Cards Against Hiddleston.

Collector of rare wallets. Nerd. Jitterbug. Lover of long hair. Heavy metal enthusiast. Pants love advocate. Bounty hunter and sandwich maker. Creator of Cards Against Hiddleston.

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Well, here we are again.

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Loki Shake The Ground

Loki Thor/The Avengers fan made music video.

Watch the video. Don’t ask questions. Thank me later. 

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I guess I'll have to update this again once Ragnarok comes out.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aHlLJoEomH0

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That was the intention......

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When you see Tom Hiddleston through a window.

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Well. Isn't this ironic?

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Just saw the first trailer for the new Tarzan movie. This was the first thing that came to mind when I saw Samuel L. Jackson. Can you just imagine Thor meeting Tarzan for the first time?

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Trying to get popsiclepoetry out of her Bah Humbug mood. 

I think this might start to bring her around. 

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It's that time of year again.

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Just got home from seeing Crimson Peak. When I think of how I want to describe it the only word that comes to mind is beautiful. Now if you'll excuse me I will be face down on my bed because I don't know what my feels are doing.

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Someone finally said it.

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In the spirit of going to see Crimson Peak tonight..........

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Guys. I found Waldo. He's been hiding in plain sight next to Tom this whole time. Luke is Waldo IRL.

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Oh, nice, Thomas.  Very nice.  Your answer indicates a callous and disturbing objectification of the female body.  Guys can’t go pole dancing?  It’s only for women?  

That’s it.  I’m deleting my blog.  It’s over.  The fatal flaw has been found. Buhbye, you Stupid Angel Face.  

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We finally found the flaw.

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I’m aghast!

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Given the apparent size of his junk, maybe consider that for Tom pole dancing would be like an extreme sport. Fraught with danger. Other dancers may mistake him for the pole. There would be a high risk of impalement for all those around him. For him pole dancing with a vagina would just be safer.

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Dead or dying might have been more accurate.

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Well, here we are again.

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So my housemate let me loose on her Tinder account and this happened.

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Jotun sex workers = Frostitutes. It would be worth every minute of the vaginal frostbite. Full picture credit to the amazing amatasera!

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When I grow up I want to be Hayley Atwell.

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Dressed as Loki for my work Heroes and Villains Christmas party. They randomly assign us seats to try and get us to talk to new people. This random assignment isn't working out so well........