Sickest Ambitions

Lauren Storey, 21, Psychology and Criminology at Lincoln Uni.

[pennylessproud]

“Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-”

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

[tastefullyoffensive]

College is easy. [via]

[worldofthecutestcuties]

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

[pumpkinappearifier]

[hotdadcalendar-blog]

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

[weetbixgod]

Babies have no concept of object permanence

[usefulnewt]

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

[florizer-deactivated20240414]

that moment when everyone in your class finished the test and you’re the only one doing it

[awwww-cute]

My boys 5th birthday today. He had his buddy over for some cake

[themiddlescreencaps]

[storeybook]

How I spend my days off :')

[daylightt-deactivated20240214]

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

[cartel]

walking into the wrong class

[jathis]

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

[gaazhagensag241314-deactivated2]

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

[earlygr4ves]

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

[forrestpicketttaylori]

jesus christ

[aboywhonamepoop-blog]

they’re calling to mother for food

[subjectnumber32-deactivated2020]

F  E  E  D

[biodegrade]

when the back of my neck gets tickled

[sossidge]

me 11:59 September 30th

me 12:00 October 1st

[filthyfuckinvampire]

it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

[secretsbest]

yup

[bbcone]