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dankmemeuniversity

spoonie-central

[ID: a web MD search that says "shitty body hurts all the time"]

thesassybunnies

How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

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https-graces

Japanese legend: you have the face of who you loved most in a past life

loveable-korrasami

THE NEXT AVATAR ABOUT TO LOOK FINE AFFFFFF

cupofsorrows

Oh, so YOU guys can just see a face and be like “I like that face, I’m gonna make it my face” and everyone’s just COOL with that. But when I, Koh the Face Stealer,

everythingfox

“A rambunctious wombat named Timothy at a local animal sanctuary.”

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smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021

LOL.lil rowdy bitch!! go off, tbis is your day

normal-horoscopes

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Engage in some “you time“ by driving a bulldozer through a farmhouse with your nips out.

Taurus: Be careful! When you open your fridge to get breakfast this morning you will find that all of your food has been replaced with cubes.

Gemini: Your recent streak of luck will continue when you find the 200$ the surgeon stashed in your gallbladder.

Cancer: Your treehouse is immaculate in its splendor. Ascend the ladder and take the throne dear king.

Leo: Some mild embarrassment is in your future as you walk in on a coworker charging up their beam attack.

Virgo: One Tunneled Under The Cuckoos Nest.

Libra: The stars tell of companionship and new experiences! Get ready to meet your new friend: The Disembodied Head of Film Noir Legend Humphrey Bogart.

Scorpio: Remember! When the going gets tough, you’ll always have your Nintendo power gauntlet.

Ophiuchus: You’ll run into some trouble today when merpeople keep emerging from sewer grates to throw tridents at your head.

Sagittarius: Freddy versus Jason versus Regina George.

Capricorn: Increase your personal power over your life by generating steam to turn a dynamo thus generating mechanical energy.

Aquarius: You didn’t help the Lego rock raiders acquire the power crystals, now look at whats happened.

Pisces: Get ready for a challenge to your ideas about morality. Be prepared to learn just how evil plants can be.

devouringyourson

Will Graham's batshit leaps in deduction are so much more valid and interesting than BBC Sherlock's so called reasoning. Sherlock would go on some pouty big brain tirade about how the killer is clearly the cousin based off the imprint of the dust layer and the way he turns on lamps meaning he has a meth habit and a need to kill or smth whilst our boy Will Graham just stares off into space, starts vibrating and perspiring like a wet excitable dog and then simply announces terrifying shit like "had to cut you open to get a decent sound out of you... anyway the killer is a violin stringer"

trr3rr

Will Graham t poses and clips through the sky box to see muder clues like a boundary break youtuber and Hannibal is the only one who can see it.

fencehopping

Beautifully cut Amethyst stones.

libraford

@hockpock

finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

chewedcorn

My friend sent this to her Professor today

mjalti

laissezferre

catherine tate and david tennant performing genders (plural) in much ado about nothing (2011)

sour-peach-cider

ugh I can’t find the post but I remember reading someone’s incredibly hot take that Beatrice & Benedict in Much Ado should basically always be read as same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are Surprised and Confused when they end up falling for a person of the opposite sex. I don’t know who that person was but they were RIGHT

screenshotsofdespair

miiriya

shareddreamingexperiment

yea bud! i was on the grind nonstop for a few months until my body said haha watch THIS! and took me out of work for 3 weeks

decadent-hag

Love when industries complain that they can’t find skilled workers. Like obviously you can’t bc no one is willing to train anyone anymore. They all want experience. Where are workers supposed to get it?

beggars-opera

theocseason4

solitarelee

[Transcript: a young woman with long blonde hair is speaking directly into the camera.

“I’m gonna tell you guys something that honestly changed my life for good. So if you’re in college, and live in a dorm or an apartment, there’s a good change that a lot of people living in your dorm or apartment have an Alexa. And if you go into the hallway and yell loud enough... I’ll just show you the rest.”

The girl is now standing in a dorm hallway. She yells at the top of her lungs:

“Alexa! Play Fireflies!”

There is a moment of quiet where several Alexas responding can be faintly heard. After a few seconds, Fireflies by Owl City begins to play loudly, followed a few seconds later by another starting up, then another, then another as the woman begins to walk down the hall, smiling and laughing, to a growing cacophony of Fireflies by Owl City.

End transcript.]