Breadshot's Toast Poasts

Addie, She/It, 18+, Sapphic TMA, White || Gaymer, Voice Actress, Comics Nerd, Transfeminist || DNI: T(W)ERFs, SWERFs, Zionists, Transandrodorks/TMRAs, South Park fans, kink-shamers, dubious rabble-rousing no-good troublemakers, and geese (the birds) (i am afraid of them) (they scare me)

[gumi-megpoidd]

[breadshot]

this bitch is heinous. the way she suckinge on my peinous

[tealfruitarts]

babble's mocharia

[1birocketship]

beh @snapscube

[shegayonmygirl]

the beauty of being a transgender woman on this website while mentally unwell is that when you lose followers you can choose to obsess over one of many things:

Did they term a mutual? is said mutual alright? she relied on crowdfunding to survive as a disabled trans woman. fuck you forgot to ask for contact info offsite.

OR

Did I post something bad? do they have enough of a grievance against me to pedojacket me about it?

OR

Did my mutual block me because there's a callout post about me going around I don't know about?

[oidial]

bappy saturday!

some variety of babby saturday....

WOW she grow up so fast... im scared... how did she do that....

[intangiblematter]

Help the estrogen is working and I’m slowly forgetting everything other than mcdonald’s, charge my phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

[aprilthe0th]

Why is the sickness called "a cold" when it makes your body hotter, and you of out hot eat the food?

[aprilthe0th]

When I was in kindergarten, I was already a problem child. So my desk was moved to be next to the teacher, facing the other students

Now and then, while talking, she would come over and stand next to me. And absentmindedly play with my short blonde hair.

I don't remember her name or her face. But that was the most wonderful feeling. I always wished she would do it the whole class.

I was only there next to her because i was a Problem. In the first of 13 years of being a Problem. And in addition to feeling blissful on my scalp, maybe that simple touch felt like a little bit of forgiveness.

I was there because i was different. But she was affectionate and gentle with me anyway.

[aprilthe0th]

So I was getting slowly disemboweled by a killer with an axe. And I was pretty upset about it. Trying to push him off and everything.

But then he gently reminded me that the DOW is over 50,000

[aprilthe0th]

In the OR waiting room. The TV is saying the US government has declared 14 middle eastern countries unsafe for tourists.

I look up, interested in news on the war.

And the headline at the bottom of the screen says

[ID: Picture of a TV showing TMZ Live. Bottom of screen says 'REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DUBAI' STAR TRYING TO FLEE AMID STRIKES]

[aprilthe0th]

Are you taking the berrypill, or eating a pillberry?

[aprilthe0th]

Pussy people will just be like "Can't fuck this week. There's bread living in there."

[aprilthe0th]

Me: I'm April. I like to spread misinformation.

My gf: Hi, I'm Jane Information. I'm unmarried.

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[despazito]

part two: colour is junkfood

[aprilthe0th]

Just do we're all clear, when they say "[the] idea of a lack of standards" they mean "you being allowed to create or consume art we don't like".

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[despazito]

part two: colour is junkfood

[aprilthe0th]

Putting color in your art is cheating.

[aprilthe0th]

I would get put on a leash by a dominant older woman to protect my family.

[breadshot]

I would eat a yummy sandwich to protect my family (<- wants to eat yummy sandwich)