi really doesn’t give me any aries or scorpio energy because that is a crazy mix of pure chaos and that man is really... not like that.
okay so - he’s a fire sun which indicates that he’s very passionate and direct, but aries traits are also: courageous, inspiring, bold & devoted.
okay so tobi was always going to be hard bc he is SO private (again, thats fine im not criticising him.) but generally speaking he has the main traits of an aries although he doesn’t showcase much. 1st, inspiring - he’s quite inspirational in general, his skinny boy adventures and the sunday league stuff he’s done would have been so influential to his audience which is predominantly younger boys. now, i want to talk about his blm stream: it was so inspiring and courageous for him to come and open up like that, to share his own horrible experiences for a cause which he believes in (devoted) and really use his platform for the greater good rather than shying away (bold)
aries is a cardinal sign, cardinal signs are usually the initiators of the signs - which i can see, illvzn is such a strong idea and has been executed perfectly by tobi and he also branched into music with his brother ??? maybe he isn’t chaotic but definitely has the strong qualities of an aries.
scorpio moon ♏️🌙
scorpio moons are very intense people. water signs are emotionally intense regardless, but a scorpio moon is like...... intense. like other water signs, they tend to be very intuitive. they’re also all or nothing & one of the most loyal signs.
loyalty is possibly one of my favourite trait of tobis & as someone who admires scorpios a lot(hehe water signs>), i can see why tobi has two water signs! even when his friendship group seemed to split during the disstrack season, tobi was impartial completely and didn’t get involved, not breaking his loyalty to JJ or to harry & ethan.
scorpio moons are also said to be very egotistical, but i think tobi is actually the opposite and comes across as very humble but they’re egotistical in the sense they get defensive and protective... and i do believe tobi would have no qualms protecting his friends or family if it was serious enough.
cancer ascendant ♏️🌅
double water sign!! cancer ascendants are sensitive and kind, but wary of people at first and it takes a lot for a cancer rising to let their guard down.
I think this describes tobi pretty well. he is so kind and lovely but, is very secretive and i’d assume that would extend to his life in general, it seemingly would take a lot for him to trust somebody and fully open up as someone who values privacy so highly.
cancers are complete home bodies and thrive in their own environments. it gives them the chance to switch off and recharge if they feel they need it. company cancer risings keep is usually refined and made up of people you truly trust.
he’s quite famous for ghosting and going MIA, and this could maybe be an explanation? as a fellow water sign, im sociable but its also tiring for us and we need somewhere to chill out and be alone for a while too.
cancer risings are also very business minded, and are successful entrepreneurs because they have heightened tastes and can cater to a wide variety of audiences.
illvzn. illvzn. illvzn. tobi’s clothing range is a great example of this, he works really hard to make high quality and unique clothing, all super close to his own personal style and it’s been nothing but successful for him !
cancer is the cardinal water sign, which tells us that they are the frontrunners and dont follow trends, instead they create them.
vikram barn: leo sun, libra moon, libra ascendant
leo sun ♌️☀️
a fire sign: leo suns are renowned for their creativity, love, warmth and their honourability. since its a fire sign, they are natural born leaders. they’re super fun people and romantics, too.
honourable is the word to describe vik. i really have a lot to say about this man but he is so honourable. he’s so humble and like just fucking respectful and lovely when so many people who have his platform wouldnt bother with it. he is a creative, truly one of the most influential gamers i’ve ever seen and is literally leading his scene in CoD. when he went on the fellas, they spoke about how vik was one of the biggest party animals in the sidemen and how he can handle it more than anyone would expect which shocked me but it was written in the stars!
leos should be outgoing and popular bc they are fire signs but often they struggle with insecurity, questioning their own value and it takes them a while to learn to be confident.
🥺🥺 this really makes me happy. back in 2015ish compared to now, you can really see how much vik has grown and come out of his shell, really taking everything in his stride and is a more confident and successful man for it. i am so proud of this king.
leo is the fixed fire sign - they enjoy stability in life and work hard to ensure this.
libra moon ♎️🌙
an air sign. those with air moons, crave peace and harmony in life. they’re peaceful people and diplomatic, leading them to be unbiased and someone who is easy to get along with.
vik is rather peaceful, despite having a chaotic streak especially when he rages but otherwise, is often a mediator in situations when he’s surrounded by less peaceful people and uses his intelligence to resolve problems. the rest of the sidemen have poked fun at his knack for networking but this shows that he is hard working. he’s obviously breaded up but has been smart with his money, investing and investing specifically in property is very telling that he strives towards a peaceful life since he plays it safe where others would be reckless.
libra moons are also naturally talented, likely to be charming, intelligent and witty.
vik is so charming. he is such a gentleman and as much as he gets rinsed for being soft for his gf, it is so sweet and obviously makes them very happy. intelligence is what i admire most about vik, he has big brains - he done like crazy hard a levels and passed them all, he’s insane with science and technical knowledge. he was literally on a knowledge based game show to help ppl answer questions!!! also his piano playing is very underrated and we should appreciate it more.
libra is a cardinal sign - highlighting the need to act. vik has been consistent on multiple channels for years now, on top of streaming and other commitments!!
libra ascendant ♎️ 🌅
double libra!! those with libra risings are justice obsessed, concerned with fairness and equality.
vik gives off true neutral energy which, plays to his advantage when he’s constantly surrounded by 6 other men, who all have rather dominant personalities with one or two exceptions. the libra is the sign scale, seeking balance and steadiness in life and those with libra ascendants can help to balance situations with their diplomatic tendencies.
a downfall of libras is that often they can’t accept responsibility in order to keep up their “nice” image. other peoples opinions matter to them and thats why they try to stay neutral to be accepted by all.
vik is definitely someone who would avoid conflict to preserve peace and sometimes can be a pushover since he doesn’t want to disrupt the environment around him, although he doesn’t seem to be like this much anymore, hes grown and isn’t as shy anymore.
libra’s are one of my favourites because of how much they value equality, and because they’re usually super friendly and charming and easy to get along with !!
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wordcount: 5k+. i’d like to say that by no means am i an astrologist, i just have an interest in it and researched a lot of this as i wrote it 🥰
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